Hope Star Blue

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[sacred-portal]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

Me trying to find a way into the circle

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I am cracking TF UP

[thecommonchick]

[moonkitty]

writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes

english teachers:

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[sol-ex-machina-deactivated20190]

clickhole is a fucking treasure

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[xannerz]

“so how you doin’?”

[veryfunnymemes]

[wiselwisel]

[cydonianmystery-deactivated-dea]

N U N   R A V E

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

[debonairbexar-deactivated202108]

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

[robotlyra]

Don’t confuse my hatred of the hyperwealthy for jealousy over what they have. I don’t want a six figure sports car, or a 40 room mansion, or a gold leaf truffle wagyu steak dinner. I want redistribution of wealth that allows for infrastructural support of all citizens’ basic survival needs.

[cutebots-moved]

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

[thecommonchick]

me looking at photos other people took of me: Who is this incredibly awful person? This bridge goblin? Who let this happen

[fantasticdailybeasts]

#i stan one (1) very pure friendship

[wheresanegg-blog]

old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]