carbingus

(18+ only) they/xe/he || no reposting girl you're really gonna say "freaks dni" on the freak website?? queue-heavy

[hopskipandarump]

info + tags + links under the cut

carrd version

they/them/theirs | xe/xem/xyrs | he/him/his

30s

i dont wanna deal with minors i'm not your parent

i live by “don't like, don't look”, “squick”, “ship and let ship”, i don't care what you do in fiction as long as you have a healthy separation between said fiction and reality

i sometimes make haha funee videos about vidya games (mostly xiv) and i sometimes draw

tags

im not great at always tagging, sometimes i forget to tag fandoms etc so uh… sorry i guess? its good for your immune system to be exposed to new stuff idk 👍🏻

#rumpart <- art

#spicy <- nsfw

#rumprabbiting <- my posts

#rumpvids <- youtube vids and other short-form content

#[x] prog adventures <- prog posts, [x] is the fight/tier eg. top, anabasios etc

more ‘problematic’ ships get tagged with the ship name (eg. josuhan or giomis), same with questionable tropes like noncon and incest etc.

links

twitter

tiktok

youtube

twitch (i very very rarely stream, usually only when im progging raids)

pixiv (18+ and dead dove and mostly inactive)

ko-fi

storenvy (currently on indefinite hiatus)

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[midnakoopa]

these are my cats i don't have a problem

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[guerrillatech]

[glasswhistles]

MLK was a star trek fan

[lieutenant-sappho]

[sweatermuppet]

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

[doctorwhowatchesthewatchmen]

shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.

[stimman4000]

the culture writers at rolling stone have invented the concept of doing drugs

[hp-up]

VINTAGE POKÉMON ART BY KEIKO FUKUYAMA CIRCA 1999

[van1llaskys]

[byjove]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

[wandering-aloneo-o]

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

[markscherz]

95 at present, more on the way :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

[werewolf-transgenderism]

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

[hopskipandarump]

i made a quick funny out of the first few days of kefka ulti prog :)

[mx-kennedy]

Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"

[cheaphalloweencostume]

last night was a dead wife montage

[newyorkcitywater]

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes