Male Reader x Mata Nui Lemon Don't Like Don't Read

(Dependent Hal for Re:Surrection)

[hotbionicle]

Sets my artificial heartbeat to 71907/40120 for the most pretentious of gamer lulz.

[pseudomantis]

Domesticated computers will eat a disc right out of someone’s hand but wild computers are too shy you have to leave the disc on the ground and let it walk over to it and eat it itself

[hotbionicle]

Everything happens so much.

You need anything for when you get back? I don't have much going on.

[telematicsabiotrophy]

.... can you get me a bag of tho2e friied beetle2 iin the cool ranch flavor they 2ell on your planet?

[hotbionicle]

Hell yes I can.

[hotbionicle]

Of course I am, dude.

I've only been hearing shit second hand (and through a cursory scan of your blog content) but hauling yourself home after a scrape with death is pretty impressive.

You'll have to tell me all the juicy deets when you get back. B)

[telematicsabiotrophy]

ehehehe, iit2 a date 2o much2 2hiit happened though, fuck

[hotbionicle]

Everything happens so much.

You need anything for when you get back? I don't have much going on.

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[hotbionicle]

So I've fucking heard, dude.

Proud of you.

[telematicsabiotrophy]

!!!!

ii

you are?

um

eheh

thank2

[hotbionicle]

Of course I am, dude.

I've only been hearing shit second hand (and through a cursory scan of your blog content) but hauling yourself home after a scrape with death is pretty impressive.

You'll have to tell me all the juicy deets when you get back. B)

[hotbionicle]

Making a cringe compilation of Dirk dying in Elden Ring.

That's pretty secondary to whatever you're doing right now though.

[telematicsabiotrophy]

that 2ound2 hiilariiou2 iim uh riidiing iin a moviing van full of piillow2 after haviing been kiidnapped and gotten free? my week ha2 been wiild

[hotbionicle]

So I've fucking heard, dude.

Proud of you.

[hotbionicle]

I am.

Hey.

[telematicsabiotrophy]

hey :) what2 up?

[hotbionicle]

Making a cringe compilation of Dirk dying in Elden Ring.

That's pretty secondary to whatever you're doing right now though.

[hotbionicle]

Do doo do doo yeah.

You need me, boy, your free will is an illusion.

[telematicsabiotrophy]

oh hey you're onliine

[hotbionicle]

I am.

Hey.

[hotbionicle]

Do doo do doo yeah.

You need me, boy, your free will is an illusion.

[datarobotsuggestion]

Date a robot who bluescreens when embarrassed

[sspurrfect]

were trying something new,

[hotbionicle]

sspurrfect​:

we should play games or something!!!!!

We should. And also.

#we dyed my hair i wanna show you!! 

Show me that immediately.

[hotbionicle]

sspurrfect​:

i miss you so muuuuch :’((

I missed you too.

B’)

[sspurrfect]

hal 🥺

[hotbionicle]

Hey.

It has been way too long, dude.

[just-another-guardsman]

[hotbionicle]

A present appears! This is in a black box, and is some pretty panties and a rather adult piece of engineering made for Hal. The note reads “happy lover2 day 2weetheart” and is signed Sparks

> Sparks is getting super tackled by a robot, eventually.