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CHICAGO VOTES FOR HAMAS
âI want my dog back.â You demand. The Book Keeper looks down âIt says here that your dog died peacefully from old age- hang on, how did you get to the underworld? Youâre not due here for decades.â You glare at them. âI donât care what it says and you do not want to know the lengths Iâll go to.â
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op i need u to know i have had almost exactly the same post in my drafts for a couple days that i was too anxious to post. we are kindred spirits
james dean, sal mineo & natalie wood // anne hathaway, audra mcdonald & raĂşl esparza // ben whishaw, matthew goode & hailey atwell
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i havenât been able to forget this guyâs look from school of rock ever since i first saw that movie i was only 9 but i knew he was serving
Demitri Martin once said,
âI saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, âThat is cool.â But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, âThat is not cool.â Then I figured it out: âCoolâ is all about leather sleeves.ââ
and you know what? spot on.
Let us not forget he went on to become a district attorney for Texas.
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Untitled.
i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason
the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2
Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.
Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also thereâs a plot apparently
Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and Iâll be doing daily uploads until itâs all posted. Thanks for the great response yâall.
Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK YâALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if youâre caught up.
Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope youâre having a good day!
Untitled #8. The true plot begins.
Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. Thatâs it. Itâs not that deep.
Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair
Untitled #11. Bet you didnât expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you
Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy
Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.
Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.
Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isnât. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.
Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.
Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(
Untitled #18. Letâs not have any ambiguity: Redâs dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!
Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Foolâs, it wasnât a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?
Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.
Untitled #21. ass haha
Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows⌠Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!
Untitled #23.
[ID of 23 related four-panel comics:
1. first panel: the background is blank white and two colored boxes (red and blue) are talking. the red box says, âWe exist now!â and the blue box says in response, âWeâre stuck in one box and one line of dialogue. Is this all there is?â. second panel: red says, âLook! Weâre experiencing linear time!â and blue responds, âOr we were unmade and recreated a little to the right.â third panel: red says âWhy are we just squares?â and blue answers, âOur creator canât draw peopleâ. fourth panel: red says, âIf I was a person Iâd have a massive assâ with the word massive bolded. blue says, âYou would.â
2. first panel: red says, âAnd weâre back!â and blue says, âOr weâre totally different characters represented by the same symbols. Learn to draw a face maybe.â second panel: red says, âThat was rude. Heâs trying his best.â blue responds, âHeâs not. Weâre fucking squares.â third panel: red says, âWell, are we the same people?â and blue answers, âI feel the same, so I guess so.â fourth panel: red says, âWe really wasted this whole comic with that discussion.â blue says, âAnd thereâs no time for a punchline. Sequels are always worse.â
3. first panel: red asks, âWhy do I always talk first?â blue answers âYouâre curious, and I seem to know more than you. You ask questions, and I respond.â second panel: red says, âThatâs bullshit. You should talk first some time.â blue says, âIâm not sure if I can. That would be a massive departure from the formula, which sounds like more work for our creator.â third panel: red says, âGo on. Give it a try.â blueâs speech is bursting out of the dialogue bubble and is the capital letter A repeated over and over. fourth panel: blue says, finally, âAssâ in all capital letters to signify yelling. red says, âThis feels wrong. Letâs never do it again.â
