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i know i said i was done for tonight but hE WATCHES YOU???? EVEN WHEN YOU’RE UNDERGROUND HE FACES IN YOUR DIRECTION. I’m high-key concerned for this man’s health.

i-am-a-doggy

He can see beyond the physical boundaries of this realm and to and beyond the cosmos.

singing-robot

but dirt

sansofhumor

my favorite headcanon is that he can exploit the uh collision boxes of game level design or the layers of objects in games. i definitely don’t know enough about RPGmaker or other game makers but i’m assuming frisk clips under the bg layer while it scrolls across to the second igloo, and papyrus being able to see that clipping would explain a bunch, OR he can just see that the igloos are a short cut thru the game constraints of walking at a set pace which is. incredibly lazy now that i think of it and i highly doubt papyrus even approves of the underground tunnel system.

being able to avoid or negate collision boxes explains how he floats across the map, smashes thru windows, etc. it would also mesh real well with his magical control, how he can stop at 1 hp, because he can control the hit boxes on his bone attacks before you collide with them, and how extravagant he can make his really cool normal attack.

singing-robot

That’s a super great theory and makes a lot of sense, and fits perfectly for Papyrus!!!

badgertablet

papyrus, seeing that sans causally breaks space and time: I CAN DO THAT TOO !!!! YOURE NOT SPECIAL

//clips directly through three houses while t-posing and jumps into a black void (aka a bg layer)

ollie-oxen-free

papyrus: IF YOU SMACK THE HUMAN AS SOON AS THEY COME OUT OF THE RUINS AT THE RIGHT ANGLE THEN YOU CLIP THROUGH THE FLOOR AND JUMP STRAIGHT TO WHERE WE ALL GET POSSESSED BY FLOWEY, WHICH IS VERY USEFUL FOR SPEEDRUNS!

sans, terrified: wh-

#{ The Great Dossier ;; HC/About }#me softly but with feeling: oh this post i based some powers on is back????

ACTIV EA YAHSDA H

#{ Out of Pasta ;; OOC }#ME SCREAMING AS I RUN AROUND

“...IF WE ARE BEING TRUTHFUL, I AM NOT THAT FOND OF SPAGHETTI, EITHER. IT IS JUST WHAT MY UNDYNE TAUGHT ME TO MAKE AND I DID NOT WISH TO FEEL BAD BY CONFESSING MY DISLIKE.”

#{ Always on Watch ;; Dash Comm }#{ The Great ;; Main/IC }

“...fuck.”

#{ The Great ;; Main/IC }#{ Always on Watch ;; Dash Comm }

He feels like he missed something...

#{ The Great ;; Main/IC }#kal;sndlk;asnd i purposely kept him hidden until the sin passed......

“Let’s see... if we put the tub at the top of the stairs, attach the string along so whenever the door is opened it would be set off.. but then if someone had any flames it would be actually dangerous-- Hmm...”

#{ The Great ;; Main/IC }#great he's gonna be like this all day

When you see something and your brain immediately goes ‘how can I make that a trap?’

#{ The Great ;; Main/IC }#{ Always on Watch ;; Dash Comm }#jabaskjdb fOAM TROLL FOAM TROLL

“I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM CLEARLY WELL-VERSED IN MANY WAYS TO USE CUFFS. I VERY MUCH DON’T NEED ANY LESSONS ON HOW TO USE THEM.”

You can hear the shriek of another skeleton in the distance...

#{ The Great ;; Main/IC }#{ Always on Watch ;; Dash Comm }

“...CUFFS ARE USED FOR... CUFF-STUFF. EVEN I KNOW THAT.”

#{ The Great ;; Main/IC }#{ Always on Watch ;; Dash Comm }#suggestive //#woooooooooosh

#{ The Great ;; Main/IC }#that's it nobody get context

“HA! BONE-R. NOW I GET IT.”

#{ The Great ;; Main/IC }#{ Always on Watch ;; Dash Comm }#i really wanna call this crack but

I do imagine Papyrus can use Gaster Blasters, but he simply doesn’t in most circumstances. Even training against Undyne, who he knows is one of the toughest monsters around, he only really used them once during their actual training sessions. Because while he can ebb his attacks and make sure he doesn’t kill anyone with his bones? The Gaster Blaster is wonky. It works on different mechanics. It’s not KR like his brother so it just does straight damage and has a set time it fires. He can’t control it and could very easily hurt someone more than he intends. So he only uses it as a last resort so he doesn’t accidentally kill someone.

#{ Out of Pasta ;; OOC }#{ The Great Dossier ;; HC/About }

sb: paps doesn’t know about gaster blasters, that’d be silly

papyrus: IF I’D ONLY USED MY SPECIAL ATTACK, YOU’D HAVE BEEN BLASTED TO. . .

me, sipping my mcfucking tea:

#{ Out of Pasta ;; OOC }#i found the line i'd been hunting the past couple of days

“NOW I GET WHERE BABIES CAME FROM. THAT MAKES A WHOLE LOT MORE SENSE NOW OVER A STORK.”

#{ The Great ;; Main/IC }#asjdhbak listen hes old enough to take it #he just had no idea

i’m cackling that a bad pun revived my sans muse but for all the wrong reasons

#{ Out of Pasta ;; OOC }#asdblajw im never gonna do anything on there #im not going to that's 11 blogs haha no #he exists solely to be angry about this situation ig

kr-i

“…next time, maybe let their brother tell ‘em how it work, a’ight…?” disgruntled skeleton noises.

#{ Out of Pasta ;; OOC }#tfw he forces you to make a dash only blog #just so he can tell someone off

diktown‌:

“Okay, just so you know, this is gonna get REALLY honest REALLY fast… so if it gets to be too much. Just. Tell me to stop and I’ll say no more. But. H’OKAY.”

“Humans and a lot of other animals, monsters, creatures, etc, have these things called reproductive organs. In humans they’re also called genitals. They’re for making babies… they’re not all the same, and they don’t all function the same way… But a lot of them feel very good when stimulated by touch, or other sorts of stimulation… uh. Hmm.

“Sex is what happens when those who do have those things stimulate them in some way or fashion. There’s this human genital called a penis, and it fills with blood and gets erect, or stiffer, for penetrative purposes. And humans call erections boners… because they’re ‘hard’ like bone. But not really. You could break them easy… anyways that’s the whole joke. It was a penis joke.”

“ . . . ”

“OH, WAS THAT ALL? OKAY. YOU MADE IT SOUND RATHER SCARY FOR SOMETHING THAT’S SO BASIC.”

#{ The Great ;; Main/IC }#diktown #suggestive //#tfw you immediately understand but just had no context

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