[shutmefree-deactivated20230806]

[hundrednamed]

“wow, janice! i sure do love the Rodent Dome!”

[dlubes]

what the fuck are those

[consentipede]

Those are children

[dailyjackiechan]

me as i click the “place order” button thinking material items will stop me being sad

[hashtagblaze]

this had me gagged

[afloweroutofstone]

[exceptionals]

[izhmash-deactivated20181213]

Ye Olde Tumblr, 1609

end thy life knave

[fluoride-bomb]

yon originale pofter if an æphobe

[siderealsandman]

hear ye! hear ye! this be a callout post for goodman john! all good godfearing men take heed that brother john:

is slothful

makes merry upon the sabbath

has known lady elizabeth outside of wedlock 

believes earth to be round (possible vvitch) 

[iguanamouth]

hot new thing: painting almost photorealistic pokemon into photographs

dont know what the painting part of this means but heres some normal photographs ive taken, with my camera

[nayfin]

With your camera? How… how did you get the first shot, on the outside of the plane?

[iguanamouth]

no more questions

[meanplastic]

[plaidcushion]

choose your fighter

[shiredded]

Why not both?

[unicornempire]

Slendergirl.

[treygotguap]

You could pour Yo HEART OUT To A girl and all she gon say is “Lol Awww”

[cypresscapers]

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Maybe you’re ugly?

[localstarboy]

Having a bad day?

Remember, you don’t have to take what anyone’s trying to feed you.

[niambi]

GIRL she has had it!

[melonmemes]

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

just watchin a british show and the dude said bath like “barth” that shit will never get old

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

british accents are so dumb fuck you if you’re british

[cartilage-but-for-your-eyes]

Actually Britian is made up of three and a bit countries (the bit being northern Ireland). So British accent is non-existent but you do have Scottish, Irish, Welsh and English accents. So be more specific about accent.

Yours kindly,

A Scotsman who is dead tired of all the accent in Britain being lumped together as a big horrific mess.

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

this dudes name is wembley the third

[tastefullyoffensive]

[immortal-maschine]

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

[kaijubrains]

Forbidden nesquik 

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[onceler-vore-fanfic]

[itswalky]

you guys there’s a new nancy cartoonist and she’s amazing

[skarchomp]