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A person enters their messy garage, bumping into things and knocking things over in a calm manner as they reach a green bag across the room and trek back to the entrance of the room and close the door.

Panning down, there is a black fluffy cat sitting patiently as the person opens the bag, shakes it momentarily as the cat jumps inside and gets comfortable before being picked up and walked away.

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The video begins with a man driving as text appears “Homemade flowers for the girl”

Cutting off some of his beginning dialogue, he explains that he stopped by the grocery store for flowers as multiple videos cut in of the flowers he’s describing.

He picked up one bundle of closed, open, and normal flowers before driving home to assemble.

“Alright let me get comfortable real quick. I’m just gonna have my Mr. Rogers moment here and get a little comfy” he states as he rolls up his sleeves and begins removing the flower bundles from their plastic encasings.

“Now it’s time to prep the flowers. Listen mc you can’t give it to her in the plastic wrap. Remember you’re giving her a gift, not a task.”

As he’s shown cutting off the thorns and removing and bruised petals, he continues, “And don’t wait for a holiday to do this-“

“Leaves and buds in water will quickly rot” appears on screen as he removes them.

“Just because flowers are the best kind of flowers.

Oh and here’s a tip. Save a flower for yourself, right? And when that flower dies, that’s when you know it’s time to get her new flowers.”

Throwing his tied tie over his shoulder he grabs a vase off screen.

“Alright, now grab yourself a vase, Florlab sent me this one, thank you. Measure the stem (of the flower) to the base of the vase and the greenery will help the flowers stay in place.”

More text, “cut at an angle” appears as he does so and begins placing the flowers, “And now just have fun! Use your creativity and design, express yourself through flowers and then boom. This is for you, and this is for her” he finishes off, panning to a beautifully decorated white vase with green decoration leaves and pink and white flowers

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The video features multiple small blue aliens with big eyes and headphones who sing to various songs that are submitted to be animated. In this particular video they’re dancing on a sound mixer and making the music that plays.

The song playing is Funny by Zedd and Jasmine Thompson.

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The video begins with a crowd amassed on the street preparing safety gear for skateboarding.

“Anybody doing this for the first time?” The man, seemingly leading them all, announces.

A song takes over the audio as they are all depicted walking to an empty parking lot that they sneak into and skate around together in the space.

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This caption ended up being really long, so I apologize for the divider.

Taking place in a classroom, this video is from a show called Midnight Mass. Numerous parents are seated in small desks for children and the topic is about how some kids came home with bibles that were handed out. A conversation is cut off as this clip begins.

(What is missing from the clip: the Teacher begins, “I understand given your religious affiliation, you might find the fact that your son is interested in the Bible offensive-“)

“Not at all” the parent, played by Rahul Kohli, cuts off.

The teacher continues, “I suppose, but I would say that if he’s interested in Jesus, why not allow him to learn a little about it?”

He cuts her off once more, “That’s so not the issue and thank you for this opportunity to clarify, uh he knows all about Jesus.”

She cuts him off this time, “Imagine not quite all.”

He ignores her and continues, “Muslims believe that Jesus is a prophet of God and that the Angel, the Bible, was revealed to him as the Torah was revealed to Moses before that. See, we- we love Jesus and we love the message that was revealed to him.”

“Well, I suppose we learn something new everyday, don’t we?” the teacher announces, trying to stop the conversation there.

“But we also believe after the time of Jesus. Thanks to the interference of men, there are deviations of Christianity. People altered the message, Priests, Popes, Kings. That’s why there’s so so many versions of the Bible.”

“People got in there, made their changes-“ “I don’t think this is relevant.” The teacher cuts in again.

“We do though believe that the Bible contains some of the original word of God.”

“That’s very generous, isn’t it?” The teacher begins again to try and shut down the conversation.

He begins again, “But we also believe that God revealed the Quran as the final message. Never to be altered, to reasset the original revelations of the previous prophets.”

She curtly stops him, “I don’t think that this is the place to discuss where our beliefs about scripture might divert.”

Remaining calm, he reiterates, “Exactly.”

Pausing to look around for a moment before continuing, “There it is. That’s the issue. And that’s why I think some of the people in this room including myself are a little concerned. See Muslims encourage everyone to seek knowledge. So I am more than comfortable with my son studying a Bible. Thrilled actually. I’ve done it myself.”

After pausing to look around the room once more he continues, “But where I think there’s an issue is that this is a public school. That’s the thing. And I think what’s concerning some of us is not the Bible itself. But that it was handed out. Distributed to the kids here. I just ask you to consider how you’d feel if you sent your child to a public school-“

“Sure” the teacher sighs, shaking her head.

“And they came home with a copy of the Quran. Asking about the (Prophet Mohammad). You’d feel it was an issue. If I went around handing out copies of the Quran to the children on this island purely in the interest of the pursuit of knowledge. Well, I’d expect you to chase me out of town Miss King.”

And the video is cut off and ends there.

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Teen titans go, a tv show, is playing in the background as a person is sitting on the hardwood floor putting together furniture. In the background is a macaw parrot hanging off a baby fence gate.

The parrot begins sliding down the bar of the gate and slowly on the floor while the James Bond theme plays in the background. The parrot begins tip toeing across the floor as the person behind the camera laughs.

Finally, the parrot minorly bites the person who is building as the person behind the camera bursts into laughter

“That’s the funniest thing t- that’s happened!” The person behind the camera exclaims as the parrot flies across the room and the video ends.

I’m back! Ideally I’ll keep this up and start a queue. A lot of personal stuff happened in my life and I had to move out of an abusive situation. Much happier and finally able to pick up looking through these again.

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/ Video Id Begins /

In this video an orange cat is leaning over the full sink of a bathroom counter, aggressively licking the water despite the owner trying to get the cat to stop by holding back its head.

You can hear the owner coming down from a fit of laughter as they begin saying in a sarcastic tone, “Please, for the love of god, stop drinking! You’re gonna drink us out of house and home!”

Afterwards, the video speeds up, demonstrating that he continued drinking for a long time, continuously lapping at the water until the video ends.

/ End Video ID /

And to this day,,, he is draining a local pond somewhere, presumably.

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/ Video ID Begins /

The video begins with a close up of the person filming’s face staring into the camera. They’re wearing white iris contacts with black pupils, a black fake moustache, and a brown wig cut sharply into a male haircut. They begin by saying:

“Some people were telling me that some of my cosplays aren’t accurate, and you know I have almost got a million followers on this app (tiktok), so I just wanted to make sure that I’m providing you with all the content that you so crave. So I’ve done extensive research, and really put together an outfit that I think is cannon, and that I think you guys will really appreciate.”

The video quickly cuts off their voice and switches to two pictures of Mario, from the Mario Oddessy game, in which he’s wearing a white wedding dress and veil while posing dramatically.

It then switches once more to a broader shot of the person in a similar dress and veil, with noticeable fake chest hair, striking a pose. After posing for a brief moment, they fluff the dress with their hands and begin speaking to the camera again:

“Can you get more cannon?”

It then switches frames again to an even broader shot of the person from farther away in the room before they speak again:

“Do I look f*king fire?? I’m gonna wear this and I’m gonna kick bowser right in the d**k!”

They then end the video by mimicking Mario’s voice and saying “Here we go!” Before shrugging passive aggressively.

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Hey!! I did want to note in the video that they were passive aggressive in their speech as well but I didn’t know if I should include tone indicators or if adding stuff like that would ruin the joke or be overly descriptive if you get what I mean? I’m probably overthinking it and will probably add tone indicators or figure out a way to describe that they’re being sarcastic I guess? If anyone has any tips feel free to let me know I’m 100% still feeling this out.

Like for example, when the person says ‘can you get more canon?’ Or ‘so I’ve done extensive research’ etc were supposed to be sarcasm but I know there are people who rely on tone indicators so I’ll have to see if maybe I can include (/s) or “they sarcastically said x” for example to spruce it up? I’m probably also answering my own questions, whoops.

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/ Video ID Begins /

For context, the video begins with a background track from comedian Bo Burnham’s new comedy special ‘Inside’, which features a segment where he laugh’s and the audio glitches out over and over again.

The person in the video is laying down in bed, miming to the audio with an overlay of text, a format frequently used on Tik Tok.

The person first mimes the laughter with an overlay text above their head that reads “finally having the courage to come out as bi(sexual)” before fake recoiling as the audio glitches and changes the text to “GENDER”.

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/ Video ID Begins /

The man in the video is wearing a pastel rainbow tie dye t-shirt, black SnapBack hat backwards, and obscure necklace.

