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the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

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Banshee - CAPRICORN

Banshee mythology began centuries ago in the Celtic isles of Ireland, Scotland, and Great Britain. Primarily known now as an Irish fairy creature, the Banshee legend has been passed down through generations due to its consistent haunting quality. A banshee is a ghostly woman whose high pitched screams prophesy the death of someone soon to come. These ghostly screams are almost always heard at night and are said to sound like a blend between a woman’s scream and a night creature’s wail. It is said that if you hear the wail of a banshee then someone close to you, or possibly yourself, will soon meet their end.

There is an ancient Irish tradition called “keening” where a woman will wail following a person’s death. Keeners, as they are called, were often in demand, and people would even hire the best keeners to wail for their loved ones. This leads us to wonder if the banshee, also known as “the wailing woman”, could be a ghost of a great keener. The difference being that keening happens after the death of a person while the banshee’s cry happens before the death of a person. Therefore hearing a banshee’s wail means that someone close to you will die very soon.

There isn’t a lot of detail about banshees in Celtic mythology, mostly because it is rare for anyone to actually see one. The vast majority of what we know about these mythical creatures come from what they sound like, not what they look like. Those who have seen a banshee usually describe them as a thin, old woman wearing a traditional burial robe (typically given to those people with no family or religious identification) which is often torn and tattered. They have wild, uncombed hair and wrinkled skin. Banshees appear in non-corporeal form (they have no physical body), and their ghostly visages can float several feet above ground and pass through solid objects.

There is an old Irish legend that states that if you find a comb, particularly a silver one, never to pick it up, for it is probably the property of a banshee (or sometimes a mermaid). Another legend said that only certain families were targets of the banshee, but this has been displaced as members of these families moved on and married into other families. Technically the banshee is considered to be part of the Fae (fairies) family, though banshees are not actually fairies. The term fairy is used commonly in old Irish myths to describe supernatural, yet human-like figures. In modern definitions though, the banshee is its own creature with some ties to the fairy world.

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VIRGO addiction - Alcohol

Alcohol addiction, also known as alcoholism, is a disease that affects people of all walks of life. Experts have tried to pinpoint factors like genetics, sex, race, or socioeconomics that may predispose someone to alcohol addiction. But it has no single cause. Psychological, genetic, and behavioral factors can all contribute to having the disease.

It’s important to note that alcoholism is a real disease. It can cause changes to the brain and neurochemistry, so a person with an alcohol addiction may not be able to control their actions.

Alcohol addiction can show itself in a variety of ways. The severity of the disease, how often someone drinks, and the alcohol they consume varies from person to person. Some people drink heavily all day, while others binge drink and then stay sober for a while.

Regardless of how the addiction looks, someone typically has an alcohol addiction if they heavily rely on drinking and can’t stay sober for an extended period of time.

Treating alcohol addiction can be complex and challenging. In order for treatment to work, the person with an alcohol addiction must want to get sober. You can’t force them to stop drinking if they aren’t ready. Success depends on the person’s desire to get better.

The recovery process for alcoholism is a lifetime commitment. There isn’t a quick fix and it involves daily care. For this reason, many people say alcohol addiction is never “cured.”

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GEMINI addiction - Nicotine

The harmful effects of smoking extend far beyond the smoker. Exposure to secondhand smoke can cause serious diseases and death. Cigarettes and other forms of tobacco—including cigars, pipe tobacco, snuff, and chewing tobacco—contain the addictive drug nicotine. Nicotine is readily absorbed into the bloodstream when a tobacco product is chewed, inhaled, or smoked.

Upon entering the bloodstream, nicotine immediately stimulates the adrenal glands to release the hormone epinephrine (adrenaline). Epinephrine stimulates the central nervous system and increases blood pressure, respiration, and heart rate. Similar to other addictive drugs like cocaine and heroin, nicotine increases levels of the neurotransmitter dopamine, which affects the brain pathways that control reward and pleasure. For many tobacco users, long-term brain changes induced by continued nicotine exposure result in addiction—a condition of compulsive drug seeking and use, even in the face of negative consequences. Studies suggest that additional compounds in tobacco smoke, such as acetaldehyde, may enhance nicotine’s effects on the brain.

