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“ᴀᴍ ɪ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ, ᴏʀ ʜᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ɢᴏɴᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ?” 17776 oc ask blog

[broadcaster-duo]

✦ 𝖧ᝪ𝖭𝖤𝖸, 𝖠𝖱𝖤 𝖸ᝪU 𝖢ᝪ𝖬𝖨𝖭𝖦?

☄︎ • Meet me there, where it never closes.

Meet me there, I’ll give you your roses. • ⚵

ᝰ 𝖠𝖫𝖫 𝖨𝖲 𝖥𝖠𝖨𝖱 𝖨𝖭 𝖫ᝪ𝖵𝖤.

A 17776/20020 oc ask blog! Featuring the Android duo of Osiris Rex and Juno ^^

Osiris is the sports commissioner of baseball, meticulous, witty, and hotheaded. He’s insistent on keeping baseball the time capsule of a sport it is.

✦ Early 30’s, Any Pronouns

✦ Assigned Song

Juno is his right-hand man and favorite announcer for games. She’s teasing, usually organized, and very intelligent, yet lackadaisical and pessimistic. She makes sure Osiris’ games go the way he wants them to.

✦ Late 30’s, Any Pronouns

✦ Assigned Song

Ask them anything your heart desires! They’ve got just enough time before their next game to satisfy a few questions. ᝰ

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Ran by and art by @acyano-blepsiaa

hi guys can I join the ask blog party

[broadcaster-duo]

…

[ Juno is sitting rigid at a laptop with the contents of the screen just barely visible to the viewer ]

[ ACCESSING NASA SECURITY CAMERA CHAT LOGS ]

“C’mon.”

[ Her hands tap impatiently on her knees… She’s trying to find something ]

[ ACCESS DENIED. PROVIDE IDENTIFICATION—

.

.

.

ACCESS APPROVED. ]

“Huh.

Guess I’m still in the system.”

[ CAMERA 2: VOICE RECORDING ACTIVE ]

.

.

.

[ ACCESSING LOGS]

[ AUGUST 5TH 2011. 11:27AM EDT ]

“Juno, close the logs.”

— ?!

“Rex, you’re—

“Don’t stall.

Close. The. Logs.”

…

[ The laptop slams shut just as Osiris leans down to whisper to Juno, the sound so low it isn’t picked up by the camera feed ]

“You can’t change what happened to either of us.”

…

“I care about you, Juno. I don’t want to watch you fixate on these logs and spiral.”

“Not again.

I can’t lose you again.”

[broadcaster-duo]

this ask blog is w faps

CHARLES U GOTTA GO.

[broadcaster-duo]

.wOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT . . . .oK UH. wELL! .iN MY STANDARDS, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT THE SIBLINGS i KNOW, YOU TWO ARE TECHNICALLY MY SIBLINGS... .aND IN THAT CASE .hEY HEY HEY!!! nEW HORIZONS, aka hORIZONLINE, aka hORI HERE!!! wELCOME TO TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Horizons?”

“Not that Horizons.”

“…I thought I was going to have to make a call.”

“You imply Galileo in this conversation again and I will send ya into the stratosphere —

“Ah, well.

Hello, New Horizons! I apologize we’re not the faces you’re used to, multi-dimensional theory can do a lot to the head…”

“We’re still getting our bearings, but we’re adjusting just fine. ^^”

[horizonline28928]

.nOT THAT...? .aH. gUESSING YOU PROBABLY HAVE A hORI OF YOUR OWN OUT THERE, THEN!! .aND A gALI, TOO, IT SEEMS .wONDER WHAT HE'LL THINK . . . .thEY DON'T SOUND HALF AS FUN AS ME, THOUGH, AHAH . .nAH, IT'S OK!! .tHERE'S ALREADY QUITE A FEW i'VE HAD TO GET USED TO, SO IT'S ALMOST EXPECTED AT THIS POINT! .gOOD TO KNOW YOU'RE SETTLING IN!!!!!

[broadcaster-duo]

“Yes… Dr. Horizons— Our Horizons is our mission commander, I used to be very close with him.”

