two.

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fc list drop cause y’all need to know

gen 2

vanessa hudgens (jalia darzi)

luke pasqualino (nasim darzi)

sarah hyland (quinn harrison)

poppy drayton (mia williams)

liam payne (james paulsen)

justin bieber (chase paulsen)

zendaya coleman (valerie smith)

asami zdrenka (josie mccoy)

ashton irwin (animal dali)

luke hemmings (noah de roux)

dove cameron (adeline dubois)

maia mitchell (olivia taylor)

hailee steinfeld (mackenzie goof)

dianna agron (ava rose fitzgerald)

tyler posey (tj detweiler)

emma watson (ivy de roux)

gen 3

stella hudgens (farah darzi)

danielle campbell (harper de roux)

zayn malik (hakim darzi)

tyler posey (alexandro paulsen)

barbara palvin (lennon de roux)

camila cabello (maria “mj” paulsen)

jhene aiko (kasarna rahadian)

max thieriot (axel de roux)

perrie edwards (willow dali)

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constellationborne:

             TJ, my dude, please find your chill. I don’t care all that much. We’ve been friends since elementary, I think our friendship can survive a year away from each other. I sure as hell hope so, at least. I’m good! Chicago was great.

          I’m just doing my art shit, you know how it goes. What have you been up to?

               Dude, what do you mean? I’m always chill. In fact, I’m cold. Freezing cold, like I’m made of fucking ice. How chill do you want me to be?

               Yeah, I do - but that’s awesome. I’m, uh, working with this non-profit...SACC. Met the guy who runs it through Project Scotland last year and now I’m like...fighting against terrorism and shit. Perfectly normal, you know. I got a new place, working over at the bank full time now... it’s been a wild year.

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constellationborne:

           Damn, Detweiler. Don’t think I heard from you more than once this past year. I was definitely feeling the love then too.

              Hey, listen. I wished you a Happy Birthday...and a Merry Christmas... Might have missed fucking...Easter, but I tried! Shit. But hey, we’re busy people. At least we’re talking now, right?

               How you been?

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constellationborne:

           Nice to know I can leave for a year abroad and come back to Scotland knowing not a damn thing has changed.

               Damn, Spinelli. Finally came back and you couldn’t even let a guy know? I feel the love, man. I feel the love.

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I’m done.

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from-the--middle--of-nowhere:

I’m glad you didn’t because what would I do then?  Obviously suspect it wasn’t really you or you were being held at gunpoint and forced to type it and then I would need to know why.  Why would they do this?  Why do these awful people care if I study?  And then because I don’t want to see you hurt I would actually go study and no one wants that.

I’m gonna have nightmares about it…

Ooh!  Okay!  Just cause Animal wants me to, though.  I know he likes me the most out of all of you.  What are you drinking?  You’re not getting whiskey mean on me?

Yeah, cause if I want you to succeed it obviously means I’m getting threatened with a gun. I see how it is, man. I see how your dad looks at me - he thinks I’m gonna bring you down and shit. I didn’t think you thought that too.

Whatever. Psh.

At least I make you have fun.

If Animal likes you more than I do than I’m gonna have to kick his ass, though. Sorry, dude.

Nah, I’m chillin. We got brewskis! And blunts. And some girly fucking wine Floyd bought cause it matched his hair. He’s gay.

[from-the--middle--of-nowher-blog]

I’m done.

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from-the--middle--of-nowhere:

I don’t want to be responsible anymore.  My brain hurts and I decided I’m totally okay with living under a bridge if it means I don’t have to learn trig.  Degrees are for suckas.

I tried to lecture you for a second on how you should finish your homework so you don’t have to worry about it tomorrow but...that’s not me. We both know that’s not me. I have flaws and I am very consistent in showing them. Also I am drunk.

Come chill. Animal misses you.

[woifiecindy]

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Its the secret way of saying she loves us both more than anything.  We love you too, Jal!!

Nah, I get it.  Don’t want to get that scurvy.  I hear you.  Eat, drink and be healthy, captain.

I’ll be there in thirty.  Warm up my spot for me.

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Speak for yourself.

Where’s your spot again? On my lap?

Just kidding.

[from-the--middle--of-nowher-blog]

Alright alright, fine, where’s my good light…

Jalia Yasmine Darzi, I swear in front of all these people I have never laid a hand on your brother and he’s always been an actual gentleman… I can barely believe it either but its true.  You are the only Darzi that has my heart.

Also he started it.

This is why I got to bring your skinny ass food.

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She just texted me and said “I hate you both”. Don’t know what that means.

