Hooks For Hire

A hooker's journey on the high seas of the crochet world. Enjoyin' tea, cats, and yarn. Here, you'll mostly find quotes from movies, television shows, songs, and books that have been altered so that they have a crocheting twist to them. Why? Because I'm a big nerd. Don't believe me? Check out my personal Tumblr. I also post photographs of my work and the occasional insight into the struggles of trying to profit from my craft - in true mercenary fashion! Speaking of which: please, visit my Etsy shop. On the rarest of occasions, you'll be privy to my pirate themed poetry about crocheting... ...and for this I do apologize profusely.

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I couldn’t resist the #redheartamigurumi #yarn @michaelsstores #crochet #amigurumi #firstofmany #mermaid #underthesea #manyhoursofwork #onehappylittlelady (at Winnipeg, Manitoba) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByU_FKjA3W-/?igshid=1bxzeesohz1vn

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Got the baby blues today #crochet #crochetbabyblanket (at Winnipeg, Manitoba) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxpwc4OgxB_/?igshid=1k9rkitcqu2xe

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Just finished an order for 12 dishcloths. Loving the colours! #houseworkhasneverbeensofun #crochetdishcloths #crochet #bernathandicraftercotton #ilovepurple (at Winnipeg, Manitoba) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpXiBYMjH0X/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zev9nakicp0g

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When you pass a new yarn and just can’t stop thinking about it! #backtomichaels #crochet #poncho #joydkyarn #prettyasapeacock

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Happy Christmas 🎄🎁 Harry Potter Style! Very pleased to share a little magic with my little one and her cousins this year. #merrychristmas #hogwarts #hogwartshouses #harrypotter #crochet #cousinchristmas

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And now for my next trick... #gonnalearnsomethingnew #magicwand #tunsiniancrochet

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With colours like these, how could I resist? #caronsimplysoft #housecolours #waitingformyhogwartsletter

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Another special delivery for one of my favourite customers 💕 #crochetlove #yarnaddict #caronsimplysoft #starpower

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New toys! #yarnvalet

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That wonderful moment when your baby asks you to make her a sweater out of yarn she picked herself! 💞💋💞

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I am one with the [yarn], the [yarn] is with me.

Chirrut Îmwe, Rogue One - A Star Wars Story

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I made a sweater for my baby who took it off the first chance she got, so we had some fun. Who wore it best?

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That's why you're famous, Harry, that's why everybody knows your name. You're the boy who [crocheted].

Hagrid, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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“I look handsome, I look smart. I am a [crocheted] work of art” - Joseph, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

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Hey Tumblr peeps, Sorry I haven't been filling your lives with funny crochet quotes. The day after my first craft sale (Sept 2014) a little blue line made me very happy. I made this on May 28th 2015 - been a little busy. Looking forward to passing on my craft to the next generation 💞 Thanks for sticking with me!

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10 Free Star Wars Crochet Patterns | Crochet Street

Not only for boys and men, at least 1 of these 10 free star wars crochet patterns is bound to surprise friends or coworkers. | STOP searching and START making. CrochetStreet.com

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So somewhere in my youth or childhood, I must have [crocheted] something good.

Maria, Sound of Music