…

“I think their communications are fried, we lost transmission signals a while ago.”

“As for Galileo—

“Fuck that guy.”

“…We haven’t heard much from her since space exploration died out. Juno doesn’t care for them much—

“I can probably attest they’re not as fun as ya seem, sounds like this’ll be interesting.”

[horizonline28928]

.dOCTOR!?!?! hOW PRESTIGOUS... .i DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ASSOCIATES!!!!!!!! . . .mAN WHAT AM i TALKING ABOUT i CAN'T EVEN GO TO SCHOOL . . . . . .sORRY ABOUT THAT. . .aH, GOTCHA. aS FOR MY(?) gALILEO, HE'S A GREAT PERSON! .hE'S DEPENDABLE AND PATIENT .iF ONLY HE COULD USE SOME OF THAT PATIENCE ON THEMSELF... . . .hELL YEAH i'M FUN!!!! wOOH!!!!!!!!!

[broadcaster-duo]

“Trust me you don’t wanna go to school. Went to a makeshift NASA education center, was a nightmare…”

“…I don’t actually think Horizons has a Doctorate.”

“He’s very smart don’t get me wrong, but I think this is more of a programmed in situation.”

“Galileo… What can I recall about her…

She was always… ruthlessly pragmatic, and very authoritative. I don’t think I ever saw her not working.”

…

“…But she always seemed to have a soft spot for me.”

“That’s because you came after me.”

“Don’t fucking start this again.”

“…Whatever.”

…

“Hah… Uhm, I agree with Juno, though. You seem rather lively!”

[horizonline28928]

.aH.......... .wELL, i'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT!!!! .sO IT'S LIKE A TECHNICALITY OF SORTS??? sTILL, THAT'S A SICK TITLE TO HAVE... . . . . .hUH. yEAH, DIFFERENT FROM MY gALI. . .oH BOY UH . . . . . . . . .i'M SURE THERE ARE OTHERS MUCH MORE ENERGETIC, AHAH . .hAVE ANY FAVORITE FOODS?? .i SAW YOU GUYS HAVE ACTUAL BODIES .cAN THOSE. lIKE. eAT?? pROBABLY NOT.....

[broadcaster-duo]

[ There’s a very evident tenseness in the room, Osiris is fidgeting with his hands more evidently. Juno is pacing ]

“Ah. Well.”

“We can eat, actually. It’s impressive how lifelike we were made…”

“I love those pizza puff things from Little Caesar’s, or a good grilled cheese.”

…

“Chicken nugget lunchables and dreamsicle cream soda faygo.”

[horizonline28928]

. . . . . . .nO FUCKING WAY. .lUCKY DUCKS????? .hELLO??? .i'D KILL FOR HUMAN BODIES, MAN!!! .mETAPHORICALLY, OF COURSE, BUT THE THOUGHT STILL STANDS!!!!!! .hOW DO THEY TASTE?? i CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE TEXTURES AND SUCH...... .aAH... . . .aHEM. .i LIKE MAC N CHEESE .oR ANYTHING CHEESE, REALLY .nOT VERY PICKY WHEN IT COMES TO THAT!

[broadcaster-duo]

“Oh, it’s delicious!”

“Don’t get Rexy started on food— Oh god.”

“It’s great! The texture and taste work so well together unlike other meals I’ve tried, it’s a neutral and reliable dish—

“We’re gonna be here for HOURS.”

[broadcaster-duo]

.wOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT . . . .oK UH. wELL! .iN MY STANDARDS, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT THE SIBLINGS i KNOW, YOU TWO ARE TECHNICALLY MY SIBLINGS... .aND IN THAT CASE .hEY HEY HEY!!! nEW HORIZONS, aka hORIZONLINE, aka hORI HERE!!! wELCOME TO TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Horizons?”

“Not that Horizons.”

“…I thought I was going to have to make a call.”

“You imply Galileo in this conversation again and I will send ya into the stratosphere —

“Ah, well.

