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I'd made this story in order to give my oc's an in story version of MLP to reference back to.. and even just something to use often and put in my fanfics.. I really love in world shows, and in world movies, games, items etc. etc. and then well- This really got out of hand from what I really wanted.. I'm still having fun with it though so.. I thought I'd just put my endless rambling and notes here.

DNI: (Follow your own if I'm not a fan of you I'll just block) Also MDNI - Idk if I'm adding gore to this story yet but I might guys. Links and other content: (Shameless Self Plug)

Carrd (Commissions) - https://pastripastri.carrd.co Other Tumblr- https://www.tumblr.com/pastripastri BluSky - There's nothing there as of right now Patreon - making it to add long form content of the speedpaints there.. (DW it'll be free, just not the NSFW stuff..) (I'm gonna put the pony gore on a high shelf- no babies allowed)

Lastly please have fun and don't take this all to seriously at the end of the day it's just some freak oc au with a bunch of ocs running around... basically"We have MLP at home."

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I honestly have so much stuff from my journals to post that I have no idea what to condense it into to talk about.. It's honestly just a bunch of mad scribbles and frantic writings …. (Not to be quirky) but it's more vibes than anything coherent… I do know I wanted the setting to have more of a G3 MLP and G3.5 vibe to it whilst keeping the heavy world building like MLP G4.

Characters are still based off the others- but their not the same characters I'll say that immediately… Like you'll see one and go.. "Oh yeah fo-sho that's twilight.." but then she'll turn around and do something that Twilight would never do… Because she's Twilight inspired it's okay new pony content.

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Guys actually writing the plot is taking me thirty years- do you guys just want me to yap about the world building while I work on the main story (I really love world building...)

NO? Okay anyway lemme start- with the magic system because it's the MOST important part of all of this. Basically the magic system is called the magic cycle.. and stars Magic is like life force/your pony core being/Mana .. and when you use magic or kick the bucket the magic goes back out into the cycle.. Ponies are constantly taking in magic or giving off magic in things they do.. + having dreams + developing a skill + eating food with magic in it. (wah.. I'm trying so hard not to spoil the story and tell you the plot twists.. Feeling like a 2026 horror movie trailer.) anyway... It's actually a myth that unicorns are born naturally within Ponia.. there needs to be a high excess of magic within the magic cycle for a unicorn to be naturally born... (as to help all the ponies around them) This is the same for Alicorns.. if there is a MASSIVE- amount of magic left in the magic cycle,(maybe after a war...) then an Alicorn can be naturally born... The ponies don't know this though.. I do need to stress that fact. They have no idea because it is mostly based on genetics... Pegasi + Pegasi + Star = Pegasi.. you get the pasta I'm putting down.. More importantly- The less magic is in the magic cycle means the less stars or weaker stars... High Magic = Lot's of stars and lots of big stars with strong magic (I.E unicorns and maybe even alicorn) Low Magic = Lot's of stars but they'll all be weaker in magic (I.E earth ponies and maybe even a few pegasi..) Why do these horses need stars if their like.. just mammals and making babies is natural? - Magic. your pooling magic together from yourself to make this baby.. basically your life force is taken away for this... So it's very helpful to have an excess of magic around.

Note: Pegasi are the ones who usually collect all the stars to disperse them from the church.. Note: The church also takes star donations from ponies who caught some but aren't going to be having any children (sort of like adoption)

#have to remember that this is only canon until I say it's not #like I have so much trouble with keeping things set in stone #specifically because I keep getting so many good ideas...#also it's hard telling you so little so the story can continue...#mlp au #mlp #mlp g4 #mlp gen 4 #mlp fanfic writing #horse talks.#mlp ask blog #pretty pretty pegasus tm <3

Let's talk about the Royal Horses...

I think Luna, Sunset and Starlight should help rule equestia... Celestia get out of here.. we have the council of friendship now go away. (Starlight haters leave now or argue with the wall I want to speculate) Also the school of friendship is dumb and probably specist but we all knew that I'll talk about that later. Anyway... Twilight will deal with all the delegating, Sunset will be our new sun raiser and maybe even a diplomacy candidate, and Starlight will be in charge of magic and maybe make an institution for magic and schooling there (Move Starswirl get out.)

