The Second

Private and Selective Sakon/Ukon | Multiship | OC Highly Selective | NSFW Accepting (18+ only) | Penned By Wes

[hostbody]

//casually throws this out here.... After the whole Kimi getting sick thing and Sakon/Ukon is put in charge of the Sound Four, imagine someone actually hurting one of them in a fight and Sakon’s fucking just “OH HELL NO! this is MY fucking squad! I may hate the shit out of them, but they’re fucking MINE!!!” and he tried to fucking burn villages down without Orochimaru’s consent because he’s fucking done af

[hostbody]

Himawari

“Just wait and see, oniichan will kick you if you try to do anything with me. He is very powerfull too, you know.” She just had to buy some time for them to find her. “I don’t know who is that Orochimaru person, but he can’t hurt my dad.”

“Can’t? He already has. You should know Orochimaru, he’s responsible for training your precious Sasuke Uchiha and even his son lives here, as one of you. Some little runt doesn’t scare me, he doesn’t stand a chance against the two of us. In fact, I could take him myself without even waking my brother.”

[hostbody]

Himawari

She puffed her cheeks, feeling her face getting red from anger. “I got my whiskers from my dad and he is not a cat, he is the strongest man in Konoha.” The problem isn’t he calling her ugly, but put her parents in the middle. “At least I don’t wear this horrible make up that make you look like a zoombi.”

“I’ve heard that story before, Orochimaru-sama killed the last person thay called that, chances are he’ll get this one too. You can try to insult me all you want, but the chances are I’ll just kill you right here if you try. After all, I’m not alone, but you are child.”

[hostbody]

@himahimesun;;

“What’s with those fucked up whiskers on your fucked up face? It looks like someone fucked a cat and you’re what came out, seriously.”

[hostbody]

@masshirohebi;;

“Hey, Orochimaru-sama, any chance there’s some fun planned today? Any pathetic colonies to slaughter or high bounties to collect today? I really want something to play with.”

[hostbody]

@halatiicn;;

“What’s with that dumb fucking look on your face? Do you always look stupid and incompetent or is it just today? Maybe it’s because of that useless village or the useless clan. Wow, you really are unfortunate to come from so many useless shitty things at once.”

[hostbody]

@sordidstockings;;

Sakon walked into the hideout, followed suit by Ukon. They were both carrying multiple unconscious bodies until the plopped them all onto a table near the centre of the room. “Special Delivery!” Sakon yelled as his brother slipped back into his body for his usual rest. 

Sakon wore his usual sadistic glee on his face, he had had a little too much fun with this last one. “Orochimaru-sama said you were expecting these. Too bad we couldn’t kill them first, it would’ve been even more fun.”

[hostbody]

@bonepierced;;

Sakon surveyed the landscape as Ukon slipped back in for his usual rest. He couldn’t help but look around with his usual sadistic smile as he counted the bodies on the ground. He had to had it to Kimimaro this time, he may not always be fond of his leadership, but this time he just let him have fun and take care of all of this. Losing count in the late 40s he decided maybe it was time to go meet up with his leader again. 

“So, any more fun for us to have today?”

[hostbody]

Starter Call? Maybe?

So, I kinda want an excuse to rp these assholes so like this and I’ll write a starter or come into your ask or something, depends if I can think of a full starter or just ask shenanigans.

[hostbody]

Starter Call? Maybe?

So, I kinda want an excuse to rp these assholes so like this and I’ll write a starter or come into your ask or something, depends if I can think of a full starter or just ask shenanigans.

[hostbody]

SEND THESE AND MUSE WILL TELL EVERYTHING ABOUT MUN! XD

⌛ - age?

‼ - real name?

✺ - eye color?

✁ - hair?

✧ - brunnette, blonde...?

☿ - zodiac sign?

☃ - tall/short?

ϟ - slim, skinny..?

❅ - any sports?

✈ - hobbies?

❤ - single/taken?

♋ - virgin or not?

ツ - any pets?

☂ - favorite season?

✐ - fave types of movies?

❣ - how would it be your ideal date?

☣ - phobias?

☠ - fears?

✘ - hates?

☾ - mun's strong points? (name , at least, 3)

☽ -...and the weak ones?

° - ever were close to death?

♧ -..... on drugs?

♠ -.....smoked?

♦ -.....had alcohol?

❥ - straight, bissexual, homosseual..?

♚ - favorite eye color?

♛ - favorite hair color?

♪ - music you like?

✌ - favorite bands/ singers?

♒ - fave animes, series'?

❦-.fave characters?

✿ - fave kind of clothing?

ღ - mottos?

✬ - photo of the mun?

[hostbody]

*Throws a cream pie into both of Sakon and Ukon's faces* HA you just got pranked Sound Village lapdogs!

Think you can really outrun both of us? YOU BETTER FUCKING START RUNNING…

[bonepierced-blog]

@hostbody​ said: Sakon promptly places a paper bomb on it and backs up slowly. “That’s all I want to do with that,” he says with a cocky grin

 i should’ve expected that from you. but just know. once i get the okay from lord orochimaru, i’m going to kill you.

[hostbody]

“Bring it on, boner fuck. I still don’t see why you’re angry, I got rid of that disgusting waste of a gift. I think it’s win win.”

[asksforroleplayers]

Ask my muse extremely personal questions.

[hostbody]

So what's it like to work for Lord Orochimaru?

“Fucking awesome! He gives you insane powers, let’s you kill insane amounts of things and even gave me one hell of a team to help fuck around with pathetic wastes of life. What more could you honestly ask for? It’s like a giant fucking party!”

[hostbody]

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

Game Grumps Starters || No Longer Accepting

@bigsisterofthesand

“If you’re referring to out pathetic parents, we killed them ourselves for being useless and senile. Perhaps I move on to your family next, it would be fun to have another toy to play with.”

[hostbody]

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

Text Starters || Accepting

@flutedeath

[Text]: Not if you don’t mind that I advertised that you’re a hooker and people are lining up[Text]: I should’ve tried whoring you out much sooner, this is quite the cash flow[Text]: good to buy more weed with