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Any pronouns are good | Ravenclaw | INTP

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Some girl at my school: it’s not supposed to rain today

The weather forecast:

Me:

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Remus Lupin is the reason McGonagall sits with the Quidditch commentator.

After losing a bet against the other Marauders, Remus was forced to become quidditch commentator.

During the match, he: used almost every swearword in the English language, plus some of his own invention; didn’t get the names of half the players correct; and showed how little he understood quidditch.

After the match, McGonagall fired Remus, but the only person who showed up to take his place was a muggleborn first year, so they commentated on the next match, displaying a huge stutter and going off on uninteresting tangents every five seconds. 

Students started protesting. You couldn’t go five minutes without a dung bomb going off, or a book being charmed to attack the closest person to it (usually a professor). One morning the teachers breakfast made them all turn bright blue with pink hair.

Eventually, McGonagall was forced to let Remus commentate again and he continued until they left school, but she sat next to him and took the mic off him whenever he started just insulting players who’d tried to hit Sirius with a bludger cheated.