yeehaw!

🐛oliver | 24 | he/him🐛

[iambad]

ok i’m done being crazy lol

[iambad]

no i’m not

[sm64mario]

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

[zylahbee]

sexism in medicine kills people. racism in medicine kills people. fatphobia in medicine kills people. queerphobia in medicine kills people. classism in medicine kills people. ableism in medicine kills people.

do not downplay people’s fears about being mistreated because they are a part of a marginalised group. it is a matter of life and death and you should be angry about it.

[bugcoat]

sanctuary / kris / dearly beloved friends

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[the-grassy-hill]

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[makingmeblush]

i may be sensitive but everyone else could be a little kinder too

[helloitsbees]

[gatorbeast]

the spamton balloon at the macy’s thanksgiving day parade has popped and killed 14 people

[medievaljournalist]

oh fuck yes they put a slot machine in the dungeon

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

COMISSIONS

Hello, I’m Alex or Dude! Decided to open my commissions and I have just a few things to mention:

Payment will be through PayPal

Payment is upfront, complex commissions are 1/2 upfront

Can be posted for personal use only, with credit

Open to fanart, ocs, suggestive or NSFW

Dm if interested on here or Instagram :)

[funtergeist]

SUSIE ATTACK!!!!

[redstonedust]

all animals have a place in the ecosystem and that includes humans and im sick of encountering edgelords who say the earth would be better off if we were wiped out. you wanna mess things up for every species that has adapted to live alongside us? as far as i can tell our existance is pretty intertwined with the world we live in, and caring about animals should include caring about humans because we're also animals. so we should probably focus on doing good with the resources we have instead of fantasizing about a big nuclear reset button. you sound like a pokémon villain.

[kosmogrl]

and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time

[dumbpuppyfag]

princes are always calling you to their bedchambers and gazing wistfully across the grounds and asking why you never married so they can launch into a ten minute soliloquy about the tragedy of a knight's vows before you lock eyes and they look away bashfully. ohhhh i wonder where this is going your highness? mayhaps the same place it's gone five times already this week? i had to go to school for this job you know. eight years. people in my class died. some by my own hand. cunt.