"Ma'am you're not allowed to swim here..." A commission of Rev I got from the lovely @mikufanclub !
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"Ma'am you're not allowed to swim here..." A commission of Rev I got from the lovely @mikufanclub !
this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years
Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
She's more experienced with swords than drinks
pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means
why does battery acid have to taste so good…
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
if this lady were coming to get you to death would you survive
only maybe
no
when the dude in her bio changes pronouns to she/her
sleepy brok. grrrok. brrrrrok. so soft and beaky
lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species
I regret to inform everyone that google just did that
Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore
feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore
To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless
No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to
It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!
And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade
whoops
oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words
le doohickie in question btw:
Watching a friend play some Warhammer game, asking "is anyone in warhammer happy?" and then receiving a 40+ min explanation was the highlight of my day
I was like "damn, not even the emperor?" to which they replied, dead serious "especially not the emperor"
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crawdad go in holes
woah.. do you know any other abilities of creatures
THERE'S NO WAY DELTARUNE CH 5 HAS THE MICKEYS DICK SMASHER PLANS
dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results