[drcheeseburgermd]

@bigzackwantsabigmac and @hotbirdho as will and ashley from fresh prince

will: some guy’s gonna try to be all over you like cheese on a big mac. ashley: will! maybe i like cheese! will: how do you know you like something if you’ve never had it? please tell me you ain’t had no cheese, ashley. 

the absolute big brother/cousin half bad influence and half a little too protective. despite any messy family stuff there’s a real friendship at the core of the relationship and you know how to have fun together and support each other in equal amounts. 

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she fell down and busted her ass after that picture was taken

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it wasn’t that bad

[jabbathekid]

sparccle

[safewordhwiskey-deactivated2016]

We went out to lunch today while my mom got grandma time and i gotta say im pretty damn lucky

[hotbirdho-blog]

he caught a good moment where i wasn’t looking between my watch and my phone.

[safewordhwiskey-deactivated2016]

Batman came home todayyyyyy 

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a little late on the reblog of my baby... oops. still too tiny for the newborn costume.

[margaretroses]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)

[safewordhwiskey-deactivated2016]

Me. Waiting for Sunday. Football. 

[parksandfluff]

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[gasteiatp]

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THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING IN THE WORLD.

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some combinations of sign language which are hilariously ambigious?

[mad-yet-glad]

Signing the word milk when moving it pas your eyes is “pasteurized milk” (past your eyes milk)

[mugasofer]

That’s appalling. Have a like.

[theqmmunity]

Deaf people have the most hilarious puns and jokes and they’re the BEST!

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my guy’s not quite ready to come home yet but check out that sweet dope face. he’s a classic glass.

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i won’t like that

[safewordhwiskey-deactivated2016]

hey.

[hotbirdho-blog]

hi. cute.

[alisonargent]

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being at my new home and sleeping in my new bed has to be one of the best feelings ever. that and having a happy baby, of course. 

on top of all that @safewordhwiskey has been the most amazing and supportive guy in the entire world for me. he’s been 100% there and supportive. he’s turning our new house into a real legit home in record time. he’s warm, loving, and just the absolute best guy i can ever imagine being with. i’m super lucky to have him, especially with everything going on in our lives right now. most of all according to zack, he’s way better than “all those preps” i dated in high school and before him. lol. anyway, this was all going to be a separate post, but he passed out before i got an okay on a picture to post, so now it rolled into my messy sleepy selfie. but yeah, andy’s honestly the best guy and deserves a million hugs and pats on the back for already being the most amazing dad and boyfriend ever.

[safewordhwiskey-deactivated2016]

Linus is still practicing breathing like a human, but I have a feeling he’s really just training for a scuba diving mission to wrecked ships for treasure when he’s older and taking a break from his presidential duties. Unfortunately they did not let me sneak him out of the NICU under my jean jacket, but I guess that’s best since he still digs eating with the tube. though, I would too, tbh. 

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the thing is my little babe’s incredible.