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My wife's name is Suzi, we have a boy named Matthew and a little girl on the way. I like watching horror movies, making horror movies, and talking about horror movies. I also enjoy pretending I can speak Spanish and eating tacos. I have horrible grammar so be ready for that, I guess.

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im so fucking done with this place. we are saving our money and getting the fuck out.

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So i baught new body wash and shampoo cause david took mine. and guess who started using my body wash. Come on!

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so suzi's brother took my shampoo and sandals, sorry shit like that bothers me

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YESTERDAY SUZI MOM ACTUALLY TRIED TO TELL US WHO CAN AND CANNOT BABYSIT OUR KIDS.

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suzi's mom is obsessed with making my son look like her husband....needless to say it pisses me off and is quite annoying.

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me: Ellie just fell asleep suzi mom* let me be as loud as fucking possible putting dishes away*......every time too!!

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FUCKING ANNOYING ASS BULLSHIT. ( if you know me you know why I say this)

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yay now she's comparing him to her husband and suzi sister, I love to hear how much he "isnt" like me

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I really HATE when my mother-in-law talks to me like she knows my son better than me.

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whats up

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Grub hub I love you

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Ellie being funny

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I love you suzi

Suzi I love you, sorry about the last couple days. Suzi I just want you to know that you're beautiful and I'm the luckiest to have you. I'm really proud of you for going to school. Even when times are hard and we fight. Just know I still love you. Each day my love grows for you and glad it grows with you. I love you

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I'm stealing the question Anna asked me... "What did you think when you first boned Suzi?"

Haha. I was nervous. She came over and was laying on top of me and asked what do you want to do (wanting my first answer to be her) I said "we could watch a movie" suzi "or?" Me "we could hang out"Suzi"or"Me "you" I was kind if embarrassed mostly because my weight and still over the fact she wanted to do it with me. It was awesome but I was too nervous the first time i I didn't finish. She did. I was so nervous in fact I took how you say boner pills before she came over haha. Luckily I gotta second chance that weekend and boy it was crazy.

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