just give up; i did.

{indie rp sideblog for SANS from UNDERTALE} {loved by VEEMO}{multiship} {follows from devilswinging}{anon-friendly} {M!A: none; accepting}  

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cynicalborne‌:

“Oh.. I dunno.. You seem pretty chill. But.. I guess I expected that much.. But at least you were willing to tell me, probably.”

“So If I ever need to ask any stupid ass invasive questions on skeleton anatomy, you’re the go to Sans.” 

“And I will have more questions, trust me i’m a dumb ass, so I’ll catch ya another time.” 

* i’m probably your skeleton for invasive and maybe rude or embarrassing questions yeah

* for your sake i hope that’s not any time soon * later man

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cynicalborne‌:

“Mmhhh..” 

“Well.. you two have something in common it seems.” 

* i think that’s a constant between almost all sanses * but i wouldn’t know; i don’t really timeline hop all too much

* you should probably go be with your sans * why’re you still hanging around me?

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cynicalborne‌:

“I’m legally obligated to say my Sans is the best Sans and you’d get fucking destroyed.” 

* again thats fair * i honestly don’t really care all that much

* he could destroy me if he wanted to

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cynicalborne‌:

“He might. That’s would be pretty entertaining to watch.. No offense.” 

* none taken

* and hey if it happens at least it won’t be an unfair advantage i think * we’re both sans so it’s not like one of us will have an advantage over the other

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cynicalborne‌:

“….this is just my face.” 

“And nah. I think I’m starting to piss off the mistress so I better not have this conversation with another Sans, ya dig?”

“He gave me an ominous *ok .. don’t like that.”

* i meant the pouty face

* yknow what * thats fair

* hopefully he doesn’t kill me for offering

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* snrk * dude okay fine i’ll tell you how to bone just stop making that face

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hotcatstand‌:

* only when you learn how to bone dude

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* only when you learn how to bone dude

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* okay. * here’s how you bone

* you take a bone * and you bone

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HOW DO YOU BONE ???

* holy shit

* do you really want to know this or are you just playing dumb man?

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* ...

* ... what...?

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* i need to stop being so damn lazy. * there’s a lot of things that need getting done...

* ...

* could you imagine if i was serious about that?

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lastfallen‌:

Aw shoot, seems the song didn’t do the trick. Now that they thought about it though, that probably made sense, Sans and MTT had a lot of differences in style, it probably carried over to their favorite music too.

Oh well, it was worth a shot! They give the skeleton a bashful grin before putting their phone away as the song faded off, coming to his side again since they had more searching to do.

“ S-sorry, what kinda music d-do you like Sans? ” They asked quietly, now more curious to see what he would come up with.

“i haven’t listened to music in awhile. but i used to dance hip hop and break, so something along either of those lines ought to be the easiest for me to get into. at least i hope that’s how it works.”

He chuckled, looking at them with a smile. “the song was good though. you picked a good song. i just couldn’t get into it.”

The skeleton pulled his phone out of his pocket, idly scrolling it to see what he could find. “let’s give ya a second shot. if that doesn’t work then i’ll give it a go.”

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lastfallen‌:

“ Cool tunes! L-like this one! ” They say with a confident tone as they pull out their own phone, scrolling through the music until they reached a folder Mettaton himself had uploaded for them.

Its not long before a catchy, upbeat tune begins to play out from the device as Holly themself begins to bob their head a little to it. It was an instrumental piece it seemed, as no vocal singing began to happen well into the music. Eventually the child peeks up towards Sans to see his reaction though, would this work for his dancing?? He had some cool looking gloves on now so maybe he was ready-

Sans puts his hands in his pockets, listening to the music for a bit. He has an expression of uncertainty, as if he couldn’t figure how to dance to it. But he was at least tapping his foot to it, trying to get his SOUL into it so he could dance to it.

But nothing happened.

The skeleton sighed, shaking his head. His foot kept tapping though, tapping to the beat until it was done. “i got nothing outta that, kiddo... lemme see if i can find anything on the undernet.”

“it’s a good song though. mtt’s got serious talent.”

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lastfallen‌:

Oh boy, what an accidental conundrum this was. They couldn’t say they weren’t kind’ve looking forward to the torrent of puns, but that didn’t mean that they had to admit this out loud to him either. They never realized how much fun could be made out of their little nickname!

At the comment about Christmas however, the child quickly noticed their slip up and looked a bit bashful. Whoops, they forgot Christmas went by a different name down here-

“ Oh, y-yeah. Named after an imp-portant guy, its actually supposed to be a b-big birthday! That’s why presents are s-such a big thing for it. ”

Aah, all those times their grandmother took them to Christmas Eve church were finally paying off, even if they couldn’t remember a HUGE part of the lore. Honestly though Giftmas made a lot more sense as a name for the holiday-

Sans blinked and actually paid attention to what they were explaining to him. “a birthday huh? sounds so much more involved than our giftmas.” Shoving his hands into his pockets, he let up on the name puns for a bit.

“all we do is stick presents under a tree and that’s that. it started ‘cause someone put decorations on gyftrot.”

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DUNKS THE SKELE gently. into a bed. nap time.

But he refused to be dunked. At all. Even into nap time.

“… are you even trying?”

[devotedretribution]

a karmatic house tradition: papyrus and sans singing All I Want for Christmas