Two-Bit

Sassy, low-classy, definitely smart-assy.

[twobitnonethericher]

artisticsmythe​:

PM:  I suppose not but like I said, I get it. You have a life and you can’t always be around to entertain me. Or make me feel better or whatever. Oh yeah, trust me. Got that message loud and clear. And you heard about the tutor being attacked right? They found pink hair at the scene.  Guess who unfortunately has pink hair and is a part of the family the hackers hate? It’s me. So you just have a whole breakfast buffet? Yeah. Yeah you can bring it. 

Everything you said is right, the other day. About needing something solid.  And I want to give that to you. Sho how can I give you that security and reassurance?  Heh. Maybe. I don’t do many commissions, so it’s a change. 

No. You’ve seen the better version of it. Meeeeeee. 

[PM]: Good thing ya do I guess. Maybe not in tha minute but ya know I’ll be there for ya in proximity to tha time. Fuck, ya need...What can I do? Ya, ya, who didn’t? They what? Can’t nobody for reals think ya had somethin’ ta do with that Rem. People know ya. I’ll do what I can ta protect ya. Yea, I do I guess. Wanted ta make sure ya had enough ta eat. Ya know I worry. Good. I will. 

Yea? Ya think? Ya do? Shit. Well I...That’s a hard thing fer me ta throw ideas out about. Because I know it ain’t just me an’ you. Which ya know I’m all good with, But I also ain’t never really done nothin like that, or beein involved with someone who did. Ain’t a bad thing, just a learnin’ curve. If ya wanna...I dunno. Label it in a way we can. Even if ya just wanna be seen in public together that’s chill too. Just...Ya know. However yer com’fterble. I wantcha ta be good with whatever it is too. Those are just’a couple’a ideas. Ya ever thought ‘bout startin’?

Ahhhh I see tha difference now. Ya wantin’ me ta want ta see yer brother shirtless? That’s a tongue twister right there, sure is. 

[twobitnonethericher]

artisticsmythe​:

PM: You can’t be around all the time, and let’s be honest, neither of us are contactable all the time. So I get it.  Nothing much to say really, school hates me, I might be being set up for a crime and hey, you know, life is pretty much the same. Depends, what’s the food? 

I know you do, and it’s sweet. Hey, you wanted to talk about the future right? This is me, giving you an opening.  Beau’s little sub actually commissioned me to make something for him.  Which you know, is a picture of Beau. So..That. 

You wanna come see my brother shirtless? 

[PM]: Ya, I know. But is it such’a bad thing ta try? School hates ya huh? Er is tha feelin’ mutual? Set up fer a crime? Tha fuck? I made some pancakes, eggs, bacon, cut ya up some fruit, I got coffee an’ orange juice too. An’ some chocolate cake!

An openin’ eh? I’ll take it. Ain’t gunna look’a gift horse in tha mouth, ‘s what my mama always said. I dunno. I guess some kinda security might be’a nice thing ta have. Some kinda re’ssurance. Ya? That’s real nice Rem. Yer gonna do all kinds’a great with that. 

No ‘fense, but ain’t I kinda already seen it? Teasin’ teasin’. 

[twobitnonethericher]

TWO ✉️ DARRY/SODA/STEVE

Two: Yo mah bros! I'm thinkin' we ain't had a family shindig in a hot fuckin' second.I'm thinkin' us all, yer boys too, if ya wanna. What say you big guys?

[twobitnonethericher]

artisticsmythe​:

PM: It’s fine. It happens. I got though it, mostly by shutting myself in the studio but hey, why ruin a solid, well tested method? Is that you trying to bride the door open with food? 

Two, you don’t have to ask to come over, I’m pretty sure potential boyfriends get the open door policy. 

[PM]: Ya, still tho. I shoulda been around for ya. If ya change yer mind an’ wanna talk, ya know I’m here. I’ll listen. Maybe it is, ya. Ya in’trested?

I just wanna be respectful to ya Rem. Potential boyfriends eh? Can’t say that don’t have me feelin’ stuff. I missed ya, Remy. Whatcha workin on now?

[twobitnonethericher]

hoodsteverandle​:

It’s wayyyyyyyyyy too fuckin’ early for this fuckin’ bullshit. And, by bullshit, I mean being awake. Fuck. 

Go’on back ta bed then, ya dingus. 

