by Fedor Lashkov
Cosmic Funnies
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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AnasAbdin
todays bird

Kiana Khansmith

if i look back, i am lost

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

tannertan36
occasionally subtle
Peter Solarz

Love Begins
Misplaced Lens Cap
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@jynkiess
by Fedor Lashkov
Audrey Hepburn in SABRINA (1954) dir. Billy Wilder
Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It
Im sorry but... for your meddling monsters scoobydoo stuff... do you have... a scrappy-doo? (Ive said his name. We are all doomed.)
we are not doomed!! of course scrappy has a place in meddling monsters :) although I don't think he should be main cast, he's good to show up for some movies or specials. he's still the same scrappy, not a werehuman or anything.
ive actually had the idea of him finding out that scooby's a werehuman for a while... so take this comic!!
scooby was nervous that his nephew would see him differently, but of course, scrappy still loves him all the same <3
Wips that Im probably never finishing yay
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears
it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!
@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world
never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
Labor of Love (46504 words) by TheManyFacesofJester Chapters: 14/14 Fandom: Hotel Portofino (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lucian Ainsworth/Anish Sengupta Characters: Anish Sengupta, Lucian Ainsworth, Bella Ainsworth Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Historical, Alternate Universe - Fantasy Summary: Returning WWII medic Anish Sengupta intended to spend one night in the charming, if deeply outdated, Hotel Portofino after his ship was called into port for a storm. But the discovery of Lucian, a badly injured man who’s barricaded himself in his room to prevent anyone trying to help him, changes that. Despite Lucian’s warnings that the hotel is cursed and he needs to get out while he can, Nish refuses to abandon his patient, assuming the man is just confused and traumatized from the war. As the days carry on, however, Lucian’s warnings about a repeating day no one can escape from become harder to ignore and easier to accept. But the passage of time also brings Nish and Lucian closer together, leaving Nish with a choice between saving himself from the shared fate of everyone in the hotel, or taking the risk of being trapped forever trying to break the curse and rescue the man he can no longer imagine life without.
Meddling Monster gags that were too short for full comics :) check ALT image desc for content IDs!
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Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:
Bartholomew
Dolores
Norman
Harold
Magnolia
Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:
Maddison
Tanner
Skylar
Mckenzie
Logan
Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:
Elizabeth
Mary
Michael
Finnegan
Peter
Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:
Radish
Kerosene
Australopithecus
Anthill
Hegemony
Names that are weird when you're normal:
Balthazar
Romulus
Clandestia
Persephone
Kremulon
Names that are normal when you're weird:
Al
Mystery Inc. meet Holmes and Watson!
I am having a lot of fun with this Victorian Scooby Doo au!!
as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA