For you, a devil

Charlotte (She/They), brazillian, 1995, transfem scarletfeast @ warframe srtaplanetes.bsky.social

[starrstruckgoldencanuck]

[pkmn-ruby]

[meltknuckles]

a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[cryptotheism]

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

[sycamorality]

i think you should post about rain world again you're boring as fuck dude

?????

[sycamorality]

i named the wolf your ask

[sycamorality]

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[comickergirl]

Do you know? We are fellows. Those who know not, that they are not.

[nitrobishop]

this is still so funny. who the fuck were his sources

[kosmogrl]

[twotheleft]

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

[adamsmasher]

Torterra.....

[theaceoffours]

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[hagiomoto]

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

[balaclava-trismegistus]

a condom

[emzzy]

MY BOOOOOYYYYY. MY SOOON. MY ROTTEN SOLDIER <3

(based off that one WHA cover)

[parkchanwoohoo]

[kulvefaggoth]

Like it's crazy i haven't been interested in anyone new for ages now but then i meet this girl we hookup during a party and we have such a nice chemistry and i think "oh damn this could be something". I give her my insta @ before i leave the party we follow each other the next day and talk and like not even fully 24h after she just never responds to my messages again. We met saturday started talking sunday afternoon and she's been ghosting me since monday morning. Just absolutely speedrunning the whole thing

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan