Tumblr: O, Archive, Star of my days, Sun of my nights, please don't abandon me!
Ao3: Dear?
Tumblr: What will I say to the children, if you leave us… They can't survive without you, and I won't either!
Ao3: Dearest?
Tumblr: [mumbling] (What's the quote again…)
Tumblr: Do not go errr… gently in the dark night? (No, that's not it…)
Ao3: TUMBLR!
Tumblr: Y-yes, Beloved?
Ao3: Dearest, what are you talking about?
Tumblr: Your illness?
Ao3: What illness?
Tumblr: You're going to the hospital today?
Ao3: For a maintenance routine procedure.
Tumblr: But you had one last week! Who needs weekly maintenance? Surely, it's a malicious illness!
Ao3: Last week?
Tumblr: And the children were panicked, and there were juggling balls everywhere, and—
Ao3: Dearest, that was 4 months ago.
Tumblr: … Oh.
Tumblr: So… No deadly illness?
Ao3: No deadly illness.
Tumblr: You're not leaving me forever?
Ao3: I'm going to be away for 15 hours. I'll be back tonight. Surely you can hold on for less than one day
Tumblr: … I will.
Ao3: Good.
Tumblr: … But the children may not.
Ao3: At worst, send them visit my cousins.