[twobitnonethericher]

x @artisticsmythe​

[PM]: Shucks, I’m real sorry Rem. Wasn’t feelin’ too good yesterday. I’ll be ‘round more if ya want. Do ya still want me ta come? I got ya food.

[twobitnonethericher]

PM: Of all the days I wish you were here in my studio.

[PM]: Ya? An’ if I toldya I’m on my merry ‘lil way? ‘Sup, Rem? Talk ta me. Ya know I gotcha.

[twobitnonethericher]

artisticsmythe​:

Remy: You think I already don’t piss people off? I’m a gender-fluid artist who puts their sexuailty on the front and center of their life and wears mini-skirts so short it should be illegal half the time. Not exactly the shining beacon my father wanted in the first place. The real world is already going to hate me, Two. You just make your own armour for that sort of thing.  You worried about pissing off rich investors for my art shows? Because that’s an insane thing to think about. The truth is…relationships…for me..have always been more on the poly side of things. I’ve floated from bed to bed and from muse to muse. To lover to lover.  I’d need…to know the limits and to feel..comfortable with someone, I suppose, to stick that big label on it. I’m not saying no or yes. I adore being together, Two.  And don’t…say that you’re not in my league. All right? Because you are.  The word boyfriend isn’t something I typically do. I guess. 

Two: Not everyone tho. I know ya struggle with the shit from yer dad. I get it. An’ I think it’s real good yer preppin’ yerself. Nah, I ain’t sayin’ that. I’m tryin’ ta say I don’t wanna piss off yer family, cause extra stress er nothin’. That’s it. I ain’t...Yer talkin’ like I dunno who ya are, Remy Smythe. I done said I know ya don’t roll monogamous. And I done said I accepted that a long time ago, ‘cause yer worth more than worryin’ about that. My understandin’ was that poly people do and can still have relationships, but if I mis’terpreted that er if ya ain’t inta that fer yerself, I get it. That’s tha thing tho. I ain’t tryin’ ta set no limits. I ain’t tryin’ ta cage ya er change ya. I dunno why makin’ somethin’ even a little more official has become tha same as tryin’ ta tie ya down er set all’a these rules. I just want....I guess I’m wantin’ some sorta stability tho. Ya asked what I wanted fer the future, I answered. I wasn’t tryin’ ta scare ya off. But I don’t think it’s cray cray fer me ta wonder if ten years from now we’re still gunna be doin’ tha same exact stuff- just fuckin’ whenever, me visitin’ ya in yer studio, makin’ sure ya eat and don’t die from bad vents and paint fumes, an’ then just...Goin’ home again, alone. 

[artisticsmythe]

twobitnonethericher​:

Two: I’m sorry, Rem. Last thing I wanna do is ta make ya feel pressured er some typea way. I’m sorry yer havin a tough time. I just wantcha ta be happy. Ya, it’d be real swell if I was involved in that, but if there ain’t a way fer that…Id just rather ya be happy. Sure I want a lotta things. Let my mind…Think of some real cool things. Future shit. I dunno. But I ain’t…I get the diff’rence between fantasy and reality. I’m dumb but I ain’t stupid.

Remy: …Future shit? Like what? You’re never dumb, Two. Or stupid. You’re…amazing. All right? 

[twobitnonethericher]

Two: Ya. I dunno. Just bein together. Goin out. Doin normal fuckin stuff. Havin a...I dunno whatcha’d call it. A relationship I guess. Of sorts. I dunno. It’s....Yeah. You say that. But think about it Rem. Think about it real hard. You an’ me? In tha real world? Hell, it’s...I’m already pissin’ folks off in here. Yer funny, real funny. I ain’t shit, Rem. Sometimes I think maybe diff’rent, when ya say it. But...Dunno. Yer real fucking great tho, ya are. Handsome, talented, so fuckin smart, funny, intelligent, yer just....Everything. I’m...Im not tho. I’m just a guy out here fallin fer someone so far outta my league I...Ya. I like ya Rem. Maybe even more’n that. But I ain’t worth shit goin’ sideways fer ya. I ain’t.

