Never underestimate the power of idiots in a group.
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Never underestimate the power of idiots in a group.
Mark. (via thedungeonofbaddecisions)
They should start naming hurricanes after notable climate change deniers
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Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go out and make your life better then after 5 minutes youāre like ā yeah thatās not happeninā
Nothing will ruin your 20ās more than thinking you should have your life together already.
this.. is so hard⦠to keep in mindā¦
With barbarians anything's a door
āContext I was playing a barbarian in a solo campaign and had just made it to a silver dragons lair and wanted to make a dramatic intrance.ā
Me: āI'ma gonna knockā
Me (ooc): āI try to kick the doors openā
DM: āok roll strengthā
*fails roll*
DM: ādoors donāt budgeā
Me: (ooc): āI try againā
DM: āok itās still strength ā
Me (ooc) : ānat 20ā
DM: āok the doors make a loud cracking noise the slightly open a bit a get stuck you can try to squeeze through opening if you want.ā
Me (ooc): āWHAT? HOW? WHY? BUT NAT 20!!!ā
DM: āitās a set of pull doorsā
Me: āscrew thisā
Me (ooc): āIāll just go through the wallā
DM: āok roll strength ā
Me (ooc):ā fineā *rolls a 29*
DM: āok you easily fine a weak spot in the wall back up a little the run straight through there is now a you shaped hole next to the door.ā
Me (ooc): āgood now cam I see the dragon from here?ā
DM: āroll perception ā
Me: āokā *rolls a 10*
DM: āthatās enough you see the dragon sleeping in front of you.ā
Me (ooc): āreally after all that?!!ā
DM: āyep itās a heavy sleeper.ā
British weather: *is wet*
German weather: *Wetter*
Musste hierbei an deinen Blog denken.
lets clear up a common misconception:
when i ask if something looksĀ āgoodā iām not asking if it makes me sexually appealing. im asking if it makes me look like the modern remix version of a medieval fantasy novel protagonist
#āthat jacket doesnt flatter u as much as something more feminine wouldāā IM NOT ASKING IF U WOULD DATE ME#im asking if i look like i could travel for weeks across a made up map by horseback on a quest to fulfill my destiny
I just want to be ābuy stuff for my hobby and not feel guiltyā rich.
All movies based in real facts are set in the same cinematografic universe.
Chakotay: What are you supposed to be?
Captain Janeway: Vito Corleone. Iām going to a Mob Costume party.
Chakotay: A Mob Costume party?
Captain Janeway: Yeah. And this is a statue of Jimmy Hoffa. Tuvok made it for me. I bring one every year.
Chakotay: What for?
Captain Janeway: At the end of the party the mobsters blow it up. Thereās a little fuse in his head. But I think we need to change the design.
Harry Kim: Why is that?
Captain Janeway: Because people are always re-doing the fuse to make it shorter. That way it blows up right when they light it.
Harry Kim: But thatās not safe.
Captain Janeway: I know. Thatās why Iām changing it.
Harry Kim: What are you gonna do?
Captain Janeway: Iām gonna make them a Hoffa they canāt re-fuse.
As a young kid, I always thought of adults as mature people who had everything figured out. As an adult, I can see that everyone is just great at pretending
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In every high school, there should be a class dedicated to teaching how taxes work, how to get insurance, how to rent or pay mortgage, and how to not get into financial trouble with banks.
HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE
With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.
āWhatās going on? Iām sensing somethingā¦ā (x)
IM BROKEN. IM DEAD.
THIS IS IT.. THIS IS THE REASON HE PULLED FACES⦠He was probably like āYOUāRE NOT GONNA GIVE ME LINES?? I DONāT NEED LINES TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS CHARACTER ANYWAY.ā
my god he was probably just making all of the faces as a joke, just being a huge nerd not thinking that those specific shots would actually be put in the film! lol