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Ain’t that the vampire baby from Twilight?
This is funnier than any joke told by 90 percent of the comedians out there

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the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job
Ain’t that the vampire baby from Twilight?
This is funnier than any joke told by 90 percent of the comedians out there
I have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!”
He strikes once again
when the flirt option appears
If the moon were at the same distance as the ISS
Fucking. Wow.
That’s terrifying
Imagine the tides.
When you have a test
LMAO
my absolute favorite corner of tumblr are those original cats the musical stans who are furious with the cats film because of the homophobic implications of not having rum tug tugger and mister mistoffeles be in love
being bilingual is just *knows meaning of word in your language but not the other* *cant explain it* *mental pause* *words that exist only in one language but not the other* *mixing languages mid sentance* *as you get better in one language you get worse in the other* *mental pause* *confusing meanings* *speaking both languages badly*
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
I’ve religiously binged The Office at least 4 times over and still haven’t found closure to the fact that there will never be another season of the show. But this game right here might give me what I’m looking for. Plus there’s finally an expansion to Cards Against Humanity that I can get behind. Shut up and take my money!
Available HERE
They did it. Someone finally made a game I can play.