I'm thinking that maybe titles could be passed on and that's how the monarchy works... This is the second generation princess of the sun if that makes sense... Also if Twilight's the princess of Friendship - Starlight's going to be the princess of Magic. That's just how the cookie crumbles I fear.... Also if Twilight can lift the sun and moon with just a little artifact until she's strong enough Sunset can just do that until she learns how to do it .. I'm not suggesting she's going to just snatch up Celestia's talent .. more so just figure out how to do it in her own special way... maybe we even bring the wands (G1? G3? I forgor) back as staffs.. I always loved the idea of a princess being like a sort of conduit and maybe five other unicorns give them extra power like a lazer beam.. (similar to Twilight and the elements but I want more princess lazer beams please.) She could just have five ponies who help her raise the sun. (until she eats enough cake to get big like celestia and become a horse.) Luna would basically just do the say thing but I'm thinking she'd have more time to do other things with more ponies around to take care of everything else... Even maybe she could have her own class of students/cutiemarked ponies who just help her with all her dream duties so she's not horribly tired and can enjoy her existence.. (I JUST WANT BETTER FOR HER OKAY?????? IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK)

anyway this is fun to think about- feel free to snatch this idea up but if you write anything please tag me so I can read it :3

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Let's talk about the Royal Horses... Can we talk about how Luna actively never catches a break? and Celestia is either astoundingly negligent or just straight up likes watching her in uncomfortable situations/does not care for her own benefit? That might seem like a lot but- Nightmare night- she doesn't tell Luna no one uses the royal 'we' before leaving.. Guys we could say, hey... she forgot... But no- hasn't Luna been living in the castle all the time before that? Presumably shouting at guards with Celestia just letting her? The guards won't say anything that's their princess- it's up to Celestia to update her on I DUNNO - THE 1 THOUSAND MOONS SHE MISSED? (Speaking of which how does the equestrian calendar actually work- I need to know for my au, I need make my own time system-) 2. Why did celestia let the ponies make a holiday that demonizes Luna in the first place.. I would not have let that shit slide if I was sooooo sad my sister became evil.. (HUH?) I would have put a stop to that immediately. Then Celestia let her go out and celebrate "her holiday" the holiday that paints her as evil incarnate.. as the very first meeting again with the ponyville citizens.. Luna probably thought, oh a small town - I'll try my best to be proper but it's no biggie.. just a small town :)

While Celestia gave her a big fuck you with- no fingers (she has no fingers guys) (How do ponies make rude gestures??) Anyway - I would be pissed if I was Luna and instead of getting a choice (This is really the writers being writers but I blame Celestia)... of getting a chance at ruling my own country finally - I just.. have to retire because Celestia's student is here now woop dee doo.. What? Not even rule WITH Luna just get out of here???? wow. Before you like "Well Lunas tired anyway-"... Twilights about to be tired dealing with the demanding ponies in the day and the going to give advise to all the ponies having nightmares with barely any sleep.. if she's meant to do both- maybe I should talk about this.

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I HAVE TO MAKE A CONFESSION .. I hate.. 4

...I have a confession to make. I... hate Rainbow dash.. The Rainbow dash lovers will crucify me for this one.. but... ION CARE SHE SUCKS? SHE SUCKS?

every episode I watched from season 1 - the later seasons I expected her to get better but she just sucked or even got worse? can we talk about how she is not naturally loyal she really has to think about it? HMMM.. Evil shadowbolts my life-long dream vs my new friends who I met five hours ago.. (Okay that's fine)

Helping my friends I've known for months in this new similar situation where I will gain something- Kinda tough idk (WHAT?) Also the fact she - not only, is openly rude to her friends with her brashness.. She also just has decided nothing else really matters unless she thinks it's cool. I think that's pretentious.. I think that's ego-tistical even....

