Hope-for-Survival

What up | bay area

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[geniusoflove]

Your pussy stinks

[judgejudyofficial]

hate when the electrical outlet has a loose pussy

[shaniacsboogara]

[mclennonyaoi]

you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”

[hymnsofheresy]

so my parents speak czech decently, but when they were learning it they were obsessed with the words hedgehog and baby jesus. both words sound similar to each other; "ježek" and "ježíšek" respectively. They used to get them mixed up in their heads all the time. but even after they eventually figured out the difference, as a joke they would still call the baby Jesus a hedgehog. and every time they saw a hedgehog, they would act like it's the most venerable thing in the world and refer to it as the blessed baby Jesus.

[hymnsofheresy]

my dad pointing to a hedgehog: “ježíšek!!!”

my mom, absolutely fucking going along with it: “little ježíšek !!! beautiful ježíšek!!! who else is worthy of our praise??”

[vigilantsycamore]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I'm a native czech speaker and I assure you 90% of native czech kids also mix them up and many adults continue with the joke

[hazelek]

Same in Poland

[vykodlak]

watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I've ever seen

[vykodlak]

This is a gnome

[babyanimalgifs]

In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.

[torikaze]

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

[shoren18]

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

[therestlessforest]

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

[devilsadvocactus]

Okay but when are we getting the puppet history spin-off where the devil, still angry from not getting the hosting gig, starts his own history show only all of what he covers is true crime

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[twitterlols]

[hauntedpearl-deactivated2024060]

[hauntedpearl-deactivated2024060]

john’s reaction is sooo funny lmaooo

[lix88888]

Please watch also the reaction, you can SEE the exact moment John understands what’s happening.

[chthonicillness]

how to dress so girls and crows will notice me but security cameras won’t

[thyla]

And be careful, Shawn. I will, buddy.

[everythingfox]

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[emmaswanned]

liam james as little shawn in psych (2006-2010)

[anemicparasittte]

David Lynch, 2004, “This Man Was Shot 0.9502 Seconds Ago”