When an addicted user tries to quit, he or she experiences withdrawal symptoms including irritability, attention difficulties, sleep disturbances, increased appetite, and powerful cravings for tobacco. Treatments can help smokers manage these symptoms and improve the likelihood of successfully quitting.

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TAURUS addiction - Food

The idea that a person can be addicted to food has recently gained increasing support. That comes from brain imaging and other studies of the effects of compulsive overeating on pleasure centers in the brain.

Like addictive drugs, highly palatable foods trigger feel-good brainchemicals such as dopamine. Once people experience pleasure associated with increased dopamine transmission in the brain’s reward pathway from eating certain foods, they quickly feel the need to eat again.

The reward signals from highly palatable foods may override other signals of fullness and satisfaction. As a result, people keep eating, even when they’re not hungry. Compulsive overeating is a type of behavioral addiction meaning that someone can become preoccupied with a behavior (such as eating, or gambling, or shopping) that triggers intense pleasure. People with food addictions lose control over their eating behavior and find themselves spending excessive amounts of time involved with food and overeating, or anticipating the emotional effects of compulsive overeating.

People who are addicted to food will continue to eat despite negative consequences, such as weight gain or damaged relationships. And like people who are addicted to drugs or gambling, people who are addicted to food will have trouble stopping their behavior, even if they want to or have tried many times to cut back.

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Demon - ARIES

In many ancient cultures, the word “demon” didn’t necessarily have the evil connotations that it has today. It simply meant that the being was of a spiritual nature rather than a mortal. Most of the ancient gods of myth were considered demons at some point. It wasn’t until Catholicism came into power that we get the same interpretation that we have today.

The words “Demon” and “Demonic” in modern terminology have a direct connotation with evil. The Devil himself is considered to be a demon - a spirit who in modern mythology seeks to consume or command the souls of mortals. But the term “demon” is often generalized as meaning “evil spirits”, becoming less and less specific the more they become generically “evil”. I wouldn’t consider every ill-intentioned spirit to be a demon. An angry spirit who has yet to move on, for example, isn’t necessarily a demon, even if they cause trouble or are, in fact, evil. Demons are of a higher-ranking nature. They have the power to cross over and affect our plane of existence, if only for a little while at a time. They are very, very powerful and potentially dangerous beings.

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Basilisk - SCORPIO

Basilisk mythology describes this “king of serpents” as a reptilian creature with sometimes rooster-like qualities who is famous for its ability to kill with a single glance. Like its bird-lizard cousin, the Cockatrice, basilisks are said to be born from a union of serpents and roosters.

Pliny the Elder pretty much creates basilisk mythology altogether in his work “Natural History” from 79 A.D. He describes a “serpent called the basilisk” of which “all who behold its eyes, fall dead upon the spot”.

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Luna Lovegood - AQUARIUS

an extremely quirky girl with a serene disposition and many eccentric beliefs and qualities

nonconformist; she lacked self-consciousness and was not afraid to show who she truly was

intelligent and unusually perceptive

her demeanour and voice were often distant and dreamy

uncanny way of making others uncomfortable by being bluntly honest

unflappable and rarely seemed anxious or under stress

good at comforting others

the subject of ridicule and had difficulty making friends

nonjudgmental and accepting of the others around her

enjoyed artistic pursuits in her free time

loyal to the few friends she had

admirable bravery

inclination towards superstition

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The Signs as Verbs

ARIES: “I act”

TAURUS: “I love”

GEMINI: “I think”

CANCER: “I feel”

LEO: “I am”

VIRGO: “I heal”

LIBRA: “I balance”

SCORPIO: “I empower”

SAGITTARIUS: “I grow”

CAPRICORN: “I achieve”

AQUARIUS: “I evolve”

PISCES: “I dream”

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