→ { ♚ } "Ah, Perhaps. I was visiting campus’ in Japan and I seemed to have wandered into…. this. What is this?"
"This is Ouran Academy's one and only Host Club!"
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→ { ♚ } "Ah, Perhaps. I was visiting campus’ in Japan and I seemed to have wandered into…. this. What is this?"
"This is Ouran Academy's one and only Host Club!"
"D-Don’t you get tired of lying, after a while? It’s p-plain as day that I’m hideous, so there’s no point."
"I'm not lying!"
Uh oh! Your character is watching mine get hit on and is feeling possessive. How does your character handle this?
Junko looked around at her surroundings, it indeed did look like a host club, with the nicely coloured walls and the handsome young boys walking around and talking to the other girls who looked way to excited. “So you guys seduce random girls? You guys are like romantic attractive male prostitutes without the sex,” She giggled, patting the boys shoulder.
In a fit of dramatic flair, the blond pulled away from the other. Although he was hurt by the others words, he was exaggerating nearly everything he was displaying. "You wound me so, fair maiden."
Darck slowly came up from behind a couch, grinning from ear to ear. "Boo~!"
"... No."
"Taamaaaakkiiiii~"
"Hello...?"
"Or... not..."
{✘} —————- Oh wow, Lookie here. He’s handsome, blonde, blue eyed and polite. "How sweet." She accepted the rose that was offered to her, not lifting it up to her nose to sniff it or anything, like in those romance movies. She just placed it on the table next to her, a question coming to her mind. "Where am I anyway?"
"Oh, you're at Ouran Academy's one and only Host Club... Have you, perhaps gotten yourself lost? After all, I would remember a beautiful face, such as yours."
"Q-Quite a noble concept of y-y-yours, but I’m afraid that I’m outside the usual b-boundaries. Not b-beautiful, at all, but thank you for your kind ideals about women. It w-would be nice if all men thought that way."
"But, I really do think you're beautiful!"
"Then—" He paused. Did he really want to do this? Yes. Or at least…probably. "Then I’d like to see what this Host Club of yours is like, if that’s okay."
"Then come in and have a seat."
{✘} —————- ”Hello there, Handsome.” Junko sparked up, her eyes widening at the sight in front of her. Blonde, Blue eyed, Handsome. Her type indeed, Of course not including the prick that she knew oh too well.
The blonde smiled offered a rose to the other. "Hello, Princess."
→ { ♚ } "Oh my, thank you." Sonia started, eyes scanning the room. "I do believe I must have wandered some place I was not meant to."
"You're lost, princess?"
"Oh..then I must be mistaken."
"Wait... what were you thinking?"
"Yeah, w-well, us commoners tend to look as we are. You c-can drop the act of pretending you th-think I’m pretty." She gave a hard look at Haruhi. "He d-doesn’t look, in your words, ‘dingy.’"
"That's because we fixed him up... And, it's not an act. I think every female is beautiful and I wish that everyone could be complimented more often."
Send me "INTERRUPTION"
I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-31 to see how your muse interrupts mine! Mixture of safe & nsfw.
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"Welcome, my princess."
Send me a Symbol
✉: For a regular text message from my muse.
♣: Here, have a not so regular (maybe even a dirty one) text message.
✍: For what my muse has written about yours in their diary.
✎: For an unsent letter from my muse (May be AU if you want, just let me know what kind of AU you want).
☎: For a drunk phone call.
☏: How about a voice message from my muse?
♥: The favorites of my muse- can be anything from music to sex positions, you're allowed to specify what you want.
∞: A random headcanon about my muse and yours.
☯: Here, have a hug from my muse.
☮: An argument I think my muse would have with yours.
♪: I've put all of my songs on shuffle- now I have to write a drabble involving our muses with the next song that comes on.
♬: Would you care to dance? My muse has to dance with yours.
♛: My muse is royalty for a day and you are their loyal subject- wait, what? What would my muse's reaction be to this idea?
♚: You are my master- hold on. What if my muse was the loyal subject, how would this go?
✖: Your muse is drowning in the bathtub when mine walks into the bathroom.
☠: Your muse has died, this is how mine reacts.
❂: My muse is clumsy and crashes into yours.
✈: Our muses are on a plane together, by accident or choice. This is what happens.
☢: It's too hot outside, how does my muse suggest our muses cool down?
ϟ: There's a storm going on and our muses are stuck together in a house- how will this go?
☂: It's pouring down and your muse forgot their umbrella, will my muse offer up theirs?
✧: Our muses went to eat out- where?
★: The stars are shining beautifully and my muse wants you to see them.
☾: It's in the middle of the night and my muse had a nightmare about yours- what does my muse do?
☼: The sun is shining bright and your muse got the bright idea of going out, does my muse agree with this?
☄: My muse is lost, luckily there is cellphone reception- does my muse dare to call yours for help?
♤: Our muses are playing a game, which kind and who is winning?
☻: Your muse got sunburnt, my muse didn't- how'd it happen and how'll mine help?
♒: Our muses are at the beach together, by accident or not, and yours was a bit too close to the waves- will my muse laugh or perhaps be helpful?
♦: Your muse asked mine to marry them, what's my muse's reaction?
◊: Your muse comes to mine, crying, how does my muse react?
✘: Scars aren't very pretty- my muse has to show you theirs.
✦: My muse was attacked but yours saved them- how'll my muse ever thank them?