Hello, New Horizons! I apologize we’re not the faces you’re used to, multi-dimensional theory can do a lot to the head…”

“We’re still getting our bearings, but we’re adjusting just fine. ^^”

[horizonline28928]

.nOT THAT...? .aH. gUESSING YOU PROBABLY HAVE A hORI OF YOUR OWN OUT THERE, THEN!! .aND A gALI, TOO, IT SEEMS .wONDER WHAT HE'LL THINK . . . .thEY DON'T SOUND HALF AS FUN AS ME, THOUGH, AHAH . .nAH, IT'S OK!! .tHERE'S ALREADY QUITE A FEW i'VE HAD TO GET USED TO, SO IT'S ALMOST EXPECTED AT THIS POINT! .gOOD TO KNOW YOU'RE SETTLING IN!!!!!

[broadcaster-duo]

“Yes… Dr. Horizons— Our Horizons is our mission commander, I used to be very close with him.”

…

“I think their communications are fried, we lost transmission signals a while ago.”

“As for Galileo—

“Fuck that guy.”

“…We haven’t heard much from her since space exploration died out. Juno doesn’t care for them much—

“I can probably attest they’re not as fun as ya seem, sounds like this’ll be interesting.”

[horizonline28928]

.dOCTOR!?!?! hOW PRESTIGOUS... .i DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ASSOCIATES!!!!!!!! . . .mAN WHAT AM i TALKING ABOUT i CAN'T EVEN GO TO SCHOOL . . . . . .sORRY ABOUT THAT. . .aH, GOTCHA. aS FOR MY(?) gALILEO, HE'S A GREAT PERSON! .hE'S DEPENDABLE AND PATIENT .iF ONLY HE COULD USE SOME OF THAT PATIENCE ON THEMSELF... . . .hELL YEAH i'M FUN!!!! wOOH!!!!!!!!!

[broadcaster-duo]

“Trust me you don’t wanna go to school. Went to a makeshift NASA education center, was a nightmare…”

“…I don’t actually think Horizons has a Doctorate.”

“He’s very smart don’t get me wrong, but I think this is more of a programmed in situation.”

“Galileo… What can I recall about her…

She was always… ruthlessly pragmatic, and very authoritative. I don’t think I ever saw her not working.”

…

“…But she always seemed to have a soft spot for me.”

“That’s because you came after me.”

“Don’t fucking start this again.”

“…Whatever.”

…

“Hah… Uhm, I agree with Juno, though. You seem rather lively!”

[horizonline28928]

.aH.......... .wELL, i'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT!!!! .sO IT'S LIKE A TECHNICALITY OF SORTS??? sTILL, THAT'S A SICK TITLE TO HAVE... . . . . .hUH. yEAH, DIFFERENT FROM MY gALI. . .oH BOY UH . . . . . . . . .i'M SURE THERE ARE OTHERS MUCH MORE ENERGETIC, AHAH . .hAVE ANY FAVORITE FOODS?? .i SAW YOU GUYS HAVE ACTUAL BODIES .cAN THOSE. lIKE. eAT?? pROBABLY NOT.....

[broadcaster-duo]

[ There’s a very evident tenseness in the room, Osiris is fidgeting with his hands more evidently. Juno is pacing ]

“Ah. Well.”

“We can eat, actually. It’s impressive how lifelike we were made…”

“I love those pizza puff things from Little Caesar’s, or a good grilled cheese.”

…

“Chicken nugget lunchables and dreamsicle cream soda faygo.”

[broadcaster-duo]

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.um. hey.

.nice to meet you two.

.@ask-the-jovians

“Hah. Yeah, another one! Ain’t the multiverse fun…”

“I’m guessing this is… One of the aforementioned other Junos?”

“Yup… I don’t know about ya Rex, but I find this interesting.”

[ask-the-jovians]

.yeah.

.this is uh, one of the other junos.

.it's been… weird, lately.

.

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[broadcaster-duo]

“Weird…

I don’t mean to sound like I’m prying, we’re very new and uninformed but… How so?”

“Oh. Don’t worry bout the green one, we’ve been warned.”

[ask-the-jovians]

.that's good, that you already got warned.

.i'm just.