"Yeah I'm the trope of the ego-driven jock who only cares about their future athletic career and everything I do revolves around me and how it can benefit me." ... Okay where's the lovable part... ? "and if your a girl who likes girl hobbies I think you suck-" WHERE'S THE LOVABLE PART?... It's not that I don't get what people like about her.. they love the confidence-they love that she's.. kind of an idiot muscle head.. but all I can see is that she's rude, constantly calling anything her friends want to do boring.. everything revolves around her... I don't like people like that their annoying. She's annoying.. I am one of those people who think she and applejack should be switched because applejack is loyal to her family and Rainbow dash is honest to the point where people tell her to SHUT. YOUR MOUTH. like she can't keep it in. "I think it could be 20% cooler" SHUT UP. SHUT-.. Also how do you manage to trade your childhood friend away for a daring do book.. "Horse that was for the plot" SHHH we are scroll deep in this rant- I am taking the horse show at face value... Be real I'm not trading Flutters for a book?... where's the loyalty in that. Okay I'm gonna split this in 2 I'm not done.-

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Okay lemme just say and be annoying for a second... to talk about TF2 actually.. Scout is not Rainbow dash.. mm mm - no. "What? but they are both egotistical meat heads who are nothing but balls of energy and brash personality!!!" I hear you typing ... No. Also Scout is Fluttershy. What? Why? 1. I will not explain get bent scorched earth- Scout is Fluttershy bye.

Actually I will explain I lied. The thing about Rainbow dash- for me as previously stated is she's the

"Yeah I'm the trope of the ego-driven jock who only cares about their future athletic career and everything I do revolves around me and how it can benefit me." Right? Scout's not that- yes he's ego driven and something of an athletic personality bur he doesn't revolve that completely around himself. He values his team and being valuable to his team and these people he's friends with. His usual boasts are "Yeah I'm MVP" (which is definitely just the FPS talking BUT SHHH LET ME HAVE MY CHARACTERIZATION). which means he thinks the most valuable thing- and what makes him best is how well he works with or FOR everyone else. Also he really cares about these stupid people he surrounds himself with and anyone he perceives as his close knit circle of friends.. What does this have to do with Fluttershy? Simply put- Fluttershy is very much willing to sacrifice her time, her comfort and even her emotions just to make the people she cares about feel a SMIDGE of happiness.. (Someone get angel bunny before I get to him because I will make a rabbit foot keychain.) Fluttershy also is terrified... but does things anyway- Who does that- Scout. ... he screams like little baby. But he still does it. He's still willing to help. Maybe piss his pants a bout it but he'll do it. "But he's not a doormat who needs to learn that his kindness shouldn't be taken for granted- he's actually a little shit and I hate him" Valid argument. I raise you this- Repressed emotions and not being able to openly care about your friends because you are a boy and that's gay for 500 (Horsepardy..) He's not a doormat no but he can't be soft and sweet- what are you a - (insert classic slur reprised from I forgot what era of time but don't go off) Anyway I couldn't find my meme.. Here have this horrible thing I found instead.. Also feel free to debate this in the comments but I will not listen.

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Okay so I sat up last night annotating and compiling my oc character profiles for this au and here.. I made myself a relationship or "Friendship chart" to measure how close each of the characters are in this friend group.. I still have to come up with some dynamics (The blue)... The yellow lines are the done ones and the red ones are all their relationship with the princess (because it shapes their views /values etc..)

Some of them have whole mini groups and some of them have little duos within the group but I need to label just how close everyone is with eachother still (acquaintance to, friends to close friends) ... Though they do have to be at least surface level friends for the magic to work I think .3.

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.>. I wanna yap but I don't wanna spoil the plot of my fic guys what do I do...

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I forgot what their name was but this mlp au remake of cupcakes was on Tapas.. I can't remember by who but I'll find the link soon for you- It's not finished but I love it so far I LOVE IT I LOVE :)

Rainbow Dash gets so messed up in this au smh... drink another glass of cider in her stead.. (ion know I bet she wants some rn)

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Giver u a banana

Sweet!!-

#I forgot I'm allergic to bananas...#was very tasty though :3 #mlp #horse talks.

Day 2 of not touching my horse fic even though I have three options.. the weight of not touching my fic is making it hard to draw.. fuck my stupid baka life. (I can still write though, finna keep scribbling yo.)

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I HAVE TO MAKE A CONFESSION .. I hate.. 5

...I have a confession to make. I... hate Rainbow dash.. The Rainbow dash lovers will crucify me for this second post... but... I will say.. when we got to the point in that one episode where Rainbow dash was caught at the spa and she was very embarrassed about being "proper and pampered".. I was like spongebob grinning at squidward "you like being pretty don't you Rainbow?" and kicking my feet!.. because.. She had to learn that cheerleading is important and not just a side thing no one watches.. (side eye) She had to learn that Rarity does things in a way she doesn't understand but she can still be friends with her even if she thinks she's "extra" for doing it.. and she never stops calling things "girly" etc. BUT she acknowleges her friend fluttershy and adapts to her in some episodes.. where she's like "oh yelling at you won't work lemme use active encouragement"... yesss... yessss... character development crumbs.. mm delicious.

