Steve Randle

Steve. Not Steven, not Stevie. Steve. 24. Sub. Hood, Greaser for life.

[hoodsteverandle]

twobitnonethericher​:

Go’on back ta bed then, ya dingus. 

Jesus, what’s with people statin’ the obvious today? Two, hush. 

PM: You good bro? Miss you.

[hoodsteverandle]

artisticsmythe​:

Then go back to sleep? 

Woah, what an idea! Can’t believe I didn’t think of that all on my own! Geeze, what do ya think I am? Some kind of idiot? If I could I would. 

[hoodsteverandle]

dom-bxstiansmythe​:

What can I say? My witts preceeds me. Yes, the same one. We came in packs, to everyone’s delight. You could say that I am in a way, yes. I’m Sebastian. Dominant. Your name?

Sure, whatever ya say man. Why? You all expectin’ some kind of fight or somethin’? Me and my boys run in a ‘pack’, but that’s for protection reasons. What’s your story? Oh, fancy. Me? I’m Steve Randle. 

[hoodsteverandle]

dom-bxstiansmythe​:

It’s also way too early for that amount of cursing. Although the time, and the weather gives you some sort of justification for such a harsh sentiment. 

Now that’s where you’re wrong- ain’t never too early for cussin’. See, now you’re catchin’ on. You’re another one of them Smythes, Don’t know if I’ve met you yet, you seem new .

[hoodsteverandle]

theiagowalsh​:

The worst part is waking up this early without even setting an alarm. That’s, like, a whole new level. But hey, how’s everything? The Academy treating you well so far?  

You got that right. I don’t get why this happens. I was so tired. Eh. It is what it is. Is that a joke? Trick question? I’m a sub. Of course it ain’t.

[hoodsteverandle]

aaronsancheztga​:

Fucking tell me about it. Waking up this early on a Sunday is sinful. You’re Steve, right? I haven’t seen you out here in a while. How’s it been, man?

Finally, someone gets it. Yeah, that’s me. Probably haven’t. I been tryin’ to avoid...Well, everything. It’s been alright I guess, aside from this ‘hacker’ shit. You?

[hoodsteverandle]

oldestclarington​:

If you’re so tired of the bullshit, I could always use an extra set of hands to assist in my workout routine. I’ve been up and moving since 5am.

..Workout? 5 AM? Good God, man. Who hurt you?

[hoodsteverandle]

pointsforcooper​:

Too early? It’s never too early to be productive! I call these my “sneaking hours”– because this is when I do my Santa-level secret stuff. Like the gifts I sent out the other day. You’re totes welcome for that, by the way!

More power to ya I guess, man, but the only place I feel like sneaking is back to bed. Oh. Yeah. Thought you looked familiar. 

[hoodsteverandle]

It’s wayyyyyyyyyy too fuckin’ early for this fuckin’ bullshit. And, by bullshit, I mean being awake. Fuck. 

[hoodsteverandle]

TWO ✉️ STEVE

Two: Hey, brother. Yer with me for tha week, ya know tha rules.

Two: By that I mean there ain't none! Boy, I bet I really had ya goin' there! But just don't do no stupid shit, k? I'm dealin' with enough shit here already, ya dig?

Steve: I've got you, bro. I ain't gonna do anything stupid. Thanks for takin' me.

Steve: What's up, brother? Talk to me.

[hoodsteverandle]

twobitnonethericher​:

Don’t it just look like some kinda winter wonderful outside? A++ decoratin’ that is. I mean that shit’ll just get anyone in tha mood to be festive. Fa la la la la and all’a that shizz. Anyhoot, if anyone wants ta do somethin’ let a fella know! I’m thinkin’ of makin’ an appearance later, maybe signin’ some autographs, might even open up a photo op! YOWZA! 

Jesus H. Christ, somebody needs to get your ass on some fuckin’ meds Two,  swear. If you’re lookin’ for someone to go with you, you know I will. Unlike some people ‘round here, I won’t have ya goin’ on your own. Let me know, let Soda know. You know I’m with him this week.