Honeylewd Enterprises

18+ Blog for when I see a hornypost I like or when I want to talk about what my partners are up to~ (Minors DNI, Everyone else feel free to be kinky in dms as long as clothes stay on)

[cheacegirl]

Princess omobait requests the maids stop calling her that and also on an unrelated note that they unlock the bathroom door Right Now

[cheacegirl]

Princess omobait would like to remind her maids that she does not appreciate being denied any kind of throne, her discomfort has nothing to do with the fact that this specific throne is porcelain

[cheacegirl]

Princess omobait is clarifying to her maids that she's refusing to drink from the chalice out of fear for poison, no other reason at all.

[cheacegirl]

Princess omobait refuses to put on the grey sweatpants no matter how much the maids beg her to.

[cheacegirl]

Princess omobait would like her maids to stop referring to her new and innovative take on the waltz as a "potty dance".

[cheacegirl]

Princess omobait royally decrees that that is Not a leak, she just- ohfuckokfine it's a leak pleasepleaseplease can she go to the bathroom now she'll give the maids riches power anything just let her go now pleaaaa- oh dear.

[cheacegirl]

Princess puddlepants dislikes this new nickname even more.

[dummy-dot-exe]

感謝のいちごぱんつ by warabi餅@w4rabimochi

[therem-harth-rem-ir-estraven]

I was sitting on my sister's couch today, and from across the room she said, "hey do you wanna kiss?" I looked up to see her holding those little chocolates, I felt like I was about to have a fucking aneurysm. I spend way too much time here.

[featherlewd]

I love the original post so much

[tenebrascastle]

Room service

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Poolside bunny by Wooshception@wooshception

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Cecilia Immergreen Blueprint 2.0 by んこにゃ【KONY】@Nkonya0529

[ohm2449314]

[cherrypillowzz]

fully customisable

[distinguished-bloodperv]

Some of you girls out there are such obvious daughterbait btw. You may think your need for a momma is internal, that it's something you can hide or be subtle about at the very least, but no. When a girl is motherable, it's obvious.

In social situations on your own, you may try to play up your confidence. Do your best to seem sociable, and brave, and independent, but there's always an inescapable need in you that shows through.

The need to be coddled, to have the small of your back rubbed while you talk, to be told you're doing so well at making friends, to have your hair pet and your head held in the quiet moments, to be teased and toyed with when nobody's looking. It's okay baby. Mom knows what you need.

[nintendogameboyadvance]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever peed your pants

[peenutbuttjelly]

Feeding the queen bee

[donootie]

footf3t gift for a mutual friend

she's not a mary sue she has character flaws. like having stinky feet.

[mikufanclub]

luna moth specimen girl

[girlballs-archive]

yoink her dolphin shorts off unannounced NOW

[mouse-wife]

do NOT wedgie the mouse

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

Does does does aaaanyone have the picture of that anime girl using her robot gf as a bong where she's got the lighter behind her gfs butt aaaaand her gfs dick in her mouth cuz how else do you smoke weed out of a girl?

[void-gender]

[noise-misato-boy-destroyer]

THANK YOU OMG<3<3<3

[glaceongirltitties]

@girlballs found it

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by JiwooODIA | 2일페 K02@JI_JJI_JI