My Ideal Form Is Cryptid

Sam/Cryptid | they/he/she | AroAce, agender | 22 | Check out my pinned post for Blog Info! Also, I'm Dyslexic af so plz excuse any spelling errors!

[clowncryptids]

Blog Intro/Info!

I go by Cryptid or Sam! and I use they/he/she pronouns!

I have ADHD, Anxiety and self diagnosed Dyslexia (so plz excuse spelling mistakes T-T)

My Carrd (Abt Me + Socials)

My Kofi!

You may know me from my much more popular WC centric blog @cryptidclaw ! This is my main!

This blog is dedicated to all my non WC art and fandoms!

this blog is a safe place for everyone! as long as you are not hurting anyone I love you <3

The main things/ fandoms I will be posting about:

The Magnus Archives

Good Omens

Lioden and Wolvden

My Little Pony

Stranger Things (?? But only the fruity 4 lol)

The Owl House

Dead End: Paranormal Park

Vulture Culture

Clowns. Just Clowns in general, I love them

Cryptids!!!

My OCs!

And a lot more! , I am mostly into Spooky stuff and Animal Fiction!

I was previously posting about my MLP designs on @cryptidclaw, but I have decided to move it over here! You can find my posts from both blogs, under the dedicated tag!

Content to check out:

My MLP re-designs! #cryptid's MLP designs

OCs and Stories:

#space cats (alien cat furry OCs) + CharacterHub link!

My Clangen Comic @whispering-clan

WC inspired story (hiatus) @the-hawthorns-ocs

[thegothkidhasahearse]

iconic

[its-a-mii-stinky]

YESSS I HOPE YOU KNOW TOO

SO MANY PEOPLE do NOT get why SCOTT PILGRIM acts like a BAD PERSON in any iteration of Scott Pilgrim and it's because he IS ONE

ITS PART OF THE WHOLE POINT

"Why does he date a seventeen year old he doesn't even really like that much?"

Because he's a BAD PERSON and dates her because it's EASY to date her because she doesn't deal with REAL WORLD PROBLEMS

"Why does he cheat on his girlfriend?"

Because he's a BAD PERSON who does things for his OWN CONVENIENCE because he has NO SELF RESPECT

"Why does he mooch off of a gay guy?"

Because it's EASIER to mooch off of a gay guy for him than to GET A JOB, which he is 100% capable of doing

You're not supposed to root for Scott Pilgrim because he's a good person who deserves to have a hot girlfriend with dyed hair, you root for him because you want him to change REALLY FUCKING BADLY. AND HE DOES.

[baleful-meat-worm]

hello tumblr apologies for the deception Lack Of Art Recently here's my peace offering. a shitpost. kibtuy

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[alliezweihander]

"if you forgot then it obviously wasn't important to you" is an ableist thing to say and i'm tired of pretending it's not

[alliezweihander]

I've forgotten *my own birthday* before. There are several years of my life just straight up missing. In the past I've forgotten silly little frivolous things like NAMES OF LOVED ONES or WHERE MY HOUSE IS. But obviously none of that was important. Fucking awful, ableist thing to say.

[kosmogrl]

[pierceplotholes]

the opposite of this is the conspiracy theorist I talked to who used the fact that people's eyes glaze over when he talks to them as evidence that the illuminati is poisoning us with the alex jones frog chemicals or whatever. Absolutely legendary self report

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

[clownjuicebox]

"I asked chatgpt" okay well I asked Tumblr and- wait, one second- there's some new yaoi lore in the space fandom or something- oh my god is that Markiplier?

[trexiva]

"I asked chatgpt" yeah well I asked ryland grace. And he's. Actually kinda busy rn- I think he's making out with Markiplier.... But then I asked Rocky and he thinks you're lame as hell for not using your own noggin!

[pnglove]

[vanessagillings]

Calico cat in a calico coat!

[ursiday]

It's my kitten's first birthday today 🧡

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[devinellekurtz]

For those asking for context on the Rore art, I have very little as my parents don’t remember this project at all, but it’s from some school project I did in approximately first grade that involved rhyming. I did flip/stack the tiger art for the post. Originally, for some reason, I drew the roar backwards, which is kind of cute and I should have left that as-is. I really lost steam by the dinosaur drawing.

For those saying it’s fake, idk what to tell you except it’s not and I promise I have much better and more efficient ways of getting attention on the internet than making fake childhood art. I’m a little honored you think I could come up with something so whimsical at age 29 though

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Santiago Caruso

[mouseshouses]

We love the library!

[occudo]

Somebody reblogged this fanart I made for @saintbleeding 's fic: some kind of miraculous bind. I reread it, and suprise suprise, it's still a banger. Got inspired again to draw something for it :"D

[sabertoothwalrus]

I DO think tumblr's dev team has been instructed to constantly implement new features and that's why they keep tweaking the UI in goofy ways. I imagine this is an upper management thing, so even if we say "well don't change anything and just maintain the status quo" they'll continue to make other changes anyway.

I will admit I REALLY like the recent improvements they've added to tumblr's search (you can exclude terms now!! you can search multiple tags!! and time frames!!) so it's not like they're incapable of adding useful features. it might be mutually beneficial for us as users if we were more vocal about things we want and don't want. Some features I'd like to see added:

spoilerable text

spoilerable images

the return of hover text!! remember when we had that?

ability to embed videos in reblogs

ANIMATED GIF ICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

the ability to turn off other people's animated gif icons

the ability to filter original posts on a user's ENTIRE blog, not just a tag/search

more html support, like what if we could build tables

adding reactions to replies! I'm glad we can like them more but it'd be nice if we could take this further

embeddable tiktoks?? I don't even use tiktok but I remember trying to embed one in like 2020 and I'm surprised we still can't! even vines were able to be embedded

being able to search in your DMs. not being able to do this is why I tend to redirect mutuals to discord

MUTING USERS POSTS/COMMENTS WITHOUT BLOCKING THEM! just cause I don't want to see someone's posts doesn't mean I don't want us to never interact ever

a mutual-only dashboard feed

a feed for the blogs you're subscribed to

get rid of tumblr tv lmao I've literally never used it

"mark as read" button for communities without opening them

please dear god no AI shit unless it's a way for me to filter/block it easier

several of these I've submitted support tickets for under "feedback", and if there's anything you feel strongly about I suggest you do too!

[clowncryptids]

growing up super skinny and super food adverse being told you need to eat more and you are too picky but then when you start enjoying eating you are judged for gaining weight...