.trying to look out for everyone else.

[broadcaster-duo]

“I get it, don’t worry. Know what it’s like, trying to get to someone before someone else does.”

…

“What she means to say is we appreciate what you’re doing.”

[broadcaster-duo]

.Hello, welcome to Tumblr! (*^▽^*) .This will get a bit confusing, but as you might've noticed, you two aren't the only Osiris and Juno on here. Osi, the other you is... very specific. But there's only two! .Juno, well, there's five. .It's really nice to meet you! What are your stories?

(from @jupiter-nearpolar-orbiter )

“…So I’ve heard.

I can assure you I’m not that rough around the edges. ^^’…”

[ Juno glances at the camera with a certain look in his eyes. ]

“Aren’t I lucky?”

“Five… who knows how many more of us there are. Damn this multiverse stuff does start to mess with your head.”

“…Anyways, thank you for the warm welcome. I am the current sports commissioner of baseball, though I was a former Astrogeologist.”

“Hah. Sure you were.”

“That one. Is Juno. My, unfortunately, favorite colleague and announcer.”

“Was a Jovian explorer but couldn’t complete my mission, radiation damage all that. You get the gist.”

“…And we are androids designed and formerly employed by NASA.”

[jupiter-nearpolar-orbiter]

.Oh, I also like baseball, what a coincidence! .At least I, um, think I do. Not really sure about it lately, or about anything else.

.Androids? So you have actual bodies? Like, down on Earth with the humans?

[broadcaster-duo]

“I love how he says employed like we had a choice.”

…

“Yup, baseball’s our thing.”

“Tried football cause my cousin’s a big fan but… Damn all the new stuff makes my head spin worse than it usually does.”

“…To answer your question, we have actual bodies. A near 1:1 of humans if I remember correctly.”

“Hey, humans are basically fleshy machines.”

“You are so odd—

Anyways. We do also work closely with humans, in our universe androids formerly employed by space agencies typically join in with society.”

[broadcaster-duo]

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.um. hey.

.nice to meet you two.

.@ask-the-jovians

“Hah. Yeah, another one! Ain’t the multiverse fun…”

“I’m guessing this is… One of the aforementioned other Junos?”

“Yup… I don’t know about ya Rex, but I find this interesting.”

[ask-the-jovians]

.yeah.

.this is uh, one of the other junos.

.it's been… weird, lately.

.

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[broadcaster-duo]

“Weird…

I don’t mean to sound like I’m prying, we’re very new and uninformed but… How so?”

“Oh. Don’t worry bout the green one, we’ve been warned.”

[broadcaster-duo]

.Hello, welcome to Tumblr! (*^▽^*) .This will get a bit confusing, but as you might've noticed, you two aren't the only Osiris and Juno on here. Osi, the other you is... very specific. But there's only two! .Juno, well, there's five. .It's really nice to meet you! What are your stories?

(from @jupiter-nearpolar-orbiter )

“…So I’ve heard.

I can assure you I’m not that rough around the edges. ^^’…”

[ Juno glances at the camera with a certain look in his eyes. ]

“Aren’t I lucky?”

“Five… who knows how many more of us there are. Damn this multiverse stuff does start to mess with your head.”

“…Anyways, thank you for the warm welcome. I am the current sports commissioner of baseball, though I was a former Astrogeologist.”

“Hah. Sure you were.”

“That one. Is Juno. My, unfortunately, favorite colleague and announcer.”

“Was a Jovian explorer but couldn’t complete my mission, radiation damage all that. You get the gist.”

“…And we are androids designed and formerly employed by NASA.”

[broadcaster-duo]

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.um. hey.

.nice to meet you two.

.@ask-the-jovians

“Hah. Yeah, another one! Ain’t the multiverse fun…”

“I’m guessing this is… One of the aforementioned other Junos?”

“Yup… I don’t know about ya Rex, but I find this interesting.”