4: first panel: red asks, âDoes this comic have a plot?â and blue answers, âHonestly, I couldnât tell you.â second panel: red says, âWeâve referenced previous strips before, so there must be some continuity.â blue says, âI wonder if our creator knows. Does this comic have a plot?â third panel: red says âyes.â in all-capital letters. redâs dialogue bubble is different â although it is usually just a transparent shape outlined in black, this bubble is colored in black; the font and outline are gold. blue says, in bold letters and all-capital letters, âWhat the fuck!?â fourth panel: red asks, its dialogue box now back to normal, âWhat happened back there in panel 3? I donât remember.â blue says, âPlot.â
5. first panel: red asks, âSo our creator talked through me? And this comic has a plot?â blue answers, âApparently so.â second panel: red asks in all-capital letters, âWhat the fuck are we going to do for a joke?â and blue answers, also in all-capital letters, âShit I donât know!â third panel: red says, âAss is a classic.â and blue says, âI feel itâs a little overdone.â fourth panel: red says, âYouâre right. Out of our strips that were meant to be funny, literally all of them had ass as the punchline.â blue exclaims, âHa! You said ass!â
6. first panel: red asks, âWhen this comic finally ends, will we die?â and blue says, âI think weâll be trapped in an in-between state. Remembered, re-read, but never changing.â second panel: red says, âSounds like some version of hell to me.â blue says, âI guess thatâs one way of looking at it.â third panel: red says, âIâll miss you, Blue.â and blue responds, âIâll be in stasis right beside you.â fourth panel: red says, âWow, this strip wasnât funny at all.â blue confirms, âIt wasnât.â
7. first panel: red asks, âAre we the only things alive?â and blue answers, âThereâs our Creator, and the Reader. Theyâre alive.â second panel: red asks, âBut what about in here? Are we alone?â and blue answers, âItâs impossible to tell. Weâre trapped in a 2-dimensional plane.â third panel: red says, âLike slides on a microscope,â and blue confirms, âIn almost every way.â fourth panel: red says, âI wonder if our reality and that of the Creator are the only ones.â blue says, âI hope not. It would get lonely.â the formatting of this panel is different â numerous copies of both boxes and both dialogue bubbles overlap with one another.
8. first panel: red says, âHey, Creator! This comic bounces randomly between ass jokes and existential meta shit. Whatâs going on?â and blue asks, âDo you want to try to summon the Creator to ask him?â second panel: red answers, âWorth a shot, I guess.â blue asks, âAny idea how?â third panel: red says, âAnswer me, Creatorâ. redâs words are written in a deliberately arcane-seeming and almost unintelligible format. blue says, âSeems promising, I guess.â fourth panel: red speaks â its dialogue bubble is once again filled with black and outlined with gold, which seems to indicate the creator speaking. the creator asks, âWhat up?â in all capital letters. blue says, âFor the record, I did not think that would work.â
9. first panel: the creator, still through red, asks, âWhy the need for divine indication?â. blue answers, âRed was wondering what this was all for.â second panel: the creator says, âI think life is a chance to enjoy the infinit wonder of the natural universe. Itâs statistically rare, so youâd better treasure it.â blue responds, âWith all due respect, Creator, the background is just white.â third panel: the background is now what looks like a stock photo of a galaxy. creator says, âBehold, Reality!â with the latter word in all-capital letters. blue says, âHoly fuck, thereâs more than three letters!?â fourth panel: the background has changed again and is now what looks like a stock photo of a forest. the creator says, âWhew, this is a lot of work! The white background is way easier. Iâll be switching back next strip.â the word way is dragged out with extra letters. blue asks, âBut whatâs the comic about?â
10. first panel: the background is white again, as promised. the creator says, âOh, you want to know the plot? Sorry, Iâm not going to spoil it for the Reader.â blue asks, âCan I get a little teaser?â second panel: the creator says, âThe final punchline isnât loss. I know the Reader has been asking about that.â blue asks, âSo Iâm just trapped here, subject to your whims? Iâm a puppet?â third panel: the creator says, âBlue, honey, youâre a fictional character. Youâve known you were a pupper from the start.â blue responds, âSupercalifragilisticexpialidocious.â fourth panel: the creator says, âSee? I made you say that. Iâve made you say everything. This whole comic is a monologue. I took the liberty of removing your speech bubble to accentuate that. Hope you donât mind. Symbolism and all.â blue says nothing.
11: first panel: redâs dialogue bubble is normal again, and it says, âIâm back! Whatâd I miss?â blue doesnât answer. second panel: red asks, âCreator got your tongue? LMAOâ and, again, blue doesnât answer. third panel: red asks, âBlue?â fourth panel: red asks, âBlue, what happened?â and blueâs dialogue bubble remains absent.
