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[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Never underestimate the power of idiots in a group.

Mark. (via thedungeonofbaddecisions)

[just-shower-thoughts]

They should start naming hurricanes after notable climate change deniers

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Do you ever get that sudden outburst of motivation to go out and make your life better then after 5 minutes you’re like “ yeah that’s not happenin”

[dresswellactbad]

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

[moonbrains]

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

[yourplayersaidwhat]

With barbarians anything's a door

“Context I was playing a barbarian in a solo campaign and had just made it to a silver dragons lair and wanted to make a dramatic intrance.”

Me: “I'ma gonna knock”

Me (ooc): “I try to kick the doors open”

DM: “ok roll strength”

*fails roll*

DM: “doors don’t budge”

Me: (ooc): “I try again”

DM: “ok it’s still strength ”

Me (ooc) : “nat 20”

DM: “ok the doors make a loud cracking noise the slightly open a bit a get stuck you can try to squeeze through opening if you want.”

Me (ooc): “WHAT? HOW? WHY? BUT NAT 20!!!”

DM: “it’s a set of pull doors”

Me: “screw this”

Me (ooc): “I’ll just go through the wall”

DM: “ok roll strength ”

Me (ooc):“ fine” *rolls a 29*

DM: “ok you easily fine a weak spot in the wall back up a little the run straight through there is now a you shaped hole next to the door.”

Me (ooc): “good now cam I see the dragon from here?”

DM: “roll perception ”

Me: “ok” *rolls a 10*

DM: “that’s enough you see the dragon sleeping in front of you.”

Me (ooc): “really after all that?!!”

DM: “yep it’s a heavy sleeper.”

[honeysaurus-blog]

British weather: *is wet*

German weather: *Wetter*

[official-german-puns]

Musste hierbei an deinen Blog denken.

[kingofattolia]

lets clear up a common misconception:

when i ask if something looks “good” i’m not asking if it makes me sexually appealing. im asking if it makes me look like the modern remix version of a medieval fantasy novel protagonist

[woozapooza]

#‘that jacket doesnt flatter u as much as something more feminine would–’ IM NOT ASKING IF U WOULD DATE ME#im asking if i look like i could travel for weeks across a made up map by horseback on a quest to fulfill my destiny

[just-shower-thoughts]

I just want to be “buy stuff for my hobby and not feel guilty” rich.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

All movies based in real facts are set in the same cinematografic universe.

[incorrectvoyagerquotes]

Chakotay: What are you supposed to be?

Captain Janeway: Vito Corleone. I’m going to a Mob Costume party.

Chakotay: A Mob Costume party?

Captain Janeway: Yeah. And this is a statue of Jimmy Hoffa. Tuvok made it for me. I bring one every year.

Chakotay: What for?

Captain Janeway: At the end of the party the mobsters blow it up. There’s a little fuse in his head. But I think we need to change the design.

Harry Kim: Why is that?

Captain Janeway: Because people are always re-doing the fuse to make it shorter. That way it blows up right when they light it.

Harry Kim: But that’s not safe.

Captain Janeway: I know. That’s why I’m changing it.

Harry Kim: What are you gonna do?

Captain Janeway: I’m gonna make them a Hoffa they can’t re-fuse.

[just-shower-thoughts]

As a young kid, I always thought of adults as mature people who had everything figured out. As an adult, I can see that everyone is just great at pretending

[ux-studio]

#designquote #uxdesign

[just-shower-thoughts]

In every high school, there should be a class dedicated to teaching how taxes work, how to get insurance, how to rent or pay mortgage, and how to not get into financial trouble with banks.

[cineraria]

[snotchos]

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

[medievalfantasist]

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

[ladyofrohan-deactivated20130624]

“What’s going on? I’m sensing something…” (x)

[kanleki]

IM BROKEN. IM DEAD.

[pietromaximofffs-blog]

THIS IS IT.. THIS IS THE REASON HE PULLED FACES… He was probably like “YOU’RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME LINES?? I DON’T NEED LINES TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS CHARACTER ANYWAY.”

[chiefguideandcentre-deactivated]

my god he was probably just making all of the faces as a joke, just being a huge nerd not thinking that those specific shots would actually be put in the film! lol