doing my best

23, they/she/him. I have ADHD and NVLD, so my writing might be a little weird. I love art, Magic: the Gathering, the binding of Isaac, and hollow knight. If you need anything tw tagged just lmk. Header image made by Dr. Seuss (nsfw)

[elise-mopie]

Now opening custom stamp commissions!

Hi everyone! I’ve gotten into stamp carving lately, and would love to see if anyone would want to commission one! Here’s some I’ve done in the past:

Prices will start around $12-15 USD for small ones but will scale up with size and complexity.

This is my first time doing comms, so for now only 3 slots are available.

What I will do: icons, logos, symbols, simple images of animals, objects, etc.

What I will not do: extremely complex images at very small sizes, portraiture, realism

DM me to claim a slot!

[michaelmilkers]

i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it

the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it

[making-you-in-mtg]

was gonna do a cycle on "fucked up english class short stories" but the only ones i remember strongly were these two

[mallowmaenad]

throwing my hat into the ring

[zwoelffarben]

If you'll accept that I don't have the energy to go arting because of a Christmas in June Secret Santa thing, I have a third hat for yer ring.

Hmm, might as well tag @derinthescarletpescatarian since that author's on tumblr.

[punkitt-is-here]

[angelotheque]

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who

[nonplusagon]

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help

[doubleca5t]

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

[doubleca5t]

America hates the broke and woke and so every rich chud from abroad who comes over here goes home singing our praises. Tale as old as time.

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[paradise-sys]

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

[swagdinner]

yeah what is it

[paradise-sys]

its behind the read more button

[swagdinner]

nothin there

[charl0ttan]

things that fuck hard and always will:

[charl0ttan]

REMEMBER: IF YOU DONT FEEL FULLY LIKE YOU ARE A PERSON!!!!! there are novels that dont feel fully like they are novels 👍

[stagbeetleboy]

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

[dorothylarouge]

[charl0ttan]

Have you tried posting a randomly generated number from 1-1000?

wait this could work

[charl0ttan]

305

[unending-sorceress]

the mayor of buenos aires city (who took office and immediately went on vacation overseas for two months) was giving an interview, got jumped by a rat, and then the rat got eaten by two stray dogs, all in camera, buenos aires remains the most city of all

[unending-sorceress]

oh yeah i should've also mentioned that the rat gets kicked twice

[oneheadtoanother]