Don't Bully Me, It's Way Too Funny.

30's NB, holding out hope for a world Sonic would be proud of. This blog reflects my Everything, so be ready for the occasional horny jumpscare.

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

[fatmagic]

[toskarinfr]

reading one of yoko taro's interviews with toby fox and it is really funny how he spends basically the entire time talking about him like how people talk about kane parsons

[toskarinfr]

Toby Fox: "Maybe I made a mistake not putting a fishing minigame in UNDERTALE. maybe it'll get the first negative score on Famitsu"

Yoko Taro for the fifth time this interview:

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[textpostscymraeg]

Helo, dyma fi. Y creadur cynhesaf yn y byd. Dw i'n dy garu di. Fi yw'r creadur cynhesaf yn y byd a dw i'n dy garu di gymaint ac mae angen i mi eistedd ar dy lin yr eiliad hon. Ydw, dw i'n ymwybodol o'r don wres. Ond mae hynny'n iawn oherwydd fy mod i eisioes y creadur cynhesaf yn y byd felly does dim ots gen i. Dw i'n dy garu di ac mae angen i ti adael i mi gysgu ar dy lin yr eiliad hon. Dw i moooor gynnes a dw i'n dy garu di gyyymaint. Os dywedi di na, byddi di'n dweud na wrth rhywbeth sy'n dy garu di. Gad i mi gysgu ar dy lin. Pan dw i'n syrthio i gysgu dw i'n cynhesu. Dw i'n dy garu di

[boringkate]

A hoodie can be a form of lingerie when you're pure of heart and perverted of mind.

[skunkes]

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm on an evil mission to turn Every Grape into a raisin. I collect grapes, and take them to my lair. I microwave them one by one. 10 minutes per grape

[ryvko]

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[covermeinflexseal]

[covermeinflexseal]

[datasoong47]

[kiwicantfly]

Lesbian community I feel like we slept on Kiwi Cyberpunk and not in the sexy way unfortunately

[kiwicantfly]

It's always "Lucy this" and "Rebecca that" right well have you considered that

[kiwicantfly]

"Kiwi is like 35-40 though" yeah what's not clicking.

[gentlemanbones]

Important note on Kiwi's appeal:

[enba-and-luka]

Source

[segamascott]

and i'll do it again

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

this is honestly such a good idea

[nifinof]

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

[totally-india]

I would win easily but it's only because I'm a country

[i-am-a-fish]

India cleans 60 badger matchup hands down