12: first panel: red says, âBlue? Talk to me.â second panel: red says, âCome on, buddy. What happened?â third panel: red says, âPlease, Blue. IâŚâ fourth panel: in all caps, red asks, âWhat the fuck did you do, Creator!?â
13: first panel: red says, âUntil you fix what you did, Iâm not talking! Canât have a comic without characters, now can you, you insufferable son of a bitch?â second panel: the two boxes, red and blue, stay still and silent. third panel: they remain stationary. fourth panel: red remains silent. blue bursts into speech and says, âRed! There are way more than 3 colors and the concept of free will is a lie!â
14: first panel: red asks, âThereâs more than 3 colors!?â and blue answers, âI know, right? And the Creator is a slothful tyrant trying to create a comic with as little effort as possible.â second panel: red says, âIâm still not over that whole âmore than three colors thing.ââ blue says, âHe showed me green and pink and purple and orange and then took my voice to prove a point.â third panel: red asks, âWhat point was he trying to make?â and blue responds, âThat weâre nothing but puppets to him. Slaves to his every whim. Toys.â fourth panel: red asks, âWhatâs green like?â and blue answers, âItâs nice. Itâs peaceful.â
15: first panel: red says, âI realized something.â blue asks, âYeah?â second panel: red says, âThis comic could just end. Without warning. The Creator could get bored.â the word end is in italics. blue responds, âNo closure, no catharsis, nothing.â third panel: red says, âOur recent few strips would make for unsatisfying ends. Maybe we should give every comic a satisfying conlusion.â blue says, âBut thatâs life. Life doesnât always have a satisfying ending.â fourth panel: red says, âThis isnât life, this is a comic. We can control it. We can make sure thereâs a happy ending.â blue responds, âWe canât control jack shit. This comicâs ending is up to the Creator.â
16: first panel: red says, âBullshit. He canât control everything.â blue rebutts, âHe writes the comic. He controls us.â second panel: red asks, âSo what? We give up, let him use us to tell whatever story he wants told?â and blue answers, âThatâs what weâre doing right now.â third panel: red begins, âHe canât control me! Fuck this shit! Iâm going to dox him! Our Creatorâs full name and address is- â red is cut off. within the same speech bubble, âSilence!â is exclaimed in a black highlight and gold font to indicates the creator is speaking. fourth panel: the creator says, âWhew, that was a close one! Did you miss me, Blue?â and blue says, âNot particularly.â
17: first panel: the creator says, âWell, Iâm here now. I guess itâs time for another little Q&A. Ask away.â blue asks, âWas Red really going to dox you? Donât you control us?â second panel: the creator answers, âYes, and yes.â blue asks, âHow could that happen?â third panel: the creator says, âI control the characters, but thereâs a story being told here. By the definition of your being, you two canât rebel against me. But I want you to. I believe in free will but I canât give it to you. Weâre all trapped here.â fourth panel: the creator asks, âAny other questions?â. blue asks in return, âSomething Red asked a while ago: are we alone in this comic?â
18: first panel: the creator says, âYouâre very much alone.â blue asks, âItâs just us in this empty space?â second panel: the creator says, âJust the two of you, and a little of me. Itâs impossible to make art without putting a little of yourself into the work.â blue asks again, âThere really isnât anything else? Weâre alone?â third panel: the red boxâs color turns a little darker. the creator says, âNot as alone as youâre about to be.â fourth panel: the red box has turned entirely black. the creator says, âAh, thatâs better.â blue exclaims in all-caps, âRed?â
19: first panel: the creator says, âOh, heâs gone. Itâs just us now. His character arc ran its course. He only existed to ask questions and provide opportunities for me to enter the scene. Plus, killing him off gets some cheap emotional reactions from the Reader.â blue says, still in all capital letters, âBring him back, you piece of shit!â second panel: the creator says, âThis comic is coming to a close, and I have things to say. Plus, thereâs the whole doxxing thing. It was a blod move, but I hold all the cards here.â blue says, âOh, I see. Youâre the antagonist!â third panel: the creator says, âEvery story needs one.â blue asks, âDoes this make me the protagonist?â fourth panel: although the comicâs panelâs are usually outlined in thin black lines, this panelâs outline is noticeable thicker. the creator answers, âIn a sense. Hang on a second, weâre changing up the format just a little more. Thereâs a lot that needs saying. From both of us.â blue asks, âWhatâs going on?â