[broadcaster-duo]

.wOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT . . . .oK UH. wELL! .iN MY STANDARDS, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT THE SIBLINGS i KNOW, YOU TWO ARE TECHNICALLY MY SIBLINGS... .aND IN THAT CASE .hEY HEY HEY!!! nEW HORIZONS, aka hORIZONLINE, aka hORI HERE!!! wELCOME TO TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Horizons?”

“Not that Horizons.”

“…I thought I was going to have to make a call.”

“You imply Galileo in this conversation again and I will send ya into the stratosphere —

“Ah, well.

Hello, New Horizons! I apologize we’re not the faces you’re used to, multi-dimensional theory can do a lot to the head…”

“We’re still getting our bearings, but we’re adjusting just fine. ^^”

[horizonline28928]

.nOT THAT...? .aH. gUESSING YOU PROBABLY HAVE A hORI OF YOUR OWN OUT THERE, THEN!! .aND A gALI, TOO, IT SEEMS .wONDER WHAT HE'LL THINK . . . .thEY DON'T SOUND HALF AS FUN AS ME, THOUGH, AHAH . .nAH, IT'S OK!! .tHERE'S ALREADY QUITE A FEW i'VE HAD TO GET USED TO, SO IT'S ALMOST EXPECTED AT THIS POINT! .gOOD TO KNOW YOU'RE SETTLING IN!!!!!

[broadcaster-duo]

“Yes… Dr. Horizons— Our Horizons is our mission commander, I used to be very close with him.”

…

“I think their communications are fried, we lost transmission signals a while ago.”

“As for Galileo—

“Fuck that guy.”

“…We haven’t heard much from her since space exploration died out. Juno doesn’t care for them much—

“I can probably attest they’re not as fun as ya seem, sounds like this’ll be interesting.”

[horizonline28928]

.dOCTOR!?!?! hOW PRESTIGOUS... .i DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ASSOCIATES!!!!!!!! . . .mAN WHAT AM i TALKING ABOUT i CAN'T EVEN GO TO SCHOOL . . . . . .sORRY ABOUT THAT. . .aH, GOTCHA. aS FOR MY(?) gALILEO, HE'S A GREAT PERSON! .hE'S DEPENDABLE AND PATIENT .iF ONLY HE COULD USE SOME OF THAT PATIENCE ON THEMSELF... . . .hELL YEAH i'M FUN!!!! wOOH!!!!!!!!!

[broadcaster-duo]

“Trust me you don’t wanna go to school. Went to a makeshift NASA education center, was a nightmare…”

“…I don’t actually think Horizons has a Doctorate.”

“He’s very smart don’t get me wrong, but I think this is more of a programmed in situation.”

“Galileo… What can I recall about her…

She was always… ruthlessly pragmatic, and very authoritative. I don’t think I ever saw her not working.”

…

“…But she always seemed to have a soft spot for me.”

“That’s because you came after me.”

“Don’t fucking start this again.”

“…Whatever.”

…

“Hah… Uhm, I agree with Juno, though. You seem rather lively!”

[broadcaster-duo]

.wOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT . . . .oK UH. wELL! .iN MY STANDARDS, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT THE SIBLINGS i KNOW, YOU TWO ARE TECHNICALLY MY SIBLINGS... .aND IN THAT CASE .hEY HEY HEY!!! nEW HORIZONS, aka hORIZONLINE, aka hORI HERE!!! wELCOME TO TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Horizons?”

“Not that Horizons.”

“…I thought I was going to have to make a call.”

“You imply Galileo in this conversation again and I will send ya into the stratosphere —

“Ah, well.

Hello, New Horizons! I apologize we’re not the faces you’re used to, multi-dimensional theory can do a lot to the head…”

“We’re still getting our bearings, but we’re adjusting just fine. ^^”

[horizonline28928]

.nOT THAT...? .aH. gUESSING YOU PROBABLY HAVE A hORI OF YOUR OWN OUT THERE, THEN!! .aND A gALI, TOO, IT SEEMS .wONDER WHAT HE'LL THINK . . . .thEY DON'T SOUND HALF AS FUN AS ME, THOUGH, AHAH . .nAH, IT'S OK!! .tHERE'S ALREADY QUITE A FEW i'VE HAD TO GET USED TO, SO IT'S ALMOST EXPECTED AT THIS POINT! .gOOD TO KNOW YOU'RE SETTLING IN!!!!!