Listen, I buy food too. I just....buy a lot of drinks. I fucking like juice, okay?

Just come over and stop giving me a hard time. Damn.

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White feminists need to chill.  We aren’t even anywhere near a beach.  Shit.

I’m a real lady too.  You pervs don’t need to know all the real nit and grit of what Lalla is doing when the doors are shut aka Nas… I mean what?  Hah!

Look at you, being all helpful.  I gotchu.

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You’re about to get me in trouble for no reason, yo. Jalia’s already texting me.

Tell her you didn’t fucking mean it.

I just buy a lot of juice..... And vodka.

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I’ve never had sex on the beach… in any form!  What the hell has a bitch been doing with her life?

I’m off the buttery nipple.  That chick has flown the damn coop.  Plus, I got that cupcake down pat and I was only day drunk for the half the day cause of it.  Score.

Come and make me a sex on a beach?  At least tell Lalla how.

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White feminists of the world are probably terrified of how eager you are for me to get you drunk. Don’t worry, ladies - it’s not that kind of conversation. Yet.

Bring me some peach schnapps and you got it. I got the rest of the shit.

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You ever be doing shots and wonder… I wonder what a buttery nipple is really like….

Taking volunteers.

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We’re still talking about butterscotch, right? Not like...actual butter... Cause I’m pretty down for one, but the other is questionable.

I’m more of a sex on the beach guy, anyway.

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I haven’t slept in 48 hours...

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Jal had said you went all serious college boy on us.  I couldn’t believe it til I saw it with these two eyes but look at you.

I might even introduce you to my female friends now.  They’re gonna like not being shoved in closets whenever you come round.

I started young, young man.  Don’t doubt your mother.  Same as always.

… shit, I fell asleep halfway through the sentence… but Procedure, Contacts and Shit looks good on you so I’m not gonna give you anything but an old school, back in the day, big ups from Brooklyn.  OH SHIT I got all these permits you can help me look at with your legalese.

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She’s doing the same shit, man. She’s at the university for fashion design, working over at Inferno as a waitress or something... I don’t know what the hell happened to us.

You go right ahead and do that. I don’t have time to meet people anymore so I need all the help I can get, lol. I mean - I don’t need help. I need time. Ms. Lady fucking warned me I wouldn’t be able to do law school and work at the firm and - I’m proving her wrong - but I have literally no free time. Your boy ain’t any fun these days.

I mean, yeah - I can look them over. Bring them with you when you come and I’ll read through them.

[from-the--middle--of-nowher-blog]

I haven’t slept in 48 hours...

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… never thought I’d hear you say that…

I feel like a proud mama Lalla.  You know what?  You deserve a cupcake.  I got an afternoon based on me, myself, and I… and now I’mma sprinkle some Nas into it.  A real grown Nas man over here.

What classes do you got?  We can chat while I get my shit together.

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You’ve missed a lot. I have to catch you up.

How are you gonna call yourself a proud mom when I have almost five years on you? But hey, I sure as hell could use a break from these briefs. I’ll text you my address - same number?

I’m in my first year of law school so all my classes don’t have formal names. One is Criminal Law and the others are called like Procedure, Contracts, and shit like that. Mad boring, haha.

[from-the--middle--of-nowher-blog]

I haven’t slept in 48 hours...

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Only cause what kind of person can have a cupcake and not eat it right away?!  Fucking serial killers have more manners than that.  They eat their damn cupakes where I can see they like it.

I guarantee if think you can resist long enough to walk away, you’ve never had MY cupcakes.

[weatherchanges--moods]

Speaking of cupcakes...I really want a cupcake. Any chance you can deliver me one? These classes have me fucked up right now, or I’d come to you.

Nah, I’m playing...you don’t have to deliver me a cupcake. I’m proud of you though, really. I hope this works out for you...and that you don’t have to deal with any serial killers, despite the manners they may or may not have, haha.

Missed having you around, kid.

[from-the--middle--of-nowher-blog]

I haven’t slept in 48 hours...

But worth it so I could tell y’all what I got to tell y’all.

After months of straight up all work, no play, no sleep, no eat, no drink and promising a lot of people money I do not have yet, I signed the final papers on my one and my only, the sexiest beast to ever hit the streets… Lalla’s Bitchin’ Cupcakes food truck!!

Pronounced like a song cause none y’all Scots can say it right anyway and y’all gonna be singing after you try one anyway.

That’s right, straight up cupcake orgasm.

[weatherchanges--moods]

Lalalalalala’s Bitchin’ Cupcakes! 

Does it nag at you if you don’t eat it right away?

[bryonyashley]