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Reese | 23 | ♂ what up gamers ✧✧✧

[steampunktendencies]

An Electric Toaster circa 1920

[wifehaver103947]

these are the flavor of inventions we are missing out on by making cocaine illegal just fyi

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[thebootydiaries]

me: hi ma'am how are u today

customer: *ignores me*

me:

[the-flawless-unicorn]

What is this creature???

[thebootydiaries]

that’s me after being ignored don’t be so rude

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

tgif stands for trans gender it’s friday

[testosteronetwink]

happy transgender it’s friday .

[fabledshadow]

happy transgender it’s friday

[tlirsgender]

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

[tlirsgender]

There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy

[evilvarric666-archive]

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

[catterrificposts]

the funniest part of death note was when light thought, "The police are spying on me through cameras in my room. I need them to think I'm a normal high school boy." and then he proceeded to read a porn magazine for 5 minutes without cranking his chain. all while laying on his bed like this

[skunkeyemcghee]

Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

[dada331-deactivated20150402]

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[kilvasgone-deactivated20240202]

when are they announcing gay sex for the nintendo switch

[homoz]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

why dont you go invest in some bitchcoins

[bearie]

[appraisedtiktoks]

[ip2lb]

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

[pitbolshevik]

so untrue worstie i hope you die

[skeletalroses]

My girl

My girl

My girl!

Talkin’ ‘bout my girl…

𝓜𝓨 𝓖𝓘𝓡𝓛!