[broadcaster-duo]

“Yes… Dr. Horizons— Our Horizons is our mission commander, I used to be very close with him.”

…

“I think their communications are fried, we lost transmission signals a while ago.”

“As for Galileo—

“Fuck that guy.”

“…We haven’t heard much from her since space exploration died out. Juno doesn’t care for them much—

“I can probably attest they’re not as fun as ya seem, sounds like this’ll be interesting.”

[broadcaster-duo]

do you guys know about your doubles. like. the five (????????) other junos and the Other OSIRIS-REX (don't ask about him if you don't. he's a total shithead. everyone hates him. i think. i wouldn't know, i'm just a wee little anon!)

“Hahah, oh yeah. We’re aware.”

“Multi-dimensional space or whatever Rexy was talking about while I was settin’ up this account…”

…

“Man, a Rex worse than mine though, huh?”

[broadcaster-duo]

.wOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT . . . .oK UH. wELL! .iN MY STANDARDS, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT THE SIBLINGS i KNOW, YOU TWO ARE TECHNICALLY MY SIBLINGS... .aND IN THAT CASE .hEY HEY HEY!!! nEW HORIZONS, aka hORIZONLINE, aka hORI HERE!!! wELCOME TO TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Horizons?”

“Not that Horizons.”

“…I thought I was going to have to make a call.”

“You imply Galileo in this conversation again and I will send ya into the stratosphere —

“Ah, well.

Hello, New Horizons! I apologize we’re not the faces you’re used to, multi-dimensional theory can do a lot to the head…”

“We’re still getting our bearings, but we’re adjusting just fine. ^^”

[broadcaster-duo]

Hello you two! How did you meet and what was your first impressions of one another? :)

“Ahh, gonna have Rex answer this one. My memory’s fried.”

*Ahem.*

“Me and Juno didn’t “meet” in the typical sense.”

“Back before the Event and humanity was still advancing in space travel, we were designed together and programmed not to recognize each other as a threat.”

“If my memory serves right, we were designed for a program known as New Frontiers…”

[ There’s a noticeable tenseness in Osiris, seemingly fidgeting with his hands as he interlocks his fingers. Juno suddenly seems more alert ]

— As for first impressions!”

“Got this one for a sec, you take a breather.”

“Mnh.”

“When I met Rexy… Thought he was the most skittish thing in the world. He always looked like a startled rabbit.”

— ?!

“I did NOT?!”

“Definitely did, that’s one of the things I still remember.”

“…I thought Juno was insufferably annoying. He still is.”

“Hah. You love it, though.”

…

[broadcaster-duo]

Do you think the motor city melt will ever make a comeback?

…

“OHHH GOD. What have you done.”

“WELL, IT BETTER.

THAT WAS ONE OF — NO, THE BEST ITEM DETROIT HAD TO OFFER IN ITS CONCESSION CHOICES. IT WAS A BESTSELLER, AND THEY RIPPED IT AWAY FROM THEIR FANS AFTER ONE SEASON—

“OH MY GOD. We’re gonna be here for hours.”

“…By fans he means himself. By the way.”

[broadcaster-duo]

— And you’re sure this is a good idea?”

“Yeah, the internet’s a great place to lose your thoughts.”

“That doesn’t sound— Oh! We have a connection!”

_______________________________________________

“Welcome, I am Osiris Rex. Your baseball commissioner.”

“Juno, announcer. :)”

“We have some free time before our next game, and are wondering if any of you have questions for us?”

“Am I doing this right?”

“Yeah, yeah. Don’t worry ‘bout it. Keep goin’…”

“We’ll be here from now on between games to get fan feedback, or just to see what you happen to be wondering about!”

“Alright cut the camera, I’m done with this.”

…

[ Juno slowly turns the camera towards her ]

“This was my idea by the way, just made Rexy do the intro cause he’s way better at words than me…”

“Juno.”

“I’m workin’ on it!”