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Elizabeth // 20 // IN // I have had this account since I was 13 I’m too far into it to give up now //

[cosmicyeehaw]

absolutely no one:

my villagers in the plaza:

[pandacea]

Edward Elric: the Fullmetal Acrobat.

[campmiasmas]

The Good Place + favorite relationship

I was dropped into a cave, and you were my flashlight.

[peashooter85]

Gunpowder flask made from a lobster claw, American, 18th-19th century.

from Sofe Design Auctions

[solvatochrome]

when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later 

here’s this

[willieowinsbury]

continuing:

[zeveisenberg]

Can I play, too?

[sprachtraeume]

I’m howling

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

this explains the tourists i saw taking a picture of a picture of edinburgh castle outside tesco instead of idk going to edinburgh castle 10 minutes away

[lakebaikalseal]

This belongs here:

[solvatochrome]

everyone please look at all the images in the replies of this post im dying i had no idea other people were as dumb as me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dorindameddler]

if you live in california please vote no on prop 22 to waste the 186 million dollars uber lyft and doordash spent to keep exploiting their workers

[pcktknife]

not to b nitpicky or like a gatekeeper of language but its kinda annoying yknow

[afloweroutofstone]

[rociopath]

[demilypyro]

Remember that quiet boy from middle school? Shes an egirl now and shes hotter than you

[theclockworkjudas]

[whateverthepoodle-deactivated20]

This is still the biggest mood tbh

[xueyangapologist]

a himbo is etymologically a male bimbo. it’s a hot, stupid man. if a man is stupid and hot he’s a himbo. stop adding nonsense qualifications based on your own taste.

[xueyangapologist]

“a himbo has to be ripped” you wouldn’t let an astoundingly pretty, astoundingly stupid man be a himbo just because he’s got a belly? or because he’d blow away in a strong wind? fucka you

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[hungwy]

i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

whore

[hungwy]

[stream]

Tropic Thunder (2008) dir. Ben Stiller

[jane-air-fryer]

I thought this was just Tyra talking to Ben Stiller

[loopnoid]

your childhood is gay, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

or, a celebration of some children’s characters we love to relate to (even if it makes cishets mad). hope you all had a happy pride month 🌈

[abimee]

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

[abimee]

"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go

[inotrope]

Avatar: doing it right yet again

[sweetmeatdale]

I love how this doesn’t have Toph’s response so it looks like he just saw Toph and was like “you know what? This kid deserves it”

[sword-and-nightingale]

Which is honestly a little valid because toph radiates chaos.