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german • gemini • 20 • bi

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wagglebum]

He’s not too sure about the beret

[chaystar]

[mirab3lle]

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

[jcrzxo]

ONLY THINKS OF YOU AS A FRIEND

[thatssomanda]

RECOGNIZE MY AUTHORITY GODDAMMIT

[ruinedchildhood]

[clintbartons]

What a Night for a Dark Knight! (Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?, 2019)

[youlovetoseeit]

Puns That Will Make You Nod and Laugh Quietly to Yourself (See More)

[rumwik]

[thebootydiaries]

[sexatoxbridge]

[icouldplayanything]

Who said no???

[kimreesesdaughter]

White People.

[acoustickitty01]

Wait, remember what? The band? Of course. And I’m white. But… was it something else?

[kimreesesdaughter]

[filmaticbby]

Garden State (2004) dir. Zach Braff

[girls-and-concerts]

i wanna be the reason you smile and laugh but also why you cum.

[spacemancharisma]

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[toadscools]

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

[spacemancharisma]

you know................. like bf...............

[aoca]

[hitomimaii]

[tincanforest]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[understands]