I was so ready for her only development to be "I acheived my dreams".. but did you become a better horse to the horses around you in the pony show??? did you actively learn friendship in the fun friend fantastically friendly-filly friendathon?????? NO. No you didn't- no way jose... I was watching you. I say this all to say... Rainbow dash was written with heavy misogyny built into her because of her tom-boy claims.. and in a show for girls it really just surfaced as internalized misogyny because if you put it all together she doesn't want to be associated with the idea of being a girl. being "girly..".. It was very 2000's and the "tom-boy not like other girls" were everywhere but why here? in the "girl show for girls"... When I realized this I actively realized why I didn't like her.. She wouldn't make any meaningful connections with the other girls because she would keep them at arms length to not seem girly (which she'd soften on) and.. when I saw the spa scene I was like... MORE OF THIS PLEASE we can recontextualize it into her healing from that internalized misogyny because she has friends who love herrrrrrr (yes please??).. She can be girly and feel safe to be a girly girl at times while being an athlete..

I feel like we need that message in media a lot more..

So basically I'm just going to take her and rewrite her - yep gimme-

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I HAVE TO MAKE A CONFESSION .. I hate.. 4

...I have a confession to make. I... hate Rainbow dash.. The Rainbow dash lovers will crucify me for this one.. but... ION CARE SHE SUCKS? SHE SUCKS?

every episode I watched from season 1 - the later seasons I expected her to get better but she just sucked or even got worse? can we talk about how she is not naturally loyal she really has to think about it? HMMM.. Evil shadowbolts my life-long dream vs my new friends who I met five hours ago.. (Okay that's fine)

Helping my friends I've known for months in this new similar situation where I will gain something- Kinda tough idk (WHAT?) Also the fact she - not only, is openly rude to her friends with her brashness.. She also just has decided nothing else really matters unless she thinks it's cool. I think that's pretentious.. I think that's ego-tistical even....

"Yeah I'm the trope of the ego-driven jock who only cares about their future athletic career and everything I do revolves around me and how it can benefit me." ... Okay where's the lovable part... ? "and if your a girl who likes girl hobbies I think you suck-" WHERE'S THE LOVABLE PART?... It's not that I don't get what people like about her.. they love the confidence-they love that she's.. kind of an idiot muscle head.. but all I can see is that she's rude, constantly calling anything her friends want to do boring.. everything revolves around her... I don't like people like that their annoying. She's annoying.. I am one of those people who think she and applejack should be switched because applejack is loyal to her family and Rainbow dash is honest to the point where people tell her to SHUT. YOUR MOUTH. like she can't keep it in. "I think it could be 20% cooler" SHUT UP. SHUT-.. Also how do you manage to trade your childhood friend away for a daring do book.. "Horse that was for the plot" SHHH we are scroll deep in this rant- I am taking the horse show at face value... Be real I'm not trading Flutters for a book?... where's the loyalty in that. Okay I'm gonna split this in 2 I'm not done.-

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Guys guess whose actively about to start writing my fic after writing an entire timeline, implimenting magic rules (I cut it down by a lot with one rule to stay by consistently) and now I'm finally gonna start.... (I never start anything mind you this is a less serious fic as a warm up for my warm up fic... I have no faith in my writing guys help-)

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Guess who actually finished planning the ending of another fic... (I'm not a writer at this point I'm just a planner .w. ha.) - Now I don't know what to start on because I have 3 projects that are basically ready to start on ??... ... I also wanna make art for them too.. this is not a "OOoOOooOo my lobsters to rich and buttery and my steak is TooOOoo juicy and tender"... guys I'm gonna get stuck in writer block hell if I don't pick one... someone make decisions for me ./.