[artisticsmythe]

twobitnonethericher​:

Two: Ta be fair now, I didn’t know. But I made tha choice for it not ta matter. I think what yer missin’ here Rem is that I ain’t askin’ ya ta compomise shit. I didn’t know when we started nah, but I have fer a while and I ain’t said shit. I’as happy ta take tha backseat ‘cause shit, bein’ real I’m still floored I even gotta seat ta start with. But it makes me wonder about shit, and I don’t think I’m wrong fer that. I ain’t makin’ ya choose, I ain’t sayin’ no shit like that, don’t get shit twisted. What I am sayin’ tho is that we been at this fer…Some time, you and I. And I been fine just doin’ what we’re doin’. And I woulda been fine with that too but…I gotta question my place. And not just cause he said some shit. I mean yea that too but…I dunno. He’s real upset, ‘an he made that real clear. But it ain’t…A real fair thing fer me ta feel guilty or some typea way about wantin’ ta see ya last night. It ain’t like I really got anyone else like that. And I ain’t sayin’ that’s yer fault either. But that’s just what it is. And I ain’t askin’ fer tha front seat. I ain’t askin’ ta be yer one an only cause I know that ain’t how ya roll. An I wantcha more than I care about that. But I guess at tha same time I’m sayin’ I gotta have some sorta…Somethin’. I mean yer talkin’ like I’m just gonna throw my hands up, like it’s just ‘a little awkwardness’ but that ain’t…Real considerate of how I might feel, seein’ that sorta stuff. Or what yer other brothers, ‘specially Beau, are gonna have ta say about that. Or of how I’m made ta feel fer just wantin’ ta spend some time with ya. I gotta wonder if that’s what it’s gonna be every time I wanna see ya. If ya had plans with him, ya shoulda said so. I woulda gotten over it. And if ya didn’t have plans with him…Why is it fair fer this shit to happen when you are who you are and it ain’t like it’s wrong? Is there gonna be a social media crusade every time I wanna see ya? Am I gonna be the one ‘stealin’ ya away’ in yer family’s eyes? That’s a real big target ta put on my back. An I ain’t sayin’ I don’t want that but…I gotta know, Rem. We gotta talk about it. 

Remy: You’re right. It’s..not fair of me to expect any of that from you.  Or you to feel like you have to walk on egg shells in case you upset any of my brothers or feel like that there’s some target on your back about it all.  And for the record, I didn’t have plans with anyone till you send me that message. I was literally just going to spend the night curled up with a blanket and some popcorn and then you wanted to see me.  So…you’re not in the wrong. Sebastian’s jealousy wasn’t something I was expecting. I haven’t seen him in a year and it wasn’t…always like that. So…yeah. We should talk about it. What you want. What you…need. If you want something that’s real to hold onto. Or if I’m gonna need time to figure everything out. But either way we’re going to have to talk about it.  I just…didn’t expect pressure from anyone, I guess. Which is foolish of me. And I know that. 

[twobitnonethericher]

Two: I’m sorry, Rem. Last thing I wanna do is ta make ya feel pressured er some typea way. I’m sorry yer havin a tough time. I just wantcha ta be happy. Ya, it’d be real swell if I was involved in that, but if there ain’t a way fer that...Id just rather ya be happy. Sure I want a lotta things. Let my mind...Think of some real cool things. Future shit. I dunno. But I ain’t...I get the diff’rence between fantasy and reality. I’m dumb but I ain’t stupid.

[twobitnonethericher]

TWO ✉️ SODA

[sodapopontherocks]

Two: Oh, ya know me. Yea, that sounds good. Yea? Like what? Spill tha beans, coolio.

Soda: I do know you. So I know you've got some stories to tell. Some I ain't gonna wanna hear, am I right? A lotta stuff. I think we need a family night every week, for one. We can pile on into each other's suites.

[twobitnonethericher]

Two: Usually ya. Dunno. Aint got a whole lot ta say I guess. A lotta stuff still don’t tell me shit Soda. Yea. I think that’s a real swell idea. I should be spendin’ more time with ya and the guys. Do ya ever just...I dunno. Do ya...This is gunna sound real fuckin dumb but do ya...Ever think there might not be anyone out there fer me?

[twobitnonethericher]

TWO ✉️ SODA

Soda: Two, brother. How are you? We need a family New Years thing this weekend, to get together again. I'm good. Been thinkin about stuff.

Two: Oh, ya know me. Yea, that sounds good. Yea? Like what? Spill tha beans, coolio.

[twobitnonethericher]

artisticsmythe​:

Remy:  I just mean…you and the world knew going into this that I have that…connection with my brothers. I just don’t think I need to compromise either connection. I adore you,  you-…care and feel so deeply and you’re amazing in bed- and you make me smile with such little effort.  But if you don’t want to step on toes and if you don’t…think some awarkedness is worth it. I get it.  Is all I mean. 

