A Collection Of Things That Amuse Me

I’m lonely, please talk to me.

[reikureii]

cozy house for hanging out

[mayor-joana]

cozy

[duskfawn]

Cozy vibes ☕️

[monyosmin]

let’s all go there

[turnaboutnerd]

WHAT?!?!

You mean to tell me Capcom was going to release Klavier Gavin, who is Apollo’s actual rival, from their basement to be a part of the main SOJ storyline and then they didn’t?!

We were robbed.

[softiesuggestion]

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[hoshisstuff]

Edgeworth: Just so you know, Wright, I am the lead prosecutor on this case.

Phoenix: What?! You?!

Edgeworth: Yes. It appears we’ll be standing on opposite ends of the battlefield this time around.

Phoenix: (So I’ll be up against Edgeworth tomorrow...)

Edgeworth: I always prosecute to the utmost of my abilities, regardless of who I’m up against.

Edgeworth: And I’m warning you, Wright. I won’t hold back, not for you or anyone else.

Phoenix: (Thanks for the warning, Your Rightesousness.)

(Note to self: add “Your Righteousness” to the list of names Phoenix calls Edgeworth, along with “Sir” and “Daddy.”)

[hoshisstuff]

Edgeworth: Already started your investigation, I see. I suppose I should praise your enthusiasm.

Phoenix: You don’t need to patronize me, Edgeworth...

Phoenix: Just because you’re chief prosecutor doesn’t make you better than me.

Edgeworth: But when I see a lawyer from some tiny, obscure office hard at work...

...it’s only natural that I should want to do my part to help the socially impoverished.

(I hope Larry still knows how to dial 911 after that burn.)

[hoshisstuff]

Edgeworth: So the suspect is claiming that she made a wish on that pendant...

...and was transported back in time.

Phoenix: Y-Yeah...

Edgeworth: Hah! Of all the ridiculous things in this world!

Edgeworth: and you actually believe this fantastic story of hers?

Phoenix: Umm... W-Well, I, uh...

Edgeworth: Hmph. You should drop this case if you can’t bring yourself to believe in your own client’s words.

Edgeworth: Not that I can blame you for your skepticism, mind you.

Phoenix: Nnngh...

(Just business as usual for Phoenix.)

[slowquotesquill]

Simon Blackquill likes penguins. Noted

[thunderheadfred]

I seem to have plumbed the very depths of the WrightWorth well on AO3, and I'm not sure there's much of anything left (at least that holds my fancy) and I've been relying on that shit to maintain my sanity these last few weeks and uhhhhhhhhhhhhh *nervous laughter*

I NEED MY FIX

[hoshisstuff]

Me but with Klapollo. Please god someone write more Klapollo.

[paesthethyc]

Phoenix’s back is killing him ( ANIMATED ) by Paesthethyc (me!) audio by ProZD  …fucking Edgeworth.

[hoshisstuff]

Edgeworth: A flying wedding chapel... That’s a rather romantic venue, isn’t it?

Phoenix: Romantic? I never thought I’d hear THAT word come out of your mouth. Are you feeling okay there?

Edgeworth: What? Am I not allowed to think such a thing?

Phoenix: W-Wait. You’re not thinking about finally settling down and getting married, are you?

Edgeworth:

Why do you always have to jump to such extreme conclusions?

Edgeworth: For your information, I have no intention of doing such a thing... What about you, Wright?

Phoenix: No plans here for now, even if I wanted to...

Phoenix: (Well, at least I found out how Edgeworth feels about marriage. Not that it has anything to do with the case...)

[hoshisstuff]

Did you know that I am an attorney? Here is my badge.

[hoshisstuff]

???: Hmph. I see you haven’t changed a bit, Larry.

Phoenix: E-Edgeworth! I figured that car belonged to you.

Phoenix: But when did you become Maya’s chauffeur?

Edgeworth: Its nothing like that. I just happened to run into her en route, and picked her up.

Edgeworth: And by ‘run into her,’ I mean she jumped out in front of my car. I nearly ran her down.

Phoenix: (This is Miles Edgeworth.)

Phoenix: (He’s a friend of mine, and the district’s chief prosecutor. I heard he’s been busy lately...)

Phoenix: So what brings you here? Wait... Don’t tell me Larry called you up, too?

Edgeworth: He did. However, I have business of my own here at the crime scene.

[hoshisstuff]

*vroom*

Phoenix: Th-That red sports car!

Phoenix: Larry, don’t tell me you called...

Larry: You know it, buddy!

???: I trust you’ve been well, Wright?

Phoenix: !

Maya: Surprise! Now, admit it — that was a pretty good Mr. Edgeworth impression, wasn’t it?

Phoenix: M-Maya! What are you doing here?

Maya: Larry called me up!

(I love how Phoenix has become a stuttering mess at the thought of Edgeworth arriving.)

[leofemt]

phoenix: haha… i know you so well,,,,, my romance-averse best friend! you don’t like anyone enough to give them flowers! you have never been in love

edgeworth, slamming his fist down on the bar: nghoooo….. wright… you absolute buffoon……. you simpleminded moron