HookWinked

Indie, Semi-Selective RP blog for James "Captain Hook" Kidd ~ 18+ only ~ Occasionally NSFW ~ Loved by Jo (she/her)

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lightmeup-lucifer‌:

[txt:] True enough.

[txt:] But now you know I’m also a big dick. ;)

[txt] No, actually, I knew that, too.

[txt] Unless you mean to suggest that you *have* a big dick, in which case

[txt] Meh

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lightmeup-lucifer‌:

[txt:] who’s this?

[txt:] OH it’s JAMES lol 

[txt:] keep it as a memento 

[txt] A memento of what?

[txt] I already know you’re an ass.

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What...

What the fuck.

[txt] If this was meant for Harker I’ll forgive you.

[txt] If this was meant for *me* be aware that I’ll be forced to reciprocate, and really how would we explain that to Alice and Harker?

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do it touch his tail

“I feel like that would be a terribly bad move on my part, and I’m already pushing the line as it is with teasing him about Harker.”

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semper-invicta-aeternum‌:

The look on his face said ‘I could make it better,’ but the way he bit his lip said ‘I’m not going to insult Harker’s mother.’

“…Some adult men just don’t like vegetables, I see.”

“No no, I love vegetables. Just not that particular one...”

He sighed. “...I’m not a particularly big fan of kale either.”

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“Collared greens are delicious. Obviously you haven’t had them prepared properly…”

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“Harker’s mum made them using an old family recipe. I’m sure they were prepared absolutely beautifully, but they were not for me.”

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You can't very well rate an individual experience if you haven't had a wide range of them.

“Well... That’s a crap argument.”

“I’ve eaten collard greens a grand total of one time and know that they’re absolutely disgusting. Don’t need to try it again or try other greens to know I’m probably going to have the same reaction.”

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lightmeup-lucifer‌:

“Don’t-?”

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Would you like to be intimate with more non-humans?

“...this is a very loaded question, and I’m not sure how to answer it.”

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lightmeup-lucifer‌:

“I only drink coffee and liquor.”

A pause. “I only drink tea if your fiancee’ makes it. And God, does she make it good for me.”

James squinted at Devil just a hint at that.

“...I feel like you’re trying to make me uncomfortable right now, but I’m pretty sure I could probably make this worse for you if you wanted.”

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lightmeup-lucifer‌:

“God, you’re so English. It hurts me how English you are.”

He is also English. And he’s a professional dodger.

“...you look like you could use a spot of tea, Devil. I should have something that’ll put you at ease again.”

Is James teasing him? Absolutely.

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lightmeup-lucifer replied to your post: How come you and Harker never boned?

Stares in discomfort

“Would you prefer if I had shagged her?”

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How come you and Harker never boned?

“We um... We kissed once, actually. We were sort of drunk and joking around, and it happened, and it was horrible.

Like kissing one of my bloody sisters. She said pretty much the same thing, and that was the end of that.”

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Thigh-highs or garters?

“Yes.”

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Favorite non-human sexual encounter?

“Well, considering I’ve only ever been intimate with one non-human, I’m gonna have to say her.”