[pinchblog]

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

[hroakie-blog]

[acmelabrat]

[pandamiglio-deactivated20200626]

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

[stephenhawqueen]

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

[seblaine]

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

[crosspin]

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

[yehppeun]

what is going on in this post

[yikeszoinks]

[groovyviewbie]

Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

[hoppermopper-blog]

I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point

[stargated]

"Maybe Mommy’s right. I never do anything right."

[shewillfeatdrake]

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

[huffpost]

[posibabe]

this is so cute oh my goodness

[milkeyedmender]

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

[rachelsgreen]

Central Perk, Liverpool (UK)

[theanimalblog]

Submitted by: knips2007 

[ayeleesh-deactivated20150803]

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

[realitytvgifs]

[420pikachu]

at least i never went through the “rawr means i love you in dinosaur ”phase

[dark-beautiful-twisted-soul]

[guy]

iconic

[euphoric-dreamsx]

But why is the contact Marco???

[hoppermopper-blog]

Because it's blatantly fake..