anthropocenera

has melancholy taken you for good

[fatimaaboturab]

[senorita-patita]

SHE'S INSANE I'M TERRIBLY AND DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HER

[florentina-anacleto]

[vethbrenatto]

Lou Wilson in Dropout’s Game Changer → Sam Says

[zdf-deactivated20160913]

[osakaxkobe]

[oddfilmstills]

[a--t--m--o--s--p--h--e--r--e]

[aivosumu]

My counselor, talking about psychology: “Our frontal lobe is what separates us from monkeys.”

Me: “You mean the part that doesn’t work properly in my brain?”

My counselor: “Right.”

Me: “Right.”

[marshals-to-dictators]

So what you’re saying is, basically

[unpredictablememes]

[lesbianshepard]

making posts about how tumblr is going to die and about how nothing is going to happen 

[back-that-sass-up]

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

[back-that-sass-up]

like ok today this lady was at my register and said “oh i forgot something I’ll be right back” and when she came back i went “sorry ma’am i’m actually waiting for someone” and she was like ??? me?

[glumshoe]

C-3PO, but with bad image recognition, just walking around Tatooine with his hands over his eyes being constantly scandalized by the sand dunes because his AI tells him he’s surrounded by an endless expanse of nude flesh.

[glumshoe]

R2, beeping furiously while C-3PO trips and falls down a sand dune: “IT’S NOT FUCKING NUDE FLESH YOU PIECE OF SHIT DROID!!!”

[hotvampireadjacent]

me rushing to my co worker to talk shit after a customer leaves

[atma-moon]

[baetek]

[elierlick]

Facebook upholds white supremacy without flinching. (source)

[theitalianscrub]

The goddamn loophole bullshit these guys are pulling… wow