hoovesandswords

I'm an artist for fun, and I mostly like to draw kitty boys. Or monster boys. Or regular boys. Actually, I can't really draw anything female at all. So yeah. Also, a quick warning - this blog will contain BL/Boy Love/Yaoi/Shounen-ai stuff, and lots of shirtless guys. No flaming please! Super-new to this whole Tumblr thing. Sorry if I'm lame at first x3 I can also be found on dA here: http://hoovesandswords.deviantart.com/

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That moment when...

...you have to unfollow someone because first they're all like 'equality, equality, don't judge people based on appearances and their opinions blah blah blah'.

Then the next day they post some nasty shit about your religion. Y'know, basically something generalizing and judgmental. Apparently it's completely fine to judge someone based on their religion but when ANYONE posts something judgmental about race, gender or sexual orientation, that same person who makes fun of and harasses people for their religion would be all over it and continue talking about 'equality, don't judge', etc.). Wow, hypocrite much? -_-

I'm just about done with people all together. I'm seriously thinking about getting off Tumblr and the internet in general because the amount of nice people I've met on here doesn't even get close to equaling the amount of hate and nastiness I've seen and experienced. I really wonder why I even bother.

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Skyrim + text posts: Dragonborn edition 

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I got back into Skyrim again…needed a break from the whole mmo atmosphere. Nice to have a game that’s single-player xD Gives me a break from dealing with idiocy for awhile. 

Anywaaay…since I finished the game on my wood elf Sylaen, I figured it was finally time for one of my Dunmer guys to be played as a main char. Meet Wynren. He’s a Dunmer Thief and, in my opinion, probably the most attractive Dunmer I’ve made to date.

Also the first of my elves that I managed to keep in the Dawnguard and NOT turn into a vampire (don’t judge me, I’m horribly obsessed with vampires ;A; This is a huge achievement for me).

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He looks like Evan peters from season 1 of AHS

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o_o OMFG you're right...that was completely unintentional lol but wow...

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motherfuckin-pajamas:

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A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

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literally one of my favourite pictures ever

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nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes

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Prince Hans and Tumblr

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Video

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Soo...I was thinking about getting into LARP...but I literally have no idea how or where to begin. For anyone who's done it before...is it easier to start off as and NPC or a PC? Or would most people even let you do that? I checked stuff out and it looks like I have a fairly large realm nearby that I might like to join. But I'm just really super nervous.

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Erm...it's common courtesy to y'know...let someone know before you bring random kids into their house? -_-; This guy came to fix some cracked tiles in our house and decided after two hours of doing it by himself, to bring at least two kids that I know of into our house without even telling us. We have a fucking pit bull who's still teething and we could easily be sued if he bites a kid. The guy's not even watching them and they're like...running around the house and crashing into stuff. WTF, man? 

Guy's supposed to be doing professional work and doesn't even ask or let us know before bringing kids in here.

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Some more of Wynren fighting frost dragons. Finished the Dawnguard questline...gotta say, it hurt quite a bit to kill off the vampires in the end :( Probably not doing the Dawnguard root again lol I'm too attached to the vamps...

I fucking love the Touching The Sky quest though. Best quest in the entire game IMO. Also Gelebor <3

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Wynren fighting a frost dragon in Riverwood. That's literally the fifth frost dragon that attacked him in around two days >.< He attracts them, I guess.

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I love how Agmaer stares at you the entire time Isran is talking to that Vigilant guy xD It's cute. Tempted to use cheats to make him a marriage candidate but it still makes me a bit nervous to mess with the game that much. 

But I mean c'mon...he cooks, is a vampire hunter AND he looks sexy in the Dawnguard armor.

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Another character I've been playing, a Bosmer named Celdir (and I sort of consider his class more of a Ranger than a Thief because he really doesn't steal shit that often but meh). He was another one of my elves who didn't manage to escape the plague of vampirism xD I'll probably end up getting him cured after the Dawnguard questline though. I kinda miss his cool eyes.

I have Marcurio as a follower on this guy and we were going to go fill the Bloodstone Chalice when he made a comment about the whole vampire thing xD And I'm just like...well thanks a lot. I guess you don't notice the glowing orange eyes right behind you, huh?

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Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

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Hahah

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Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

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whyyy

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omgggggg

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ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY

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I got back into Skyrim again...needed a break from the whole mmo atmosphere. Nice to have a game that's single-player xD Gives me a break from dealing with idiocy for awhile. 

Anywaaay...since I finished the game on my wood elf Sylaen, I figured it was finally time for one of my Dunmer guys to be played as a main char. Meet Wynren. He's a Dunmer Thief and, in my opinion, probably the most attractive Dunmer I've made to date.

Also the first of my elves that I managed to keep in the Dawnguard and NOT turn into a vampire (don't judge me, I'm horribly obsessed with vampires ;A; This is a huge achievement for me).

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omg I don't know how my mother managed to make it through 50 yrs of life and not even know the difference between flirting and casual conversation xD This guy at our stables - really, really nice guy btw - started shyly flirting with her today and kinda...like...asking her if he could help her with anything or stuff. She continued blabbing for awhile before she finally got in the truck and I asked her if she knew he had a crush on her. And she had this totally puzzled look on her face and said "No honey, he was just talking to me." OMFG she also gave him her phone number and he called her on the way home. He's a really nice guy who's lonely, has had a lot of bad luck and broken hearts in the past and my stupid mother didn't even realize she was giving him false hope (her tone of voice when she's talking to people makes it seem like she's flirting back) and until he called her she didn't believe me when I told her he was flirting. How is a woman of her age so fucking oblivious?!