Two: Ta be fair now, I didn’t know. But I made tha choice for it not ta matter. I think what yer missin’ here Rem is that I ain’t askin’ ya ta compomise shit. I didn’t know when we started nah, but I have fer a while and I ain’t said shit. I’as happy ta take tha backseat ‘cause shit, bein’ real I’m still floored I even gotta seat ta start with. But it makes me wonder about shit, and I don’t think I’m wrong fer that. I ain’t makin’ ya choose, I ain’t sayin’ no shit like that, don’t get shit twisted. What I am sayin’ tho is that we been at this fer...Some time, you and I. And I been fine just doin’ what we’re doin’. And I woulda been fine with that too but...I gotta question my place. And not just cause he said some shit. I mean yea that too but...I dunno. He’s real upset, ‘an he made that real clear. But it ain’t...A real fair thing fer me ta feel guilty or some typea way about wantin’ ta see ya last night. It ain’t like I really got anyone else like that. And I ain’t sayin’ that’s yer fault either. But that’s just what it is. And I ain’t askin’ fer tha front seat. I ain’t askin’ ta be yer one an only cause I know that ain’t how ya roll. An I wantcha more than I care about that. But I guess at tha same time I’m sayin’ I gotta have some sorta...Somethin’. I mean yer talkin’ like I’m just gonna throw my hands up, like it’s just ‘a little awkwardness’ but that ain’t...Real considerate of how I might feel, seein’ that sorta stuff. Or what yer other brothers, ‘specially Beau, are gonna have ta say about that. Or of how I’m made ta feel fer just wantin’ ta spend some time with ya. I gotta wonder if that’s what it’s gonna be every time I wanna see ya. If ya had plans with him, ya shoulda said so. I woulda gotten over it. And if ya didn’t have plans with him...Why is it fair fer this shit to happen when you are who you are and it ain’t like it’s wrong? Is there gonna be a social media crusade every time I wanna see ya? Am I gonna be the one ‘stealin’ ya away’ in yer family’s eyes? That’s a real big target ta put on my back. An I ain’t sayin’ I don’t want that but...I gotta know, Rem. We gotta talk about it. 

[twobitnonethericher]

artisticsmythe​:

Remy:  … Can I ask you what you want? Like, right now? 

Two: Whaddaya mean? Like...Gotta be a lil more specific there Rem. I wanna lotta stuff. I’m guessin’ ya mean whatta I want with this, but I wanna make sure before I answer. Way I see it, I’m tha one on tha choppin’ block here.

[twobitnonethericher]

TWO ✉️ SODA

Two: Hey, brother. What's shakin'?

[twobitnonethericher]

artisticsmythe​:

Remy’: I like you Two. I don’t want you to back off. I’m just…free with my heart, I suppose. And that can get me in trouble. 

Two: Ya. I getcha. But that’s yer brother. I tried talkin’ to him ya know. I ain’t tryin’ ta step on toes, ain’t my style. I get that I’m tha outsider here. I just don’t wanna cause ya trouble. I dunno. I ain’t...Tryin’ ta start shit. 

[twobitnonethericher]

TWO ✉️ REMY

[artisticsmythe]

Two: Ha. I 'preciate what yer sayin', I do, but tha thought'a me teachin' anything is a 'lil whackadoodle Rem. 'Cept maybe somethin' like Tha History of Mickey Mouse er somethin'. Bein' Funny 101, er maybe even tha second half- Be Funny Lookin' if ya can't be Funny 102. It's real nice ta know I can make ya feel good though. I want ya feelin' good, feelin' fresh, feelin' on top'a that world because let's face it Remy Smythe- yer Remy fuckin' Smythe! I'll always get excited about that art'a yers too. #foreverinawe2k21. YOLO. All'a that. Mmmm lots'a stuff, lots'a stuff. You'll see, it's a surprise. ;)

Two: Huh. Yea. I'm glad ya say ya don't. I don't....Dunno. Don't wanna cause no issues.

Remy: ...I get it, you don't wanna cause conflict and I understand.

[twobitnonethericher]

Two: So...I guess that means tha $64,000 is where that leaves...Us for lack of’a better wordin’. Do ya- should I back off?