Hanniballs

If we dont know eachother call me Freddie - Old enough to have lived through the change of millenium, young enough to have no memory of it - Usually iel / they (Careful, there's Hannibal stuff here, don't hesitate to ask me to tag !)

[radicalgraff]

"I'm sick of love, let's fall in politics"

Poster seen in Toronto

[jointphotographicexportsgroup-d]

the weather is getting warmer and I just want to reintroduce this iconic photo of hugh dancy studying at oxford…my guiding spring and summer moodboard image 2kforever 

[alivehouse]

actually creators can be wrong about their characters sometimes. for example sometimes a creator thinks their character has blue eyes

[exp-system]

@funnier-as-a-system

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

thinking about the time I made a post saying I was watching American Psycho and some overactive good citizen came sprinting from the woodwork to go "make sure you remember that the book was written by a gay man and the movie is directed by a woman and it's not glorifying Patrick Bateman!!!" yeah cheers man I was def going to go start killing people with an ax if you hadn't said that

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

mostly thinking about this because I'm currently reading Fight Club. can't wait to base my entire worldview off of this, the narrator seems like he really has it together

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hold up. this book is actually really funny.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thegenderal]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

do you think these people can read

[phoenix]

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

[violetsandshrikes]

Fun fact: Falling Fruit has a worldwide map where you can look to see if anyone has noted any fruit trees you can harvest near your location for free 🍎

[violetsandshrikes]

I’ve seen a lot of people reblog this and be either snarky or confused about dumpsters being listed in some countries: it’s because they’re good resources for people experiencing homelessness + lots of good quality produce often gets thrown out!

[jaubaius]

[aeforvirra]

Aw he’s just looking for love

[oarfjsh]

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

[spookberry]

Was reminded of my old monster Cinderella x Snow White story and felt like redesigning them a bit

[perlukafarinn]

my sister's garden 🥰🌺🍃

[transgambit]

what is the truth

[comedyke-deactivated20171209]

they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

[h0odierich-deactivated20170708]

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

thats their lesbian daughter

[the-tired-opossum]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[flower-seeks-the-moon]

my favorite ao3 writers be like this

[brostateexam]

[sisterreisaid]

[kipzkitsch]

Guy on tiktok who got 300 likes on their last post voice: ugh my video flopped

Guy on tumblr who just got 2 likes and 1 reblog voice: I'm da king of da highway babey

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[kowabungadoodles]

This came on my work playlist the other day and a teen immediately asked me why I was playing "The Twilight Music".