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I HAVE TO MAKE A CONFESSION .. I hate.. 3

I have to confess.. I.. am a twilight hater. Yes I know tomato tomato tomato. but- It actually turned around... Wha??? CHARACTER GROWTH ON MY PART? who would have thunk?? hold your horses. (pun intended).. I don't like Twilight now because of her succession in the story or even her changing as the series went on.. NO! I actually hated it more... She stopped even trying to be "Oh no I'm book horse who only knows book" and because this.. princess figure. becoming princess is the personality death of us all according to the writers... (we should make a fic about this.. ooo OOOOO- IMAGINE being immortal and only being idolized for existing and being trapped in the mirror image of Celestia.. oo what if it was Twilight x Luna.. ooo... what if aromantic ship? OKAY OKAY lemme stop) now.. now.. I actually didn't like later seasons twilight she's really just been made into tiny celestia.. minilestia if you will.. so that made earlier season Twilight more appealing to me. In other ways - for narrative purposes (in my fic :)) In my infection au fic, to whom I will not name.. She actively is the reason why the infection happens and hides it from her friends.. (Not new) but this gave me a more... interesting perspective on Twilight being maybe controlling and self sheltering because.. what if she's just still a shit friend Idk? I like that- that horrible flaw that she's selfish enough and a coward to save herself over others.. and there is ample reason not to like her.. and I grew to like her more the more I planned.. everyone wants to see twilight as a wet cat upstairs falling girl failure..

but she's not. she's not even socially stunted she actively does not like people. she can command a crowd and is not shy or lacking confidence- the only time she's shy is because she's worried about showing off.. This is about how she is seen as a person. she has self worth. She's the main horse on the dance floor in that drab dress no one likes but her ... DANCING. (The episode with Rarity lying to her friends about the garden party..).. She dances in equestria girls ON ALL FOURS. (you could not threaten me with anything to get me to do that.. we salute you therians /j) She's the most confident one in the group by far - unless it comes to talent which she knows she should be critical of (good trait.) That's exactly why the whole.. "Oh I'm socially inept book horse" did not work for me. No your not - you just don't like people. and that's okay... but this flaw- if they made her a coward, to stand up to responsibilities on things regarding her imperfection (she's a perfectionist, already stated).. that would have made it interesting for me. It sounds a little self-centered to say "I made her better" I did not I really just added one flaw and started clapping my hands like a seal because I could see why my friends even liked her.. Now for my next horse... I could never understand a Rainbowdash apologist.

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I HAVE TO MAKE A CONFESSION .. I hate.. 2

I have to confess.. I.. am a twilight hater Yes I know tomato tomato tomato. but growing up I wasn't putting myself in place of her - so this is the second part of my mega tangent...

anyway.. on top of my last rant- the fact she basically took credit for all her friends friendship problems and sent them off as documented reports to Celestia- Freaked out on her friends and put them in danger that friendship problem episode with the "smartypants" doll…

as well as her alwaysjust shoving herself into places and taking over things because she was going to "do it better".. just rubbed me wrong (She's the main character you say? yeah well I didn't like her?) Mayor mare do your job - Amethyst starr I'm sorry the nepo baby noble stole your job. (It was offhandedly said but Amethyst used to organize everything before Twilight)

That's also what… made me not like her- she's supposed to be the socially awkward loser who needs friends to be successful but. She has a loving family, she has nobility status due to living in canterlot, being the protege and friend of the princess, her brother is married to a princess (THAT BABY-SITTED HER)… she would have had a wonderful life despite any of this..

It did not make me feel connected to her at all. what? the girl who has everything ? I'm supposed to connect and be her? what? .. and she basically doesn't like the pony I relate to alot.. hm.. okay. and don't get me started on how every time they become "friends" with a villian she actively doesn't actually treat them like a friend.

Discord- we know he's only friends with fluttershy Starlight- She makes her a student and just dumps her in the castle (it was nice that she didn't leave her homeless like trixie but bro.. you are not her friend?) Also the power dynamic is off... (we'll get into that another time) Sunset- she's actively there to fix problems not be friends with her - (" shes busy"). Invite her back to canterlot to chill- reconcile with Celestia normally. No? ...okay then It really seems to me she only bothered to maintain the relationships of value to equestria and Celestia... nothing else. Everyone else has friends outside of the group. Not Twilight? not that I remember.. hmmmmmmmm.... Seems like the princess of friendship is not friendshipping???

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Guys .... creepypasta my horse??? I was gonna make this about Rarity but switched it to Fluttershy last minute and redrew it.. .3.

I feel like I should have added lace to Flutters' vest like a floral lace pattern but I got tired.. She's so cutie patootie!- Everyone say hi Dr.Shy :3

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