jesus christ. fucking twice.

sierra. 18. NC. she/her. // history, hockey, and pride. // BuzzFeed Unsolved sideblog: shanememedej

[hooblersluger]

*blows the dust off this blog* last post 2018 huh? crazy. you know what's crazier? we're finally getting masters of the air and going by a saved url I saved years ago it was going to be called the mighty eighth. how time flies huh. anyway if there's anyone who like, happens to see this and this doesn't feel like the equivalent of a radio signal being shot out into space I'm over at @/cidnangarlond now if anyone wants to say hi :] MASTERS OF THE AIR TODAY LADS LET'S FUCKING GO WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS AND WE'RE FINALLY GETTING IT TODAY‼️

[pixarsource]

[snafusheltons]

Men, it’s been a long war, it’s been a tough war. You’ve fought bravely, proudly for your country. You’re a special group. You’ve found in one another a bond that exists only in combat, among brothers. You’ve shared foxholes, held each other in dire moments. You’ve seen death and suffered together. I’m proud to have served with each and every one of you. You all deserve long and happy lives in peace.

[snafusheltons]

Band of Brothers: Why we fight “Hey Frank! This guy is reading an article that says the Germans are bad!”

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by D.H. Lawrence, Harper Lee, Franz Kafka, George Eliot, Fyodor Dostoevsky, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on April 8, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

[alexandrareadsthings]

[iwouldservehim]

[beyoncay-deactivated20200607]

Can’t believe the incredibles are coming back to show the avengers and justice league how it’s done

[beyoncay-deactivated20200607]

Some of y'all need to learn how to take a joke damn

[marisatomay]

Who’s joking this is a stone cold statement of truth

[rustandruin]

Lee Pace’s just out here enacting the mood board for my fantasies of a provincial life.

[jynkiess]

Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:

1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian

2: Shaggy was called “Buzz” until his 10th birthday

3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just can’t see it

4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems

5: Shaggy’s actual name is Norville

6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine

7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast

8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up

9: Daphne gets straight A’s in school

10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries

11: Daphne’s Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get started 

12: Velma came up with the phrase “Jinkes” on the fly

13: Velma used to say “oh my” before she said Jinkes

14: Velma’s has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school

15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared

16: Fred’s nickname is “Pickles” according to his school yearbook

17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective

18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer

19: Scooby’s full name is Scoobert Doo

20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that can’t be explained simply

21: The gang thought Scooby’s speaking was strange at first, but decided it “really wasn’t a big deal”

22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around

BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character

[jas720]

So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog

[userboxed]

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

[unflatteringcatselfies]

she smell (no eating, only smelling)

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is being the ‘relationship expert’ when your friends are going through relationship issues and you got no experience with romantic relationships

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is knowing your partner likes you cuz you goofy and your personality is a 10/10 and not for your looks

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is being used to rejection because yo ugly ass aint surprised, given the odds

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is not being hit on all the time and not having random people slide into your DMs while you tryna mind yo own business

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is having a longer battery life, since ya know… nobody’s sliding into your DMs and blowin’ up your phone cuz you posted a selfie

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is saving that money and spending that money on yourself and nobody else cuz yo ass forever single

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Ugly Privilege is having your partner not worry about you cheatin’ because who else wants yo goofy ugly ass besides your partner?

[blackpoeticinjustice]

half of yall pretty af and shouldnt be reblogging this.

for yall average-lookin folks, yall can reblog this but you on thin ice, ya hear me?? THIN. ICE.

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[itsthatunique]

“We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France. We shall fight on the seas and oceans. We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our island whatever the cost. We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets. We shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender.”

[kiwimidnight]

We trust that time is linear. That it proceeds eternally, uniformly. Into infinity. But the distinction between past, present and future is nothing but an illusion. Yesterday, today and tomorrow are not consecutive, they are connected in a never-ending circle. Everything is connected.

D A R K  —   1.01  S e c r e t s.