Still have no clue what kind of blog this will be

[vaffanculo-stronzo-deactivated2]

The number one way to propose to someone:

[catboycrimsonrain]

I… i don’t understand.

[pillowbedhead1]

photoshop?

[phrux]

do you even farm

[coffuu]

shameful

[totalspiffage]

Looks like we got a city slicker here, folks

[fagflow]

I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries once

[queencerxei-blog]

LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES. 

Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIES

[didney-worl-no-uta]

FOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE

THESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES 

THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACE

DON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIES

[mccreechii]

DONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.

THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERS

[geekophiliac]

I HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!

[notexactlyninja]

OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.

[animaism]

the amount of personal stories is alarming

[corpseshell]

All you guys are doing is making me want another Furbie.

[hopyinquisition]

My sister had a furby when she and I were in primary school; she left it next to the barbeque one time and it's tail fell off because of shitty glueing or whatever.

It didn't seem to care much, just said "owwie".

That's it. That's the Sabljak tale of Furbies.

[nightgaunts-deactivated08082015]

[daytonastatecollege]

our sense of humor is so bad and obscure at this point. we know the joke to this post simply because this meme character has his eyelids halfway down and is looking to the side. how do you explain this joke to a sorority girl.

[hopyinquisition]

Meme side of tumblr can you explain the joke please D:

[commandurr14]

dennys right now, probably.

[dennys]

about right

[hopyinquisition]

dennys fandom what is happening

[shiny-pink-wooper]

Shiny Legendary ORAS Giveaway + Non-shiny Jirachi

Rules!

Like and/or Reblog to enter!

You don’t have to follow me, but it’d be awesome, if you could take a second to check out the awesome blog that my friend has made for her Heart Gold nuzlocke and maybe even consider following her!

http://alcoholandpokemon.tumblr.com/

No give-away blogs!

I’ll randomly select 2 winners, who get to choose 5 of those cuties!

If this gets a lot of notes, I’ll throw something else in as well!

I’ll announce the winner on July 6th!

Good luck!!! (*ﾟｰﾟ)ゞ

 See my blog for more info.

[hopyinquisition]

ooh dang

[ytacs-deactivated20150731]

1 demon, 2 demons, red demon, blue demon

[hopyinquisition]

you forgot the blue demon, but don't worry I fixed it.

[hopyinquisition]

perfect

[trendingly]

Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.

[ruinedchildhood]

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

[yimmyayo]

[nosdrinker]

this is the teacher from the incredibles

[duckypi]

what the hell’s a laker

[kylorensexual-moved-deactivated]

HUNTER’S ALMOST 9K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

-The Prizes-

a ps4 console

Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag

Battlefield 4

Destiny (preorder)

Final Fantasy XV (preorder)

Kingdom Hearts III (preorder)

-The Rules-

Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)

Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count

Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)

Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner

The giveaway ends May 31st

Good luck!

[kylorensexual-moved-deactivated]

HUNTER’S ALMOST 9K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

-The Prizes-

a ps4 console

Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag

Battlefield 4

Destiny (preorder)

Final Fantasy XV (preorder)

Kingdom Hearts III (preorder)

-The Rules-

Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)

Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count

Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)

Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner

The giveaway ends May 31st

Good luck!

[hopyinquisition]

[australsk-deactivated20150630]

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

[hopyinquisition]

Hopefully their platform will be better than Tony Abbott's.

[kylorensexual-moved-deactivated]

HUNTER’S ALMOST 9K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

-The Prizes-

a ps4 console

Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag

Battlefield 4

Destiny (preorder)

Final Fantasy XV (preorder)

Kingdom Hearts III (preorder)

-The Rules-

Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)

Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count

Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)

Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner

The giveaway ends May 31st

Good luck!

[hopyinquisition]

oh hey it's this again :O

[kylorensexual-moved-deactivated]

HUNTER’S ALMOST 9K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

-The Prizes-

a ps4 console

Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag

Battlefield 4

Destiny (preorder)

Final Fantasy XV (preorder)

Kingdom Hearts III (preorder)

-The Rules-

Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)

Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count

Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)

Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner

The giveaway ends May 31st

Good luck!

[hopyinquisition]

look, everyone, it's a thing