Hanniballs

If we dont know eachother call me Freddie - Old enough to have lived through the change of millenium, young enough to have no memory of it - Usually iel / they (Careful, there's Hannibal stuff here, don't hesitate to ask me to tag !)

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[autisticmysticsarah]

[low-polly]

credit for the house vicodin prescription goes to u/marcusbechtel on the HouseMD subreddit, the wilson image came from the House wiki, and of course the whole thing is inspired by the classic video "Every episode of House ever". The rest was all me.

[gorchart]

House of Leaves

Digital Illustration, 2025 Gorchart

Insta / Prints / Procreate Brushes

[orangefjuice]

House of Leaves adaption where Johnny Truant is a reaction streamer watching a video essay made by Zampanó about The Navidson Record just pausing the video at random times to ramble wildly at his non-existent chat and doing shots on stream

[thedgeofsleep]

Why did God create a dual universe? So he might say, Be not like me. I am alone. And it might be heard. —–- Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves.

BACKROOMS (2026) dir. Kane Parsons

[saucefunk]

house of leaves poster because i adore this book

[actualjoy]

House

[wavetapper]

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[kropotkindersurprise]

[makesoneteam]

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

[pochayun]

would you like to share with the class 🤔

[makesoneteam]

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

[mercury-mage]

would you like to unshare with the class

[falloutconceptart]

Nick Valentine

Concept art for Fallout 4

Art by Ray Lederer

[falloutconceptart]

Nick Valentine

Concept art for Fallout 4

Art by Ray Lederer

[zombified-queer]

House of Leaves really made a comparison between Karen Green and Navidson's (lack of) sex and Navidson's compulsion to enter that hallway and I'm expected to be NORMAL about that.

[bloodybootsem]

I keep seeing every one talking about The “Scorsese- directed” Goncharov, but it was only produced by Martin Scorsese. It was directed by Mateo JWHJ0715: curious name on it’s own, but the fact that no one has ever actually laid claim to the directors credit is it’s own baffling puzzle.

If it’s a pseudonym for Scorsese himself, why would he attach his name as a presenter but not the director? I think Mateo JWHJ0715 may actually be an “Alan Smithee” for the underappreciated Will Navidson, best known for his work, The Navidson Record. My argument is this: 1. Most of Navidson’s work was documentary, and the camera work in Goncharov has a very documentary style, particularly “Ice Pick” Joe’s first on screen kill, and the infamous cigar scene. 2. Karen Green had a quiet yet deep friendship with Marisa Mell before her tumultuous marriage to Will Navidson. This isn’t really evidence, but it is very coincidental.

3. It seems unlikely that Navidson would never explore fiction, but if he lacked confidence in his work, it does seem likely he would try to use a pseudonym on his first attempt.

4.The use of space and time. One of Navidson’s hallmarks was his use of space and time as themes throughout his entire oeuvre. The still shots of clocks in Goncharov are almost completely mirrored in the first half of the Navidson Record. And in fact, in the Navidson record, the space seems to embiggen as we approach the end of the film, which is completely reversed from Goncharov’s ending. The third act feels compressed and claustrophobic, taking place almost exclusively indoors. Even the few outdoor scenes are so close to the actors, it feels intrusive.  The end shot closes from Goncharov’s office up on Goncharov himself, until the camera pans to the knife and lingers leaves the audience with the feeling of also being caught up in the Italian/Russian mafia drama.

I realize most of this is circumstantial and assumptive, but until Mateo JWHJ0715 steps forward and claims the credit due, I will believe this was directed by the great, missing Will Navidson.

[strangestcase]

House of Leaves muppet musical adaptation

Kermit the Frog as Will “Navy” Navidson

Fozzie Bear as Tom Navidson

Miss Piggy as Karen Green

Sam the Eagle as Holloway

Wax and Jed are fused into a single character played by Rizzo the Rat

Chad and Daisy are fused into a single character played by Robin

Bunsen and Beaker as Billy Reston

Gonzo the Great as Johnny Truant

Pepe the King Prawn as Lude

Waldorf and Statler as Zampanò (providing a sarcastic narration to Will’s misadventures)

The Swedish Chef as that one guy that beats the shit out of Lude.

Johnny’s many love interests are played by chickens.

Thumper is played by Animal in drag. Everyone just rolls with it.

Dr Teeth as Johnny’s boss, with the other members of the Electric Mayhem being the different customers of the tattoo studio.

Sweetums as that one big custodian at the beginning.

Scooter is there. I don’t know what he does but he’s there. Crazy Harry blows something up also.

The one human actor is Willem Dafoe, who plays the Minotaur. He wears a black bodysuit that only leaves his face visible and all he does is perform a horrible little dance every time a character alludes to the Minotaur. He never interacts with anyone or says anything at all.