the_rat143

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[dreg-heap]

10 years ago

[vitabreva]

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[the-inspired-lesbian]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

[trainspotteranonymous-deactivat]

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

[vibinwitch]

Yes.

[sassy-satan666]

[humanbean1111-deactivated201809]

Oh my god

[strangeparkings]

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

[valya221]

Jesus was in a really cranky mood that day.

[meltedgarment]

And who could blame him

[unsolids-your-snake]

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

[icy-spicy]

[unsolids-your-snake]

I love this energy

[therat143]

i'm so calm right now

[socialmaya]

[dalenthas]

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

[status-quo-hater]

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

[kira-serialfaggot]

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[yuriwinged]

[autistic-af]

[jam-does-audio]

Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio

[inkanddragons]

Oh no

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

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[adventures-in-poor-planning]

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

[snailspotter]

[sistersorrow]

They're just straight up right

Spiders lack an internal experience of gender, so a spider with a gender would be an outlier

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[radiofreederry]

Lol

[cavegirlpoems]

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information