How to have fun with fuckpigs.
I see lists like this that aren’t actually viable and find them so annoying and lacking real imagination.
Fantasies can have a time and place and I prefer to stay closer to things that can be an actual reality.
These are all things I would legitimately hate and wouldn’t blame my owner for doing to me because we both know I deserve nothing more and he enjoys torturing me and I want so desperately to entertain him and to earn his cum, whatever it takes.
I’m privileged that my owner already does some of these things as they are very helpful in keeping me in my place beneath him where I belong. Even though it’s hard to enjoy them, being able to demonstrate my devotion always feels good.
1. Ask it questions like, you know you’re stupid right? You know you’re ugly, yes? You do know that you’re worthless and nobody cares is you live or die?
2. Compare it to other cunts you fuck or see and make sure to keep it feeling insecure… my cunt’s cunt in so much tighter than yours pig, I love fucking her cunt… her cunt taste so good, I’d never put my mouth on your disgusting gash… my cunt actually knows how to use her mouth, yours is just good for fucking.
3. The first thing you do when you see your pig is spit on it’s face… the last thing you do before leaving is spit on it’s face.
4. Never call your pig by it’s name. Don’t call it her or she either. It’s a thing, property, not a person.
5. Ask your pig to tell you what it’s good for. Slap it for every wrong answer. Slap it for every correct answer. Pigs are only good for abuse and that’s about it.
6. Piss on and in your pig as much as possible.
7. Make your pig piss outside as much as possible. Or in a bowl. Or on the floor… if it uses a toilet it gets punished.
8. A pig’s tits should always be bruised. If they’re not bruised your pig should be beat for that.
8. Get one of your other cunts and fuck her in front of your pig. Tell the cunt how good she feels and how pretty she is and how much happier you are to be fucking her than a dumb pig. Cum in or on the cunt and make your pig beg to clean it up. It’d probably be extra humiliating to deny it that pleasure.
9. After spitting on your pig make sure to always have it kiss your boots and feet. Your pig is stupid and always needs reminding it’s beneath you.
10. Make your pig beg for the things it doesn’t want. Make it beg NOT to cum. Make it beg for you to abuse it more when it’s at it’s limit. Make it beg for your cum in it’s eye. Make it beg for you to call it names. Make it beg for humiliation.
11. Whenever it says it’s thirsty or hungry always make it drink and eat out of a bowl or off the floor. It should always have to be wearing it’s snout when eating.
12. Have it rub it’s cunt on inappropriate objects trying to get off while you laugh at it and contemplate out loud disposing of it because it’s so disgusting.
13. Make fun of your pig for how wet it gets from the abuse it receives. Let it know it is it’s own fault it gets treated this way.
14. Ask your pig to tell you what it needs for itself and then make sure to never give it that.
15. Find out what your pig hates and do that. It hates anal make it anal only. It hates having it’s picture taken, do that. It hates verbalizing, make sure it does that. If it likes something you do find a way to make it hate that thing.
16. When it’s broken and crying remind it that it has no other purpose. Ask it if it wants to be replaced and watch how desperate it gets. Then make fun of it even more.
17. When you’re bored make your pig jiggle it’s fat. Train it so that when you say, I’m bored, it automatically knows what to do. Don’t even pay attention to it (too ugly to look at) just make it do it.
18. Inspect it and critique it. Or worse make it point out it’s flaws to you. Head to toe. Make tally marks on it’s fat gut for each flaw and whip it that number of times.
19. Get some treats you know will motivate the fat pig and make it do tricks like a dog. Then pervert the tricks… make it lick your ass… etc.
20. When you’re together make it suck a dildo whenever your cock isn’t in it’s mouth.
21. Suffocate or drown the pig… push it as far as possible then tell it you’re disappointed in it for not suffocating/drowning for you… really drive it in how worthless it is for not being able to please you, that you don’t think it’s worth your time any longer, kick it’s cunt, spit on it and walk away.
22. Use your pig to entertain other people. The more people who laugh at it the better.
23. Pick a snack or food the pig really loves… get the pig really excited for it and then cum on it for the pig to eat.
24. Find out your pigs insecurities, use them against it. Maybe if it was better at it’s job it wouldn’t be laying in a puddle of your piss. Maybe if it wasn’t such an idiot it’d have friends to be with instead of licking your asshole so desperately. Maybe if it was a better mother it wouldn’t be on it’s knees begging for cock in it’s ass. Nothing is off limits, make it as personal as possible.
25. If it’s in the middle of talking tell it to shut up.
26. While you’re driving or just sitting around relaxing make it keep it’s mouth open. No swallowing, then punish it for the mess of drool.
27. Tell the pig, if you really wanted to please me you’d take my fist to your fat gut without crying about, ‘I can’t, I can’t’. Then watch it cry and laugh at it.
28. Make sure it is thinking about you especially when you have more important things to do than to pay it any attention. A pig needs to be ignored to keep it in it’s place because the one thing a pig thrives off of is your attention. Can’t have a pig thriving.
29. Each day have the pig write something awful about itself on it’s body. Sometimes tell it what to write, sometimes make it decide. Make it show you and then ask it why it’d write that.
30. Edge the pig. For hours. No orgasm, no relief.
31. Randomly ask or check to make sure your pig’s gash is wet. If not punish it until it’s gets wet.
32. Tell it you’d rather fuck skinnier pretty cunts but they take too much time and effort and it’s holes are so easy because it’s so desperate, why not, you think laughing at it is fun.
33. Tell it you’d rather fuck fatter prettier cunts… the ones that are soft and sexy and fleshy and round. They’re much more interesting and actually have self respect… it’s just old and saggy, gross, and stupid.
34. Ask it how many cocks it’s sucked and fucked recently then make fun of it, no matter what the answer is.
35. Make it confess it’s filthiest fantasies and then use them against it. Tell it how you told other people and how they reacted in disgust.
36. Have it hold and carry things for you with it’s mouth. Your keys, an implement of torture, it’s bowl, a rock.
37. Feed it cum covered food in a bowl on the ground tell it is because you want to make it fatter. You want to see it’s tits get bigger so they’re more fun to punch. Don’t forget the snout if it’s eating!
38. Tell the pig if it really wants to please you it’ll not eat and suffer for you so that it won’t be so fat and ugly, that you’re tired of the way it’s belly hangs.
39. Let others use it but only if they promise not to be nice. How it feels doesn’t matter. It’s already ruined, it won’t make a difference. Make sure it knows that.
40. Make it bleed for you. Carve PIG into it’s skin so it can’t escape it and pretend it’s normal when not with you.
41. Make it confess it’s love and devotion, pretend to be nice for a moment, like it’s in a safe place. Then laugh and make fun of it, who could ever care for, want, or need such a disgusting thing.
42. When you finally tire of the stupid pig and never want to see it again take a shit on it’s chest, kick it in the cunt and walk away forever.
