A gay, metalhead mess

She/they 24 Sports photographer Women's sports focused (mostly football), and everything that's gay and chaotic Also, this is just chaos and you tumblr bitches should love it

[ltwilliammowett]

Ship types in: Illustrated nautical dictionary, unabridged, by Captain Howard Patterson, 1891

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[monopoison3r]

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[depsidase]

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[the-composite-doll]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[femini-nomenon]

I don’t think I’ll be mentally recovering from this summer transfer window any time soon… 🙃

[didalexiabreakupwitholgaisback]

positive words from uswnt captain lindsey heaps on playing against aitana and alexia in champions last season 🙏

source: thewomensgamemib on youtube

[toxicrivalries]

when perez tried to form the Super League, UEFA was right there telling them to go fuck themselves with us. FIFA opening the world cup to private equity? UEFA right there with us telling them to go fuck themselves. Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with UEFA

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[hydrothermalvententhusiast]

@hellenhighwater

[hellenhighwater]

It's perfect

[pajorko]

SHUT UP EVERYONE MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE PLAYED FOOTBALL TOGETHER

[pajorko]

Ewa via Instastory: "It was a real pleasure, Iga Świątek! Thank you for training together! 💪 Much quality… the midfield is yours! See you on the court now 🥎😍"

Bonus: Kasia Kiedrzynek's comment 😂

[mammalianmammals]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[depsidase]

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[depsidase]

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Thinking about starting a secondary blog on how to set up up a cloud storage that you fully own (no fees like Google cloud) and then store music and movies on there so you can watch/ listen like Netflix/Spotify when I have down time.

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[jewish-joy]

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Dorothea's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

[when-november-ends]

one of the most devastating things as someone who notices the small wonders and deeply appreciates nature is, that we as humans have all the resources to protect and help our planet thrive, as well as every creature living on it.

we are the most advanced species. we have science and medicine, and we understand cause and effect to a greater degree than any other animal.

yet somehow, we are the ones who do the most damage. the only damage, actually.

and people look at you like you're crazy if you bring that up.