hot buns crossing

• just buns crossing the road • i am the real pedro pascal • i post about old men and the occasional old men and other things (old men) •

[hotbunscrossing]

[is at the function] so, Uh, anyone else pee Once A Week.?

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Typing This, using my Pee stream. btw

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sadly wailing into the distant abyss infront of me, "ohhh girlhusband... girlhusband please save me.. girlhusband save me.."

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My Ears got eated by Pedro pascal. and honestly? Vibes

[supermariomamafucker]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

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Fuckkkk i was Presenting In, my Having A penis Class and my Pussy literally started Talking likeee?? thanks For Blowing My cover??

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Hey you guy. So I was Having A discussion with The Oppies and they have said that I'm am Slut. I began To Think, about this as I Drink My Lemonade through A Straw. And maybe They're right. i AM sucking on This Straw like a Complete whore. Any advice? I would Like To Drink through straws in a god-Honoring, way.

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licks your eardrum

See? This is Why I left America. Too many Sluts Messaging Me.

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Squirrels. Tortoises. Other sexual goddesses.

[pukicho]

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

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Pedro Pascal Stole my kidnies. And, I deserve Justice and retribution .

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Onl,y The Two of us in the Google Slides, our Two Gmail circlees right next to each Other.. fuuucckk 🫦 were Already at 3rd Base , huh?

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ovulation week again . When Will I find peace.

[sdqubeley]

Beautiful women called Storage Space Running Out keep messaging me

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[bogleech]