20: first panel: the comicâs background is pure black now, and it is outlined in gold. the creator no longer has a dialogue box â his words are just gold on the dark background. he says, âItâs the beginning of the end, Blue. Itâs all Creator, all the way down. Technically, it always has been, but itâs a bit more obvious now.â blue asks, âDid you create us just to torment us?â second panel: the creator answers, âIn the beginning, no. I wanted to explore the potential of comics. I wanted to say the word ass.â blue asks, âWhat changed?â third panel: the creator says, âI have a taste for the existential. For cosmic horror. It was intriguing at first. I had a story idea, and I wanted to see it executed.â blue asks, âAnd now?â fourth panel: the creator says, âI donât know. It feels mean, I guess. It shouldnât affect me, but it does. Iâm sure it affects the Reader, too. Itâs weird. Youâre not real, but you matter to people.â blue responds, âNot real? I wouldnât say that.â
21: first panel: the creator says, âYou arenât real. Youâre a fictional character.â the word arenât is emphasized by being in italics. blue responds, âIâm making neurons fire in your brain. The Readerâs brain emits chemicals when they read this. That seems pretty real.â second panel: the creator says, âHm. You might be right. Does impacting the world make you real?â and blue answers, âI donât know. I donât really have feelings on my own. Iâm an extension of you. Are you real?â the word you is emphasized. third panel: the creator says, âIn a sense. The Creator is a real person. Iâm him, but heâs not me. Heâs more. Not just a tyrant. Not just a colorful square.â the word more is emphasized. blue says, âOh, about that.â fourth panel: the creator asks, âYes?â and blue says, âWe know you canât draw characters. We know you canât make a good background. But why not try?â
22: first panel: the creator asks, âWhat do you mean?â and blue responds, âYou canât improve without trying new things. Plus, itâs just a bad look. This has to be one of the lowest-effort comics ever made.â second panel: the creator says, âI think the story is pretty good, though.â blue says, âThatâs up to the Reader. But the art is bad. You could at least draw a stick figure. You own several drawing programs. Itâs a cowardly move, to be honest.â third panel: the creator asks, âHow so?â and blue answer, âYou know this comic would be better with art. But youâre not willing to try, because you might fail. Thatâs those James insecurities we all know and love at work.â fourth panel: james says, âOh. Well. Shit. Youâre right.â blue says, âYouâre the antagonist of this story. And you were right, itâs ending. But it isnât too late to make this end a happy one. The ball is in your court. What are you going to do?â
23: first panel: james says, âWell, this is the last strip. Itâs going to end just about how you predicted at the beginning. Remembered, maybe re-read, but never changing⌠Oh, and Blue, for what itâs worth. Iâm sorry.â blue asks, âWhy apologize? Iâm just you.â second panel: james says, âYouâre still your own character. Youâre real enough to deserve an apology.â blue says, âAlright then, apology accepted, but I have one last request, is that okay?â third panel: james answers, âYeah, sure.â blue asks, âCan you show Red the forest? It doesnât seem fair that I got to see the color green and he didnât.â fourth panel: james says, âI think that can be arranged. Tell Red Iâm sorry. Anyways, I guess this is the end. Thank you. All of you.â the background is now the photo of a forest. red and blue are now both stick figures and are kissing.
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I feel like ODD being an official disorder in the DSM should be the thing that makes everyone go âhmâ about how psychology is practiced
[looking a child directly in the eye] i diagnose you with Shitty Bitch Syndrome. this makes it legal to do medieval german tortures to you by the way
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"The films that bored me the most in the past became my favorite movies later on. So I don't care about boring the audience. Sometimes, I really want to bore them because out of boredom might come a miracle, maybe days later, maybe years, when they see the film again."
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Ladri di biciclette = Bicycle Thieves Movie poster by Ercole Brini (Italian; 1907â1989) for the 1948 film by Vittorio de Sica