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give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

hannah-the-lion-deactivated2023

my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

hotshotriot

its like strippers and the economy to me

rhymingteelookatme

#eorzean proverb: one scion is happenstance two is coincidence three is impending calamity

via @ofdarklands

i hateeee the framing of any type of media engagement that relies on juxtaposing fun, enjoyable, 'low' art (usually [m/m] fanfiction, romance novels, genre fiction, &c.) with difficult, fufilling 'high' art (usually classics, arthouse films, &c) as like. 'fast food vs. vegetables', 'entertainment' vs 'personal (moral?) development' not the least because these aren't remotely discrete categories but also because its annoyingggg

persephoneme

people used to love to do this in fandom with femslash specifically and i hated it then also. do you have any idea how demeaning it is to have to hear people framing the act of reading stories about people like you as eating vegetables. as atonement for the sin of wanting to read about men fucking. come on now

t0bey

welcome to the baby lord club cai

#fire emblem

birdsareblooming

For the love of god stop

#sometimes the shitposts from high school…. are good

terrifiedmouse

Passing the curse/torch to the protags in Fortune's Weave.

#fire emblem

sn15y

Lets act cute with momma

#pokemon

ggghoulish

posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny

evilwizard

we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !

digitalmyyth

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

#me #ok but consider this one up: working with normies in the south #I’m the crazy woke coworker for having zero guns

brucebocchi

marvelousmop

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

rosekin

"I should have made sure I got a full 16 hours the night before... this is Base Banana Slug I'm up against!"

inzergue

xenosaurus

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.