Horace Updates

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He sang "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" at karaoke night. He is a terrible singer and was promptly booed off the stage.

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Can someone go pick him up? He's at Denny's. I don't feel like going there; I don't like their pancakes

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@thesolverz-confessions watch your fucking mouth about me.

[thesolverz-confessions]

Or what? >:)

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There will be blood tonight.

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@thesolverz-confessions watch your fucking mouth about me.

[oat-pup]

ok

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I showed this to Horace, and he blocked my number. Can someone tell him that I'm sorry?

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He got lost in the woods

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He hasn't left the house in 3 days

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Thank you to everyone who attended Roba's funeral. He will be missed.

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Roba's funeral will be held tomorrow at 4:30PM

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Never mind, he's all fine. That was just his twin brother Roba.

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He died.

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He won't stop texting me

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Tux Dog has paid the bail. Horace is out and about once again.

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He was arrested on account of being ugly as sin. His bail is $4,000

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The government cut his welfare off because Alfe kept spending their money on burgers

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He's crying over Sweetie Creamie leaving him for Katrina Rad

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Never mind, I found him.