Do YOU want to learn how to take good nudes? Do YOU want to make all your friends horny for you? Here's how under the cut!
Jokes aside, this is a seriously taken goofy tutorial on how to improve your nudes, mainly consisting of some ameture photography tips and a lot of photos of me trying to convey those tips without a full vocabulary. Everything is hidden under the reblog to be safe but I'm mostly clothed in these for demonstration purposes. I do have nipple through shirts and this will probably end up containing a lot of erotic posing so use viewer discretion. Have fun!
Pervert.
Welcome to nude taking 101! I'm your host Nyah and we got a couple beginner topics to hit on quickly under the first readmore
Figuring out the right camera to use
I am not a professional photographer. I have to my name 1 (one) phone that I refuse to use the AI enhancement on who's front facing camera has steadily gotten worse over the years. STILL! This is not a serious photography tutorial this is a man's guide to sexy pictures so there's a couple positives and negatives to the different modes on that one camera you probably have
(If you comment on my chipped nails you're not getting into the kingdom of heaven(joke))
First off, your front facing camera. The first two here are on my front camera, the first regularly, and the second with portrait mode. My camera has been steadily blurring over the years, but even so most front cameras are less detailed by nature (people get weird seeing their pores) and that blur means it can make photos appear a lot softer. Using your front facing camera also means you'll be able to actually see the pictures you're taking which can make it easier to adjust on the fly to try different angles.
Next is your back camera. The main difference outside of my personal camera quality is going to be your focal length. All of these photos were taken more or less the same distance apart, but perspective on the last one is WAY more dramatic which lends well to exaggerating body parts like you do in most nudes. A better camera also means more skin texture, and any freak who's worth being a freak back to will let you know that having skin is hot and makes you at least 30% more bitable
More than anything, you should experiment around, and or, start with your front facing camera until you get a hang of using the back one for interesting angles. When in doubt, using the back camera with a mirror to show you what you're taking is always a top tier strat. There's a reason why mirror selfies were a thing for so long.
But speaking of perspective-
Perspective
From here on out, all photos are going to be taken with my back camera to keep it as consistent as possible, so lets talk perspective. Easiest way to think about it is that whatever is closest to your camera is going to be the biggest and therefore the MAIN focus of your picture. Let's take an example of 3 photos taken just now of me getting closer and closer to the camera and look at how it changes things.
Here, the thing closest to my camera is my legs— (well, 3rd one has a lot of arms but it was that or flash labia which isn't the point of this one) —and the closer I get, the more focused the composition becomes on just that body part. If you want to make that body part look bigger, you're going to need to get closer to it.
Now I am not incredibly chestily endowed but if I wanted to show off SPECIFICALLY my tits-
This, which shows my whole body and has my shoulders closer to the camera isn't going to do a lot to show the size or shape of my tits while THIS-
-where my tits are (more or less) the closest thing to the camera is going to make my chest look a lot bigger than it is. My shoulders being further away from the camera makes them daintier in comparison, and suddenly my tits are massive and the main thing the camera is looking at.
We'll go more into this with angles and framing but don't worry about that right now. I got two more images on this post before I need to make a reblog and we gotta make it count
Lighting
The devil is in the details with this one. Your most ideal lightsource is gonna be a single, somewhat warm light with some kind of diffusion on it if you're going for some good, classic nude lighting. The stronger your light source, the more dramatic the lighting will be. Dramatic shadows can be hot as fuck used properlu and very artsy but seeing how I don't have a good lightsource on me to demonstrate rn you're gonna have to take my word for it.
If you're going for natural lighting, morning light and golden hour is gonna be your best friend. Morning light will give you a soft, diffused white-blue light that lends really well to highlighting curves, and golden hour, while short as hell, will give you that beautiful, ethereal glow that people chase, with a strong golden hue to match it's name
There's only so much I can speak on it considering most of this advice comes from my own experience, but if you have dark or black skin then light will affect you slightly differently based on light absorbtion. Be careful about strong white lights because they may wash you out more, and experiment with warm or colored lighting. Otherwise, the advice holds true. We just have one common enemy.
THE DREADED MANY STRONG LIGHT
Have you ever wanted to see every acne mark, wrinkle, and stain on everything than look no further than strong light!
Typically you want to avoid getting arm/phone shadows in your shot, and having more than 1 strong overhead lightsource is gonna make that fucking impossible. Save yourself the trouble and find a bathroom with a single light or try for some natural lighting or you're gonna be frustrated.
Also- taking nudes with flash in the dark often looks very dramatic or sneaky sketchy in a fun way. If you're going for that look go crazy but if you don't know someone before you send them a picture of your junk with flash in the dark they're probably not gonna have a great time with it.
Welcome to part two! No need for an intro so we're jumping back in with-
Angles
What's gonna make the largest difference overall with how you take your nudes? Angles! Let's look at these 3 "nudes" for example. These are all pretty messy but they should get the point across
This is about as close to straight on as I can get it and THESE-
Are the same exact posing taken at two different angles. A way to simplify how to think of this and the effect it has is that your camera IS the viewer as far as they're concerned.
Fast and loose rules but-
Taking a photo from above puts the viewer above you, putting them in more of a dominant position to you. If you want to look small, pathetic, breedable, etc, take your pictures from above. Outside of the viewer relationship, this tends to show off your whole body pretty well so can be good for full body shots.
When you take a photo from below the viewer, you're putting them beneath you. This makes you appear taller and more imposing, leading towards a natural sense of dominance over the viewer. This angle is especially good for fucking around with perspective or showing off specific close up elements of your body.
And last but not least for now, lets talk about the elephant in the room-
Composition
This is gonna be the hardest one to explain. Composition is something you just have to get an eye on in time, but there's a couple main points I can hit on. For this, we're gonna start seeing some actual nudes as examples
So first! The rule of thirds. This is something of a cross composition with a focus on symmetry. You need to know absolutely none of that but what you SHOULD know is that your eyes are always going to be drawn to the intersection of lines at a 3 by three grid and by putting main focus points along these lines, your compositions will become a lot more pleasing to the naked eye.
Putting more together, Next is radial and speaking generally, the way your eyes flow. Here, my right foot is in the center, my left is at an intersection of the thirds, and you'll notice, every wrinkle of the sheets and curve of my body leads towards that center foot.
Even though my ass is in shot as a nice little bonus, it isn't the focus of the shot. No matter where you look in the picture your eye is always drawn back in to the feet.
Center mass. People are always going to look at the biggest thing in the picture. If that's your ass it's your ass. If that's your tits, that's your tits. If it's a dick? Fantastic. Ideally, all of these come into play at once through your posing. Here, all my limbs curve and lean right back towards my center mass and flow nicely. I'm centered in frame, and my ass takes up that middle third of the picture
Lastly will be posing and need a lot more photos so final part 3 to come!
This is gonna be the most loose out of all of it, and will consist of just general tips on how to use and move your body.
Because it personally pisses me off, none of this will be focused on how to make yourself look skinnier. I loathe that shit and there's too much of it already.
All of these pics are gonna get a general image description because they're the only pictures I'm pretty sure I don't physically describe in the paragraph directly after
Example poses without any crazy angling (we've already seen how much that changes how the pose looks) and taken using front camera for ease of shooting a lot at once
Hands
Wherever you put your hands, people are going to look. Hands can reveal just as much as they cover up, and the lines of your arms are going to naturally lead your eyes to following what's at the end of them. Sitting is one thing. Sitting with an arm between your legs? They'll be thinking about what's between it. Sitting with your hand on your throat? People are gonna think about choking you. Think of where you're arms are and what you're trying to accomplish by making the viewer look there.
(Image description: 3 poses, the first one with hands on thighs gripped into claws, the second wide open and splayed going up my stomach, and the third gripping my own arm to draw attention to the contours of my hands)
Lifting and Squeezing
Want to show off a part of your body? Have a little extra fat or muscle? Start squeezing! But seriously, bodies are more interesting when you contort them into fun shapes or move them in ways you don't usually. Especially when it comes to fat, lifting or pinching folds can be incredibly hot, and the way hands sink into skin is facinating. I'm not a great example of this unfortunately but the point stands
(Image description: two poses, the first with hands up and squeezing tits to make them appear larger and the other turned away from the camera and gripping ass in a way that folds the skin)
Revealing
ANYWHERE you can reveal that is either embarassing, shameful, or otherwise not typically seen in public to SOMEBODY. You can get a lot of mileage by revealing those areas and it doesn't even have to be your genitals. (Though admittedly it helps)
(Image description: 3 pictures, the first with arms above head stretching to reveal armpits, the second lifting hair to show off the cuve of the neck, and the third with feet close to the camera revealong the bottoms)
And that's it!!!!
If you've made it this far, congratulations! It took me like 3 hours to write all this. I hope you've come away with an (admittedly loose) understanding of what goes in to the art of taking good nudes! I would make a final section but TLDR is just that all of these are what goes into one (1) nude. You don't have to worry too hard about it, but keeping it in mind doesn't hurt.
I hope next time you take a dick pic in the dark with the flash you think of me
(Image decription: a dick pic taken using a dildo with flash in the dark , a hand gracefully draped across it in a loving caress that's taken with more thought to composition than any man on tinder has ever dreamed possible. The nails on the hand has some of the worst chipped nail polish you could imagine)
i see a lot of posts of ppl being like "you should pay porn creators!!" but almost everyone i've met irl who i've asked is embarrassed by/outright denies ever paying for porn. hm.
there are disability aids for literally everything…. and that includes intimacy!!
its very important to me that you know this!!!
here are just a few examples:
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first my credentials: i’m physically disabled (wheelchair user, chronic pain, spasms in extremities, muscle weakness, numbness and atrophy in all limbs, seizures, etc) i’m an ex SW and i used to work at an adult store (trying to get rehired again pray for me pls)
pillow forms:
my fave is the liberator wedge, but there’s a lot of shapes. can be used in a variety of ways to ease strain.
hand harnesses:
extremely helpful if you can’t grip for long periods of time. just like regular harnesses, you can fit it with a toy and use it on yourself or a partner.
hands free toy holder:
suuuper helpful if you can’t grip at all/if you’re like me and can’t stop your hands and arms from doing as they please. can be used on yourself or a partner.
intimacy chairs:
usually used by people with paralysis but also helpful for profound muscle weakness and if you can’t hold yourself up/produce motion reliably
sleeves:
generally most useful if you have a penis, fantastic if you don’t have steady hand motion but can grip semi reliably.
mount/toy mount:
these have a ton of variety. you can get ones that are a pillow with a spot for a toy, or ones that act more as a sling for your body (and can be used with toys or partners)
and remember these are only a couple! if you are disabled and struggling to be intimate in any way, there is a tool out there that may very well help you!!!
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