He greenscreened himself to the left in front of a stock photo of a generic postal office, and begin’s by speaking in a monotone voice and a stoic facial expression: “Welcome to the shipping store how can I help you?”

There’s a small cut as he switches from the left to the right, signifying that it’s the customer responding, “Hello, I see on your sign outside that you can ship anything.”

The video cuts once again to him appearing on the left, continuing “We can ship stuff that makes sense, whatcha got for me?”

The customer responds, “Here’s a fun one, I need to ship my car.”

He whispers under his breath, “I’m not strong enough for this” before continuing in the same tone once again, “A car?”

Beyond this point he raises his volume with each response as his tone and facial expression get angrier until he’s screaming at the end:

The customer responds, “A car.”

“I can’t ship your car.”

“I’m moving I need to ship my car.”

“I cannot proceed with shipping your car.”

“Why can’t you ship my car?”

“Because it’s a whole car.”

“You guys said you can ship anything.”

“Yeah like paintings and birdhouses not your STATION WAGON.”

“How am I supposed to move my car to the next country over!?”

“You want us to put your car in a box and ship it to the next. county. over?”

“That is your job!”

“No it’s not that’s a stupid idea you’re a stupid person!”

“Give me your manager!”

“You are a stupid stupid person!”

/ End Video ID /

I’m officially back for CCing content again! :^) Hopefully this time I’ll keep up with it!

Please let me know if you have any tips or things I should change, I’d like to keep improving this as much as I can.

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Beginning of Video ID:

The person in this video is sitting down, facing to the left, and talking at their camera.

They begin by saying “It’s the 25th day of pride! Here’s your reminder;

Things don’t magically get better. [PAUSE] Sometimes you have to put in work. Sometimes, you have to let the process do what it does. Sometimes you have to speak up. Sometimes you have to stay quiet. Sometimes, you’re alone in it, but most of the time you’re not. No matter what dichotomies you face in life, just know that, it’s going to be okay. And whatever you feel like is right, is right. I love you, happy pride.”

/ End Video ID

I wanted to make this my first video description to end off pride since I took a break :^) If there’s anything I should change or a better way to set up the Video ID let me know, I wanna make it pretty spiffy looking if I can <3

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I'm updating my tag list and I'm deleting this chunk because it's outdated now but aaaa I'm pretty glad I decided to switch it? I don't know if I'll necessarily be able to caption my old posts on this blog because it's almost 400 videos now, but if I can I'll try to at least make some headway on that in the future? I’m more focused on changing the content now and starting a queue

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Some of your asks have reduced me to tears

I literally FaceTimed my best friend to cry because I’m both excited to do the cc and just hearing how positively it would affect this blog for so many people???

This is happening soon, more than likely today I cleared out my queue to plan out my new tags and a format for the captioning

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As a deaf person - captioning the TikToks would be great! I don't use TikTok because I can't hear music and almost no one on that platform uses captions. It makes me feel left out of a huge generational thing and it makes me feel bad and out-of-touch. So seeing people captioning them would be so great!

Aaa ty for your input!! I’m HOH so a lot of the videos I post here have captions on the video or by the very least are captioned cc included, cc not included - or interchangeably closed captions included, closed captions not included ( unless I forgot which I try not to :^( )

So the plan would be to end that era of tagging posts like that and just cc them myself and maybe add a “cc included” and “closed captions included” tag only under a read more.

I’m excited to start doing it & it should be relatively easy since I only queue 3 videos a day to post so the hope is I’ll just keep up with it & change my tag list that I have in my bio so people can find things better

I’m very excited!!

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i think right under the post is better! maybe under a readmore? just so it doesn't clutter mobile dash

Tytyty I forgot read more’s existed oops

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I have a question

If I started captioning the tik toks I post how many people would enjoy that? Maybe I can make a straw poll or maybe people could like this post or go in my asks (anon or not :^) ) and let me know? It would probably be a reply post or directly under the tik tok?

Is there any feedback or tips for this that y’all have? Like a way to format it or things I should keep in mind for a screen readers etc or would me adding captions make the posts too long?

I wanna make this blog inclusive and friendly and I’ve been struggling to decide if I should caption them myself so let me know!!

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Techno pride icons! If there's one I missed and you'd like, send me an ask!! (I do also have a normal version w/o a flag if anyone wants that too!)